"Bampot" is quite often shortened to just "Bam" as in Shouting an insult "Haw you ya Bam!"
Originally Posted by moonie:
I need a Scottish dictionary for Christmas...please
Originally Posted by kattymieoww:
"Bampot" is quite often shortened to just "Bam" as in Shouting an insult "Haw you ya Bam!"
For Moonie's benefit, that translates as "Hey you, you idiot".
BAMPOT: Twit, idiot, dunderheidhead.
Maw Broon's kitchen
Mawâs noo made a batch oâ shortie
âDinna touchâ if your hands are claurty
Itâs put by on the table coolinâ.
The smell has aâ the young anes droolinâ.
Thereâll be a place for every Broon.
Guid wiâ tea tae wash it doon.
The taste it brings them aâ such a pleasure,
Mawâs recipe is a family treasure.
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Mother Brown's kitchen
Mum's now made a load of shortbread
'Do not touch' if your hands are dirty
It's been put aside on the table, to cool.
The smell (of it) has all the young ones salivating
There'll be a place for each and every member of the Brown family.
It (shortbread) is good (and tasty) with a nice cup of tea to wash it down.
The taste of it (the shortbread) brings them all such pleasure,
Mum's recipe is a family treasure.
I can remember back in the 60/70s we used to take the Sunday Post. I liked the cartoons but Dad was convinced "it was full of good reading!"
Ta Scotty
Stoater! thats a great one
I only found this from a cockerney site but remember my Lancs dad reciting this to us kids.
A for Horses (or A fer Gardener)
B for Mutton
C for Miles (or Seaforth Highlanders or C for Yourself)
D for Dumb (or D fer Ential) (or D fer Kate)
E for Brick
F for Lump (or F fer Vescence)
G for Police (or G for Get It)
H for Consent (or H for Bless You)
I for Novello (or I for the Engine)
J for Nice Time (or J for Oranges)
K for Restaurant
L for Leather
M for Cream (or M for Sis)
N for Lope
O for the Wings of a Dove (O for the Rainbow)
P for Relief
Q for the Loos (or Q for the Pictures)
R for Mo (or R fer English)
S for you, you can take a hike (or S for Rantzen)
T for Gums (or T for Two)
U for Me (or U for Mism)
V for Espana
W for a Quid (or W for the Winnings)
X for Breakfast
Y for Mistress
Zee for Moiles (or Z for Wind)
Thanks also to
David Campbell, Geoff Firth, Andrew W Llewellyn, Phil Reynolds, Rodney Clare for alternative suggestions.
rosie Roger 
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Me too Yogi
Scotty has a heart of gold 
40 years ago maybe but not now 
Evening
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Me too Yogi
Scotty has a heart of gold
40 years ago maybe but not now
Evening
I know.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
rosie Roger
Scotty
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Lubs you too Yogi, even if yer no! 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
awwwwnaw, has there been a murrdur?! 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Me too Yogi
Scotty has a heart of gold
40 years ago maybe but not now
Evening
Sandshoe velvet one
I lubs you
No mistake missus
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
awwwwnaw, has there been a murrdur?!
Aye! She kilt him!
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
and me Scotty,nice to see you
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I lubs you
No mistake missus
Lubs you too
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
awwwwnaw, has there been a murrdur?!
Aye! She kilt him!
he's pan breid?!! aw nawwww!!!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
and me Scotty,nice to see you
Great minds... Nice to see you too erin
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Scotty, good to see you. I still lubs you, even if you are a flag waving bampot.
Me too. Miss you being around a bit more Scotty.
Thanks Xochi
Once the murrdur trial`s over, I`ll be back more often.
But..if that Rylan get`s a joab with BB, I think I`ll be off for the Summer
awwwwnaw, has there been a murrdur?!
Aye! She kilt him!
he's pan breid?!! aw nawwww!!!
aw aye!! broon breid, snaffy kerry on!
Originally Posted by moonie:
*slips out of thread unnoticed* 
Originally Posted by moonie:
*slips out of thread unnoticed*
get back here you!! You might be an accomplice!
Scotty, phone the polis!! Moonie's did a runner!
They've got his coupon up on Fox.
The TA are on to him.
999 *ring ring*
Hello polis, moonie done it. He`s on the run.
shhhhhhhhhhh!