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FM
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Here we go.

 

It's a farce. Smoked Rainbow Trout is trying to sell a vision of peaches and cream whilst it's all based on fairytale assumptions and  "believe me I'm the second coming".

 

Keep the pound - ffs dream on Alex.

 

Aye, we'll dump Trident. And know what the Yanks will say okay Nicola, sorry it was inconvenient and no trace left. Aye. And that's in more ways than one.

 

How the f*ck these Saltire waving bampots who sing the (dirge pseudo rebel song that is Flower of Scotland) national anthem  think we could sustain ourselves is beyond me. On BBC on the pound issue he was bringing up whisky revenues of ÂĢ3 bill. Excuse me if I lol but is that all ye've got Salmond. It's chicken feed. If that dick gets his way a VW Golf's gonna start at ÂĢ40k in five years and no mistake. And getting 16 year old's to vote - how cynically calculated is that Jeez? Oh aye, and the rest of Britain/England will still like us and there'll be no probs economically or socially. Hickory dickory dock.

 

The only reason I voted SNP was a "rebel" vote against labour and the tories. I'm voting whacko now but I know one thing if Scotland votes independent it's f^cked.

 

No error.

 

 

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Maw Broon's kitchen

 

Maw’s noo made a batch o’ shortie

‘Dinna touch’ if your hands are claurty

It’s put by on the table coolin’.

The smell has a’ the young anes droolin’.

There’ll be a place for every Broon.

Guid wi’ tea tae wash it doon.

The taste it brings them a’ such a pleasure,

Maw’s recipe is a family treasure.

FM
Originally Posted by erinp:

 

Maw Broon's kitchen

 

Maw’s noo made a batch o’ shortie

‘Dinna touch’ if your hands are claurty

It’s put by on the table coolin’.

The smell has a’ the young anes droolin’.

There’ll be a place for every Broon.

Guid wi’ tea tae wash it doon.

The taste it brings them a’ such a pleasure,

Maw’s recipe is a family treasure.

*gives up* 

Moonie
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by erinp:

 

Maw Broon's kitchen

 

Maw’s noo made a batch o’ shortie

‘Dinna touch’ if your hands are claurty

It’s put by on the table coolin’.

The smell has a’ the young anes droolin’.

There’ll be a place for every Broon.

Guid wi’ tea tae wash it doon.

The taste it brings them a’ such a pleasure,

Maw’s recipe is a family treasure.

*gives up* 

 Seems fine to me 

FM
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Scotty:

 

 

 

Oh and I love the word bampot 

If I knew what it meant I may too 

A headcase or an idiot.

Barmpot down here 

That's cause you English stick extra r's into words.

Yogi19

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