Ooo that's good then

Fife expected to vote NO too.

I think I may have to make a coffee 

Am I correct in understanding that Fife is considered a good consensual indicator?

Yankee doddle and all that

You are correct. It is seen as a good indicator of how the country will vote.

You better make it a strong one.

Done  bet Baz's Iphone is covering her face 

Went to the loo, staggered ever so slightly

 You been on the strong stuff?

you could be staggering a lot more tomorrow 

and that was a party political broadcast on behalf of UKIP 

Bacardi and not much sleep.

22 feet of LED lighting to go up in the pub ...why me

You've been working hard today, you deserve a wee tipple.

oh heck...get a man in 

still have to open the pub .

Dundee has third fire alarm go off...think we know where Alex Salmond is then

ask him to do that too 

it's smoke coming off his heels  

Salmond left Aberdeen airport by jet 24 minutes ago.

Destination unknown.

what a plonker this UKIP guy is 

 Hope it's a one-way ticket.

 is that true?

*Cuba* taps nose 

Probably Benidorm 

hope he lets his girlfriend know

I really want to hear a couple of the urban results before going to bed.

so do I...the most important ones are last 

I thought he had an invisible wife?

Specsavers 

He has ...she bakes

 I wish!

Does he eat everything she bakes?

he's flying incognito 

That bastard Colin Fox spat on me ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate him .