Well hullo
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I'm now asking myself:
'Where did FMs get married?'
And, further,
'Where did they have their honeymoons?'
Ceremony at the Natural History Museum, London
Honeymoon in Maui
Sorry, can't do all that in a Scottish accent
Ye got merrit = yer a bampot!
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I'm now asking myself:
'Where did FMs get married?'
And, further,
'Where did they have their honeymoons?'
Ceremony at the Natural History Museum, London
Honeymoon in Maui
Sorry, can't do all that in a Scottish accent
Don't think I could do that in Scots either!
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Well hullo
Oh ya dancer...look who it is
*dis a wee jig*quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Here that wiz no bada atta Deegs.
OK, are you telling me that I'm universally adored on this Forum, and that I can do no wrong?
Because if you're not, I don't think I want to know
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quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I once got married in Scotland.
It didn't last long though.
My honeymoon began in Banchory and moved on to Braemar before moving on again.
Did ye get a chance tae toss a caber?
Tossing a caber? No, I didn't get around to tossing a caber but I did walk up a mountain with a funny name near Ballater. The Scottish bit of the honey mood wasn't that brilliant but things perked up on the French Riviera in Nice. There weren't any cabers to toss there.
Smokey was it Craigendarroch you climbed?
When I was a lassie I lived with ma grannie
An' many a skelpin' ma granny gie'd me
She dressed me all up in a corduroy fashion
wi' git yella britches reet doon ta mae knee
An' many a skelpin' ma granny gie'd me
She dressed me all up in a corduroy fashion
wi' git yella britches reet doon ta mae knee
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I once got married in Scotland.
It didn't last long though.
My honeymoon began in Banchory and moved on to Braemar before moving on again.
Did ye get a chance tae toss a caber?
Tossing a caber? No, I didn't get around to tossing a caber but I did walk up a mountain with a funny name near Ballater. The Scottish bit of the honey mood wasn't that brilliant but things perked up on the French Riviera in Nice. There weren't any cabers to toss there.
A mountain wi' a funny name eh? Ye mean a Big Hill?
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Well hullo
Harrorare Cagney!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I once got married in Scotland.
It didn't last long though.
My honeymoon began in Banchory and moved on to Braemar before moving on again.
Did ye get a chance tae toss a caber?
Tossing a caber? No, I didn't get around to tossing a caber but I did walk up a mountain with a funny name near Ballater. The Scottish bit of the honey mood wasn't that brilliant but things perked up on the French Riviera in Nice. There weren't any cabers to toss there.
A mountain wi' a funny name eh? Ye mean a Big Hill?
It ull be Craigendarroch!
Ah peched up that.
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
When I was a lassie I lived with ma grannie
An' many a skelpin' ma granny gie'd me
She dressed me all up in a corduroy fashion
wi' git yella britches reet doon ta mae knee
Hahaha!
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Here that wiz no bada atta Deegs.
OK, are you telling me that I'm universally adored on this Forum, and that I can do no wrong?
Because if you're not, I don't think I want to know
Membership card coming right up! Have a drink while yer waitin' and stop slamming that door!
Bump 
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.quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I once got married in Scotland.
It didn't last long though.
My honeymoon began in Banchory and moved on to Braemar before moving on again.
Did ye get a chance tae toss a caber?
Tossing a caber? No, I didn't get around to tossing a caber but I did walk up a mountain with a funny name near Ballater. The Scottish bit of the honey mood wasn't that brilliant but things perked up on the French Riviera in Nice. There weren't any cabers to toss there.
A mountain wi' a funny name eh? Ye mean a Big Hill?
No. It was called something like the Craigendarrach - and it was shaped in a very feminine way.
Craigendarroch. I`ve climbed that a few times Smokey.
Noo hooz furranurra hauf?
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
As long as you didn't get stuffed in the Natural History Museum we can all breathe a huge sigh of relief I suppose.
What rotten luck about having to hike off to Maui after all that richness in the museum.
No I didn't get stuffed there. But the place was stuffed with beautiful flowers & happy people & fine food & wines.
And the "hike" to Maui wasn't too onerous, flying First Class as I did (with a 3-day stop-over in the beautiful city of Vancouver).
Goodness, is that the time? Have a nice evening
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Noo hooz furranurra hauf?
Guan then hen!
The Londoners are sweatin..no the sweaties.
pmsl........... wit went rangquote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I was not only married but also arrested in Scotland.
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
As long as you didn't get stuffed in the Natural History Museum we can all breathe a huge sigh of relief I suppose.
What rotten luck about having to hike off to Maui after all that richness in the museum.
No I didn't get stuffed there. But the place was stuffed with beautiful flowers & happy people & fine food & wines.
And the "hike" to Maui wasn't too onerous, flying First Class as I did (with a 3-day stop-over in the beautiful city of Vancouver).
Goodness, is that the time? Have a nice evening
Take care sweetheart
quote:Originally posted by madamski:pmsl........... wit went rangquote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I was not only married but also arrested in Scotland.
He couldnae say "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht ye ken"
lol
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Here that wiz no bada atta Deegs.
OK, are you telling me that I'm universally adored on this Forum, and that I can do no wrong?
Because if you're not, I don't think I want to know
Am telling you that yer Scottish is coming on jist braw and yer an absolute doll. Now shut that door and sit doon!
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
I once got married in Scotland.
It didn't last long though.
My honeymoon began in Banchory and moved on to Braemar before moving on again.
Did ye get a chance tae toss a caber?
Tossing a caber? No, I didn't get around to tossing a caber but I did walk up a mountain with a funny name near Ballater. The Scottish bit of the honey mood wasn't that brilliant but things perked up on the French Riviera in Nice. There weren't any cabers to toss there.
A mountain wi' a funny name eh? Ye mean a Big Hill?
No. It was called something like the Craigendarrach - and it was shaped in a very feminine way.
Craigendarroch. I`ve climbed that a few times Smokey.
It's just right for climbing! No sooner has one seen it then it's as if it solicits one - like a siren - to mount it.
Ooooh smokey
Am away tae pit a cardigan on. It's got a wee bit chilly all of a sudden! 
hiv yi goat yir baffies oanquote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Am away tae pit a cardigan on. It's got a wee bit chilly all of a sudden!
Awa' tae the but 'n' ben for ma tea, the haggis is biling nicely
Wheres the Kilts ?.
?.quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Wheres the Kilts
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Am away tae pit a cardigan on. It's got a wee bit chilly all of a sudden!
Pit a wee simmet oan tae.
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Awa' tae the but 'n' ben for ma tea, the haggis is biling nicely
Pit yer feet up hen and wallop doon that haggis.
Oh troops wir beatin` the Londoners hands doon! 
Their faces wull be like toarn scones!
Their faces wull be like toarn scones!
So whit's new eh?
quote:Originally posted by The Joy Division:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Wheres the Kilts
Help ma boab do ah see his thingymajigs!
Maaaannn that's some double chin. His hairs aw ower his eyes, and his tongue's hingin' oot!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
So whit's new eh?
Tiddly there`s an Irish thread anaw noo!