quote:Originally posted by Bethni:
Hello Scotland
OHHH how i miss you..... wish i was there right now ...... I've got the irn bru but could somebody send me some square slice ?
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Just to explain I never meant this to exclusive to Scots. I did it for a play on words...sweaty socks - jocks for a laugh.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Call us whit they like cos they'll never take away oor FREEDOMMMMMM!!!!
*For the second time this week grabs the handiest claymore and charges round the policies wielding it and scaring the livestock*
Can I have a claymore Mauser? I'm a Paddy so I am. Supporting the Jocks all the way.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Bethni:
Hello Scotland
OHHH how i miss you..... wish i was there right now ...... I've got the irn bru but could somebody send me some square slice ?
Lidl do a breakfast pack with lorne, links, black and fruit puddin'. Nae tattie scones, but it's got hash browns in it!
I think they think i'm running a scottish restraunt somewhere !quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Call us whit they like cos they'll never take away oor FREEDOMMMMMM!!!!
*For the second time this week grabs the handiest claymore and charges round the policies wielding it and scaring the livestock*
Can I have a claymore Mauser? I'm a Paddy so I am. Supporting the Jocks all the way.
PADDYYYYYY
quote:Originally posted by Bethni:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Bethni:
Hello Scotland
OHHH how i miss you..... wish i was there right now ...... I've got the irn bru but could somebody send me some square slice ?
Lidl do a breakfast pack with lorne, links, black and fruit puddin'. Nae tattie scones, but it's got hash browns in it!
Really ?? I have a lidl near me and ive never se it there... and believe me ive looked. Only place i can get it is if i travel to a sainsbury's (which, i might add is a days travel). I have to stock up there with slice and haggis...... and i get funny looks at the checkout
OOOOOH to be in Scotland now the midgies are there ( sighhhhhhh )
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Just to explain I never meant this to exclusive to Scots. I did it for a play on words...sweaty socks - jocks for a laugh.
Actually Scotty, some buff real sweaty jocks would be a welcome change from the non tottie in the house....
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:
Edinburgh born, meself.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Call us whit they like cos they'll never take away oor FREEDOMMMMMM!!!!
Or your Sense of humour!
Well she`s not laughed at my horsey!
If ye eat like a horse, does it mean your licensed to sh1t on the road?
Try it!
Ah did. Ended up in the Bar-L
quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
ScottyI'm sorry I ever posted what me Dad says, I'd never have intentionally upset anyone, or started him off
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
Yes but I wouldn`t care if your granny was from Mars....you`re in!
Kayteeee
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
Mine was Irish so come into the parlour. Are you another long lost cousin?
quote:Originally posted by carotino:quote:Originally posted by watchinittoomuch:
Scotty
We all know that
quote:Originally posted by Mauser:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
Of course
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
Mine was Irish so come into the parlour. Are you another long lost cousin?
Tidddddddddddddles *ponce* I probably am a cousin,my lot were prolific breeders back in the day
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Me grannie was Scottish...does that count?
Yes but I wouldn`t care if your granny was from Mars....you`re in!
Kayteeee
Scotteeeeeeeeeeeee!
*sings...A Gordon for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Hi, I'm Eartha Kitt and I find Cockernee rhyming slang very offensive!!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Hi, I'm Eartha Kitt and I find Cockernee rhyming slang very offensive!!
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Hi, I'm Eartha Kitt and I find Cockernee rhyming slang very offensive!!
Geerourrrraamaaapuuuuub!
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Can I come in if I' a Northern Monkey??
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Can I come in if I' a Northern Monkey??
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Can I come in if I' a Northern Monkey??
Aye grab a thistle and be ready tae use it!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Aye mon. Get tore intae them. *chaaaaarge*
quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Can I come in if I' a Northern Monkey??
Aye grab a thistle and be ready tae use it!
Tah chuck...*thistle ready for launch*
quote:Originally posted by Bethni:
Scot's wa'hae!! lets paint oor faces blue and raise the flag!!!! We cannae let the Londoners run awa wi it!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Can I come in if I' a Northern Monkey??
Aye grab a thistle and be ready tae use it!
Tah chuck...*thistle ready for launch*
psssssst...hold it at the flower end
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
This will get there goat!
quote:Originally posted by Bethni:
Scot's wa'hae!! lets paint oor faces blue and raise the flag!!!! We cannae let the Londoners run awa wi it!
