Yaw right wee yin? 
Oh look who it isnae. Yaw right wee yin?
Yaw right wee yin? quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
How's she cuttin'?
Tatties whits up
Hullo rerr sweaties. 
Am drookit!
Am drookit!
Bliddy thunderstorm here noo.... ma cat wis howlin'.... the wee bizzum was stuck in the cat flap trying to get oot o the rain!!
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by carotino:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
If you (Scotland) do choose to have full and complete independence - which might be a very good thing - and you determine all your own affairs what currency will you decide to have?
I know you may be inclined to make sure you have a lot of the said currency but what will it be called?
A guinea gives you a pound and one shilling - giving you a head start but would you prefer: the merk or even the bodle?
Might you honour the past by having the Adam Smith? E.G. One fish supper costs two Adam Smiths
Think we're not capable?
I think 'you' are very capable! It's just I wonder what name you'd choose for your currency. It could even be a 'Gordon' made up of 100 Little Gordons. 'That'll be two Gordons and fifty five wee Gordons,' for example.
I simply hoped for some ideas.
Naw nothing like that smokey, wir trading in sheep and coos.
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by carotino:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
If you (Scotland) do choose to have full and complete independence - which might be a very good thing - and you determine all your own affairs what currency will you decide to have?
I know you may be inclined to make sure you have a lot of the said currency but what will it be called?
A guinea gives you a pound and one shilling - giving you a head start but would you prefer: the merk or even the bodle?
Might you honour the past by having the Adam Smith? E.G. One fish supper costs two Adam Smiths
Think we're not capable?
I think 'you' are very capable! It's just I wonder what name you'd choose for your currency. It could even be a 'Gordon' made up of 100 Little Gordons. 'That'll be two Gordons and fifty five wee Gordons,' for example.
I simply hoped for some ideas.
Naw nothing like that smokey, wir trading in sheep and coos.
Oh, I see:
OK. In that case, 'Please can I spend the night with you for three coos.'
Make it two nights and you`ve got a deal.
quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:quote:Originally posted by carotino:quote:Originally posted by Smoke:
If you (Scotland) do choose to have full and complete independence - which might be a very good thing - and you determine all your own affairs what currency will you decide to have?
I know you may be inclined to make sure you have a lot of the said currency but what will it be called?
A guinea gives you a pound and one shilling - giving you a head start but would you prefer: the merk or even the bodle?
Might you honour the past by having the Adam Smith? E.G. One fish supper costs two Adam Smiths
Think we're not capable?
I think 'you' are very capable! It's just I wonder what name you'd choose for your currency. It could even be a 'Gordon' made up of 100 Little Gordons. 'That'll be two Gordons and fifty five wee Gordons,' for example.
I simply hoped for some ideas.
Naw nothing like that smokey, wir trading in sheep and coos.
Oh, I see:
OK. In that case, 'Please can I spend the night with you for three coos.'
Make it two nights and you`ve got a deal.
'coo coo' - that's for the first night - and 'coo' - that's for the second (because we're a little bit tired.)
coo coo night will be wild - coo night will be cuddly.
We can negotiate later for sheep night.
Hope ye'll aw be very happy the gither! 
Scots wa'hae
Wir thinkin aboot startin a small holding.
Is yon wee cat on a hot tin roof Kaytee? 
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Wir thinkin aboot startin a small holding.
Single handed? Or even smaller?
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Scots wa'hae
Hulloo rerr ye wee bauchle
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Wir thinkin aboot startin a small holding.
Single handed? Or even smaller?
Ah`ll have tae hae a wee look first.
Whits happenen troops ur we moovin hoose cos i like this singnle end
Wir bidin put wee wan. Ah think wir teas oot.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Is yon wee cat on a hot tin roof Kaytee?
Youse didna knaw ahm Liz Taylor then?
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Ah think wir teas oot.
Aye guid cos i like the ootside bog we hiv here
quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Ah think wir teas oot.
Aye guid cos i like the ootside toilet we hiv here
Aye it`s a braw wee chanty so it is bit. quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Ah think wir teas oot.
Aye guid cos i like the ootside toilet we hiv here
oops you goat me on edit Scotty cos i changed toilet (very posh ) tae bog more us i wiz thinking
quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Ah think wir teas oot.
Aye guid cos i like the ootside bog we hiv here
oops you goat me on edit Scotty cos i changed toilet (very posh ) tae bog more us i wiz thinking
airyiare Ah wiz gonnae change it tae cludgie
An we like the fact ye use the ootside cludgie an' aw so we dae *hauds nose* 
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Ah think wir teas oot.
Aye guid cos i like the ootside bog we hiv here
oops you goat me on edit Scotty cos i changed toilet (very posh ) tae bog more us i wiz thinking
How many names kin wan oriface have then ...
Tiddly am likin the Daily Record Bog roll
noo is that a touch o class or whit 
quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:
How many names kin wan oriface have then ...
Tiddly am likin the Daily Record Bog roll
Sare on the erse bit chaip. quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:
How many names kin wan oriface have then ...
Tiddly am likin the Daily Record Bog roll
Goat me ona edit again therr Scotty
Who knocked the string an' the nail fae oot the wa'? The lavvy paper's wringin' noo! 
Whit wiz it this time ye wee numpty?
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Who knocked the string an' the nail fae oot the wa'? The lavvy paper's wringin' noo!
That wee bampot up there that cannae edit!
Awright bampots?
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Who knocked the string an' the nail fae oot the wa'? The lavvy paper's wringin' noo!
That wee bampot up there that cannae edit!
Oi you ya double nugget
sticks boot in
panns melt in
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Awright bampots?
Hullo rerr ye wee sweaty sock.
quote:Originally posted by Small Mac:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Who knocked the string an' the nail fae oot the wa'? The lavvy paper's wringin' noo!
That wee bampot up there that cannae edit!
Oi you ya double nugget
sticks boot in
panns melt in
ye goat iz right in the bahookie!
Cannae hing aboot the night. Hud tae say howsitgaun tho eh?
They English wans huvnae even got tae page 20 yit
They English wans huvnae even got tae page 20 yit
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Cannae hing aboot the night. Hud tae say howsitgaun tho eh?
They English wans huvnae even got tae page 20 yit
Wir tearin ahead!
Ok Cagney mibbe see ye later on.
We're gubbin' thaim AGAIN!!!
Nae tather a ba!
howz it hingin troops