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I bet as I post this, I am not the first ninja!
I'm not sure I like the look of the red ones
Tempting
By the look of the brotchen top right, and the hoplessly useless paprika covered crisps bottom left, there is a Germanesque tinge to the whole tableau.
*waits for Frau Koeln to confirm*
*waits for Frau Koeln to confirm*
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
By the look of the brotchen top right, and the hoplessly useless paprika covered crisps bottom left, there is a Germanesque tinge to the whole tableau.
*waits for Frau Koeln to confirm*
I think it looks Hungarian.
Where`s the rolls and the broon sauce?
Bets the title of this thread is change a few times before the end of the day 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
By the look of the brotchen top right, and the hoplessly useless paprika covered crisps bottom left, there is a Germanesque tinge to the whole tableau.
*waits for Frau Koeln to confirm*
I think it looks Hungarian.
The table cloth appears to be fashioned from distressed denim jeans so I think that you are correct. No goulash mind.
Talking about sausages how come it is nearly impossible to buy beef sausages they are the only ones I like ,it is either beef and pork etc which I dont like, I never eat sausages now but every time I see this 
I always feel like a sausage sandwich 
I always feel like a sausage sandwich quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
Talking about sausages how come it is nearly impossible to buy beef sausages they are the only ones I like ,it is either beef and pork etc which I dont like, I never eat sausages now but every time I see this
Tesco's sell aberdeen angus beef sausages!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:Thank you dittyquote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
Talking about sausages how come it is nearly impossible to buy beef sausages they are the only ones I like ,it is either beef and pork etc which I dont like, I never eat sausages now but every time I see this
Tesco's sell aberdeen angus beef sausages!
You're welcome Marge 
Who said brown sauce? 
Red all the way
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Red all the way
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Blizzie this made me LOL.
I'm in a funny mood this morning tho.
quote:Originally posted by Aquarius 11:
Blizzie this made me LOL.
I'm in a funny mood this morning tho.
When you say funny, is it a funny sausage sort of mood?
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan. 
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Where`s the rolls and the broon sauce?
Rolls? Omg, surely you mean barm cakes?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
Awww (fake)
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
Were you frying naked then? I did that once. And you only ever do it once as a bloke.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Aquarius 11:
Blizzie this made me LOL.
I'm in a funny mood this morning tho.
When you say funny, is it a funny sausage sort of mood?
Don't think so....more of a smut thing if I'm honest.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
Were you frying naked then? I did that once. And you only ever do it once as a bloke.
No just a bit of exposed skin, and the sausage found it.Thanks Blizzie (fake gratitude)
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
Thats not another cover story for more son & bic razor escapades, is it? quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
No no, they're growing back in very nicely.
l've just had Asda Pork and Apple sausages *drools*
quote:No just a bit of exposed skin, and the sausage found it.
Crop tops should carry a health and safety warning
My jeans have arrived (fake)
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
No no, they're growing back in very nicely.
Did he get away with it, with the other kids at school?
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:No just a bit of exposed skin, and the sausage found it.
Crop tops should carry a health and safety warning
My jeans have arrived (fake)
Excellent, will you fake wear them this weekend
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
No no, they're growing back in very nicely.
Did he get away with it, with the other kids at school?
Well he said no-one had noticed, although I don't know how.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
No no, they're growing back in very nicely.
Did he get away with it, with the other kids at school?
Well he said no-one had noticed, although I don't know how.
Cinds, Thin Lizzy as guest support at Wembley
Sorry OP as you were
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:No just a bit of exposed skin, and the sausage found it.
Crop tops should carry a health and safety warning
My jeans have arrived (fake)
Excellent, will you fake wear them this weekend
But your crop tops wont fit me (fake or otherwise)
I prefer the look of the glasses in the top right hand corner... looks like a mighty fine G & T to me.
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
Talking about sausages how come it is nearly impossible to buy beef sausages they are the only ones I like ,it is either beef and pork etc which I dont like, I never eat sausages now but every time I see this
morrisons do beef and beef/pepper
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Cinds, Thin Lizzy as guest support at Wembley
Sorry OP as you were
BRILLIANT, well it will be when my flippin tickets arrive
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Where`s the rolls and the broon sauce?
Rolls? Omg, surely you mean barm cakes?
Say that in Scotland and you`d be lifted.
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Where`s the rolls and the broon sauce?
Rolls? Omg, surely you mean barm cakes?
Say that in Scotland and you`d be lifted.
I'll get me baps out then
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Now I'm reminded of the nasty burn I got on my tummy last week from an errant sausage making a bid for freedom from the pan.
(all fake sympathy will be well received)
Were you frying naked then? I did that once. And you only ever do it once as a bloke.
sizzling sausages rashered ya bacon!
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
I'm not sure I like the look of the red ones
I think they're tomatoes
