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Originally Posted by Ducky:

I have a sister who claims the same thing.....when in reality she's just a total bitch  

Even if someone is that 'beautiful' just saying something like that is leaving them wide open to ridicule.  Plus, if they think they are all that, they will act 'all that' which will in turn alienate people.  Does that make sense?

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

I have a sister who claims the same thing.....when in reality she's just a total bitch  

Even if someone is that 'beautiful' just saying something like that is leaving them wide open to ridicule.  Plus, if they think they are all that, they will act 'all that' which will in turn alienate people.  Does that make sense?

blokes buy her train tickets, pay her taxi fares, buy her champagne, flowers..i think she wears impulse

or

that lesser known lady deodrant

*bullshit*

lol

pirate1111
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

I have a sister who claims the same thing.....when in reality she's just a total bitch  

Even if someone is that 'beautiful' just saying something like that is leaving them wide open to ridicule.  Plus, if they think they are all that, they will act 'all that' which will in turn alienate people.  Does that make sense?

blokes buy her train tickets, pay her taxi fares, buy her champagne, flowers..i think she wears impulse

 

Or no panties?

 

You know what they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're poking the fire'.

 

Oh Nostalgia, that saying is going to die out very very soon 

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
 

 

 

You know what they say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece while you're poking the fire'.

 

lol

i've heard that saying

and its very true

 

samantha brick (parody) on twitter said

she's so wonderful she doesnt even have to provide her own Rohypnol

 

that woman lives in france so she aint gotta show her face in UK

 

good job lol

pirate1111
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ducky:

I have a sister who claims the same thing.....when in reality she's just a total bitch  

Even if someone is that 'beautiful' just saying something like that is leaving them wide open to ridicule.  Plus, if they think they are all that, they will act 'all that' which will in turn alienate people.  Does that make sense?

blokes buy her train tickets, pay her taxi fares, buy her champagne, flowers..i think she wears impulse

or

that lesser known lady deodrant

*bullshit*

lol

 

I have to admit that this made me giggle, but I haven't laughed so much in weeks, as I laughed at that old mare's claims that she has to suffer women being jealous of her because she is SO BEAUTIFUL!  Lol.  And she claims men buy her stuff all the time... WHY?  Why WOULD they?  

 

She is living in cloud cuckoo land for sure, and I think this must be a wind up or a late April fool's joke, as this woman looks like a 50 year old man in drag.  It would have been a lot less laughable if it had been a woman that actually WAS remotely attractive.  This woman looks like one of those old munters you see advertising mature contact sites online.  LOL!  She has made a total twat of herself, and many millions of people online think the same!  

 

 

 

 

 

FM
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

"While I was tearfully dealing with the emails and calls outside the supermarket, a young man approached me, offered to park my car and even get me a coffee.

He could see I was having a tough time — and yes, my looks had helped me out again."




He was probably gonna nick it!

 

Hi Scotty 

 

Hi Soozy   

Scotty

Id never heard of her till i saw them talk about her on this morning.  Shes deluded that's for sure.  I do think though that there are a certain type of woman that go around thinking they are gorgeous. Or, my particular theory on it is that they know they are not, but if they say it enough and with enough conviction everyone around them will start to believe it.  I say let them think it, it makes them happy and gives everyone else something to laugh about).  

 

Years ago i worked alongside a woman who was of ample proportions, but she was convinced she was gawgus. She stood and preached how she was in "such good shape" because she went tot he gym 3 nights a week.  Amongst the women i was sat with was an Olympic athlete and a woman who had a figure like a model.  You can imagine the looks when she left the room,,,,,, but she was pure gold to know So let her carry on.  

FM
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:

I understand where she's coming from. 

 

Often, when I'm waiting outside the supermarket while Mr Blizz does the shopping, I get women walking past me, holding their noses and looking disgusted, and men will try to thrust their small change into my hands and offer to donate a hot beverage to me. 

Their small what ? ! oh!

FM

LOL at peoples' comments.    I think she is massively dillusional.  Apart from the fact that she's not pretty, she has come out with all this laughable garbage about how women are sooo jealous of her, and how men run after her with flowers and pay her train fares and all that shit, and life is SOOOOOO hard for her because she is so so so beautiful!  

 

She puts me in mind of a time I saw Jenny Powell being interviewed some years back, (maybe 6 or 7,) on loose women or morning tv or something, and she said she has always had 'such a hard time' and she has always struggled to get  taken seriously because she is TOO PRETTY.  The women interviewing went wide-eyed in disbelief.  She claimed she couldn't get a serious gig as a presenter because her striking beauty and how 'pretty' she is, holds her back.    This isn't what I would call a pretty or strikingly beautiful woman.    IMO she is very unattractive and has a weird face.

 

 

PLUS,I remember seeing Claire Sweeney interviewed once, and she also said she struggled when she was a young performer because men always try it on with beautiful girls, and she was never taken seriously.  Not an awful looking girl like Jenny Powell is (IMO,) but definitely not pretty.  Again with the weird face.  It's the chin I think.

 

 

AND although I find this kind of narcissistic person annoying - like that Brick woman - I also get pissed off with people who say they're fat and ugly - and they post it on facebook and twitter etc...  They are basically fishing for compliments.  

 

One of the spoof twitter users said yesterday.. 'oh you're posting that you're fat and ugly and horrid, are you sure that yourusername shouldn't be changed to attention seeking b1tch.'  LOL!

FM
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:

I understand where she's coming from. 

 

Often, when I'm waiting outside the supermarket while Mr Blizz does the shopping, I get women walking past me, holding their noses and looking disgusted, and men will try to thrust their small change into my hands and offer to donate a hot beverage to me. 

FM
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:

Having listened to the R2 debate it has "spoof" written all over it.

 

I hope you didn't waste that money I gave you on Cider Lilibet.

Loose women were saying that GJ.  But I really think that she is serious!  GREAT publicity stunt though; EVERYone is talking about her.  Nobody had heard of her before yesterday and now she is as famous as the 'cat in the bin' lady, Susan Boyle, the racist woman on the tram and the '2 girls with 1 cup' all put together!  

FM

PLUS I think if you were a man at a bar and some woman was looking at you giving it, ohhh Id love some champagne - they would probably go ohhh let me get you one    Likewise if you were struggling to find money for the parking meter and layed it on strong, any bloke would go ohhh let me get that for you   DOESNT mean they want to, doesn't mean you should lay it on that strong that they walk away going "what a bloody odd woman".    

 

Its like that 'bunny boiler' from the balls of steal program, if you had the guts to lay it on enough, you could get them to do it.  Shes got the two confused.

FM

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