head office BLACKFRIARS - yeah right!

those two boys far right SHE calls THE TWINS!!!

may i tell you this dear friends - one was born two years before the other - lil whispers 'different fathers'

furthermore her husband (the one holding the feather duster) NEED I SAY MORE

the only decent one of the bunch is bert tidsley - used to help out in the stables - but i had to let him go because of his boots

sigh -

oh well off to do institute work but i tell you this friends - if this SAINSBURY'S venture doesn't come off - I won't have them back!!!

5/- life savings collectively and they think they can go into business

i might have bert back - he has a mother and twelve brothers and sisters to look after - sadly no father

the father went out for a bag of chestnuts one christmas and never returned

two words:

gertie getanna

(floozie from music hall near hackney)

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Originally posted by mad4cavs:

yes i see you thinking mad4cavs

it is indeed THE gertie gatanna - the big hat -tatty faded frocks with no labels - sings rude songs

she used to have a double act with sir alan sugar

but then he married dodie bancock and the act split up

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too

sainsbury's commemorative bag

wait till the consevatives get a hold of THAT!

GETANNA & SUGAR - oh yes they were all the rage at one time in the east end

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head office BLACKFRIARS - yeah right!

Wasn't that many moons ago,

I lived 2 minutes from their old head office in Stamford Street.

I can't find a picture of it, can you post one, ta.

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may i tell you this dear friends - one was born two years before the other - lil whispers 'different fathers'

Lil.........that was never proven.

i work forsainsburys lol......i am runnnnnning for hills

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Originally posted by Heartache:
I can't find a picture of it, can you post one, ta.

Not sure if they are giving them free,
very old picture on them, Not sure if they are the new bags for life.

rzb - so YOU say

has that evil mare 'got to you' lil brandishes fist mark my words ETHEL SPARKS - I will not forget this disloyalty

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three

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i work forsainsburys lol......i am runnnnnning for hills

are you aware young lady that your employers were once (pause) servants and in the employ of LILLLY LOU LANGTRY

I gave them all a roof over their heads and a farthing a year - I even gave 'the twins' vic and bob the use of one of our fleet of penny farthing to enable them to travel to wales to sit their gse exam in physics

oh the shame -

i am even getting horrid looks as i do a bit of light shopping in fortnum and mason's

shop assistants
whispering

THE SHAME!!!!!!!

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three

me four, but I love these threads

oh and poor lidl violet graves -

gok love her - tuppence off the shilling

i sent a spy in just yesterday -
they brought me a piece of OWN BRAND CHEDDAR

do you know wot the sell by date was?

9th. of June.......1888!!!!!!!!!!

Lil I love your lidl freds

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three

me four, but I love these threads

AND THEIR FAST FOOD BAR!!!!!!!

food to eat (gulp) OUTSIDE

JELLIED EELS

PLOUGHMANS IN ASPIC

A shall we say friend bought one of their lard and pickle wraps the other day and found a MONAKLE in it

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Lil I love your lidl freds

tell them..you did didn't you

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Lil I love your lidl freds

tell them..you did didn't you

**gulps**

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Originally posted by Mauser:

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Originally posted by Moomin:

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three

me four, but I love these threads

I'm getting it, just think about the name 'Edwardian Lil'

and the free sainsburys bag that they are giving away to mark their 140 years anniversary

wish someone would post a photo of the photo on that carrier bag

joanne - you work there - how about yoooo

What happened re your Hotpoint Madam? Did you have to call out the tradesman?

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by Mauser:

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Originally posted by Moomin:

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Originally posted by mad4cavs:

too

three

me four, but I love these threads

AND THEIR FAST FOOD BAR!!!!!!!

food to eat (gulp) OUTSIDE

JELLIED EELS

PLOUGHMANS IN ASPIC

A shall we say friend bought one of their lard and pickle wraps the other day and found a MONAKLE in it

Was the ploughman still alive?

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Originally posted by demonickitten:
What happened re your Hotpoint Madam? Did you have to call out the tradesman?

i am looking for the bloomin bliddy masterclass thingy thing - so that i can call a man round to fix my motor

meantime i am washing by hand - well i say i am but i have hired 'a boy' from the eastend

the others that applied for the job were not suitable

my add in the times read;

boy wanted to wash smalls -
must have clean habits and
his own shoes

chimney sweeps need not apply

i caught this one rummaging in my larder

a policeman was called from a neighbouring robbery - and the boy was frog marched off to the station

i suppose that is the last i shall see of my mr.kiplings

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Originally posted by EDWARDIAN LIL:
have you seen it

personally i am livid

this bunch are all ex staff members of mine -
the woman second from the left is my former'maid of all works' - the evil cow

they are starting up their own business - a small grocer shop - actually selling food to the great unwashed public

it will never last

Now look what happens when there is no live feed!!!! Hope Channel4 are ashamed of what they have done to this poor lady, she's lost the plot!

This thread has actually made me laugh out loud, thank you Edwardian Lil you have cheered me up after a very bad day

LIL, you're one in a million!

Lil these upstarts will never succeed

Thank God for Edwardian Lil, I was just about to cry myself to sleep over no BB and you have just restored my faith in humanity.....now please go cheer up that nut job who's in charge of C4 and we MIGHT just get our lf back