Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I've taken a fair amount on board tonight. I don't know if I can cope with the Masterchef drinking game.
you'll bugger off and watch Spain 
I still have to hose the garden but I might miss something interesting if i go now.
Think i'll go later and get the cats that keep me awake every night at the same time 
Originally Posted by Bethni:
I still have to hose the garden but I might miss something interesting if i go now.
Think i'll go later and get the cats that keep me awake every night at the same time
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore 
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
Tell me about it..! I've promised to whatsapp and facetime some of my mates.
I am not an octopus 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
I still have to hose the garden but I might miss something interesting if i go now.
Think i'll go later and get the cats that keep me awake every night at the same time
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
Tell me about it..! I've promised to whatsapp and facetime some of my mates.
I am not an octopus
will you stop it with the squid and octopus 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
I'm torn...I'm sure Masterchef is on 
Tape it.... your sponge will be needed 
I don;t know what to do...Cosi will need the Priory if Spain doesn't win
My nerves might need me to watch MC. And the wine cellar's begging for a night off
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
I still have to hose the garden but I might miss something interesting if i go now.
Think i'll go later and get the cats that keep me awake every night at the same time
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
They really are inconsiderate animals.... they howl like the devil is after them. Nearly had to disengage myself from the bedroom ceiling last night, i'd never heard anything like it.
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie 
I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
Tell me about it..! I've promised to whatsapp and facetime some of my mates.
I am not an octopus
will you stop it with the squid and octopus
I shall call it Polpi in honour of my favourite team 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
I'm torn...I'm sure Masterchef is on
Tape it.... your sponge will be needed
I don;t know what to do...Cosi will need the Priory if Spain doesn't win
My nerves might need me to watch MC. And the wine cellar's begging for a night off
I get sponge duty tomorrow night then
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
Tell me about it..! I've promised to whatsapp and facetime some of my mates.
I am not an octopus
If you was you could predict the winner of the WC with and 86% certainty
I'm sure I'd also be dead by now
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
Originally Posted by Bethni:
They really are inconsiderate animals.... they howl like the devil is after them. Nearly had to disengage myself from the bedroom ceiling last night, i'd never heard anything like it.
the wailing is scary I've been tempted to report my neighbours for child abuse and they have no children
Originally Posted by moonie:
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
one out of two ain't bad 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Spain tomorrow night
Tell me about it..! I've promised to whatsapp and facetime some of my mates.
I am not an octopus
If you was you could predict the winner of the WC with and 86% certainty
I'm sure I'd also be dead by now
Nooooooooo! 
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
They really are inconsiderate animals.... they howl like the devil is after them. Nearly had to disengage myself from the bedroom ceiling last night, i'd never heard anything like it.
the wailing is scary I've been tempted to report my neighbours for child abuse and they have no children
PMSL Dameee
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I shall call it Polpi in honour of my favourite team
Noooooooooo
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
They really are inconsiderate animals.... they howl like the devil is after them. Nearly had to disengage myself from the bedroom ceiling last night, i'd never heard anything like it.
the wailing is scary I've been tempted to report my neighbours for child abuse and they have no children
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
one out of two ain't bad
You can shoot straight? *runsssssssssssss*
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I rest my case.... I need some black talon bullets...
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
one out of two ain't bad
You can shoot straight? *runsssssssssssss*
yep
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
one out of two ain't bad
You can shoot straight? *runsssssssssssss*
yep
Awwwwwwwwwww 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I'm not even allowed fireworks
Originally Posted by moonie:
yep
Awwwwwwwwwww
Originally Posted by Bethni:
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I'm not even allowed fireworks
I've had the odd old banger in my time...I am talking cars by the way
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by moonie:
we have one...on our back fence screaming. I am investing in a 12 bore
wonder what the test is for mentally stable for a gun license Moonie I am not a cat lover and they seem to take a dislike to me too
You have to be sane and able to shoot straight Dameee
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I'm not even allowed fireworks
Leg pull time
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I rest my case.... I need some black talon bullets...
Tbf, it's actually licenced to Mr C; much more decent and less prone to screaming ab dabs.
There's loads of farms round here so it's not unusual to hear guns going off.
It's also probably why we have a neighbourhood full of well behaved cats
Originally Posted by Bethni:
I'm not even allowed fireworks
You do surprise me
I'm worried about me. I'm drinking tea and scoffing shortbreads.
I am my grandmother..!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I rest my case.... I need some black talon bullets...
Tbf, it's actually licenced to Mr C; much more decent and less prone to screaming ab dabs.
There's loads of farms round here so it's not unusual to hear guns going off.
It's also probably why we have a neighbourhood full of well behaved cats
I thought that was gonna be 'a well full of bodies' Cosi
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I'm not even allowed fireworks
I've had the odd old banger in my time...I am talking cars by the way
Yes i can relate to that, my first one was a flintstone car.... if i put my foot down on the brake too hard i could have stopped the car with my feet.... i called it Barney My dad had a fit when i brought it home the first time.
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
We have one. See, they give 'em to any old nutcracker
I'm not even allowed fireworks
I've had the odd old banger in my time...I am talking cars by the way
*crosses out intended reply*
Wise fella