I do too, but nobody listens  They will when there is no dinner made  

Dogs in hand bags  - no no no !!!!

Cats

^^^^^ Yes!!!

OMG ... I LOVE you two

I thought I was the only person in the world who didn't like cats. Well, they frighten me really, I hate the way they bend and flop, and slink about my legs, and poo in my garden  

^^^ all of those above Rexi, they creep me out...and climb on worktops 

tough 

I've just got home, and one of next door's six (yes six) cats is sat on top of my garage roof ... I figure that it got itself up there, so must know a way down

My new neighbours brought one with her, it sits on my fence giving me the evil eye 

I don't know what I am going to do when our hosepipe ban kicks in this week - I usually 'jet' them

I like my neighbour...I don;t want to upset her or the cat to be doing a voodoo doll of me 

Ah well, do what my friend did ... she kept some potatoes by the back door and used to throw them at the cats in her garden.

Months later she wondered what all the new plants were

Oi!  ! Never been near your legs ..or your  garden!

For their size they are far too light - why, l ask thee??

Their take it or leave it antisocial attitude leaves me cold too

Gimme a yippy, yappy, barky, woof woof dog anyday

Spam from Alienor...pal.

Pandas!!

There... I've said it!!!

They seriously do not deserve to survive as a species...   the female is fertile for 36 hours a year...   and even then neither of them can be bothered to get jiggy.    They live on bamboo... and only bamboo...  which has a flowering cycle of 7 years or something after which it all dies back for a year...     and they generally can't be arsed to move around or do much to evolve or guarantee the continuation of their species at all.

Instead...  for some reason I cannot fathom..   we do it.     Of all the species out there battling for survival...  we choose this lazy lump of a bear (that has a tendancy to have a shitty bottom) to pamper & decide are worthy of all this effort & financing to ensure their continuation..   WHILST THEY DON'T SEEM TO ACTUALLY GIVE A FLYING ONE!!!

*and breathe*

 Sod the Panda's!!! 

This ^^^^^   is no way as bad as when Ducky admitted she hated butterflies 

Just to remind you...    however bad you think I am for dissing the panda's, Ducky still hates butterflies & ladybirds... 

just remember that 

They're our link with China 

They could nuke us.

I am going to see the pandas soon at Edinburgh Zoo, i shall give them your regards 

My 3 year old granddaughter saw them a few weeks back, and when asked what they were doing doing, she said in a confused way ..."nothing" 

they're crap!

seriously...   at least TRY and survive!!  

Oh & VD...  I'll be ok...  I married my link to China! 

The Royal hanger ons.

Paul Burell

Lulu

People who hold LOUD conversations on their feckin mobile phone

Marzipan

The best thing about Panda's is the you tube video of the sneezing baby panda... 

for that I would give them a bale of bamboo.. 

but that's it...     

Pandas - you aint Goth's ... ok!!!!

Let's hope MI6 are reading this.

I'm sure they're glued to the forum 24/7

Ditty, it was on the Scottish news that it's mating time right now for the pandas, so they are not on view to the public for a wee while.

No panda voyeurism in Edinburgh Zoo.

Say "hi" to the penguins for me, Skylark, won't you please? I saw them a number of years ago in Edinburgh (it was the only reason we went to the zoo  

I will Lori  Apparently they are watching the pandas with a bit of jealousy going on, as they have taken the limelight a bit ! 

I heard that the male was not having any of it...     Radio 1 were talking about music they should play to get him in the mood!!

HE HAS 36 HOURS!!!!!    No time for mood lighting & Barry White music!!! 

I'd go see the penguins...   I love penguins..   I love most animals.

and on an individual basis I bare panda's no malice..    I just think as a species they should TRY A BIT HARDER!

So much for Natural Selection, huh?

http://www.zsl.org/zsl-london-...web-cam,1636,AR.html

Under water web cam from London Zoo

exactly!!!!

they are begging to be allowed to go extinct!  

I'm sure a bit of Big Bazza mood music might help things along.

They shud dip his bamboo in Viagra