Yeah...... and throw away the key!!

ALL my bits are the best.


Which reminds me.....so called 'interviewers' who keep saying "Listen".
So that's Davina.
And Judy Finnegan.

Richard Madeley for that dire Ali G impression.  Or even without it.

Along with his huge nosed, useless, irritant  'celebrity' daughter Chloe

Wonder if we could get them in on a reduced rate family ticket?

Michael Barrymore 

Good call, Scotty!

I came in here knowing that Barrymore's name would have had a recent mention!

Peaches and Pixie Geldof, Lily Allen,Amy Winehouse and her wanabee dad Mitch. God I could be here all day

Good call Fairfax, that lot are a total waste of space.

Croc

Yogi

Pixie Lott and Duffy for their tuneless caterwauling

Coleen Nolan cant stand seeing her on my telly

Along the same theme, Peaches Geldoff

Are U2 in here yet...more expecially Bono....over rated numpty!

 Can't bear the pontificating short a*sed little git

Or as I like to think of him...The Twat in the Hat

Gordon Brown

Cheryl Cole

Jeremy Kyle
Kelly Brook

Now that I remember... During Neighbours at half-time they normally have a Cow and Gate advert. It used to be along the lines of, "Does it look like I am not getting enough vitamins?" and concluded with a delightful little chap with the look of a one-toothed North Yorkshire farmer leaning on a five bar and smoking a tab. He used to cheer us up no end.
Alas! He has been phased out and instead we have to suffer some offensive kid who has to drink a couple of gallons of milk. It is this scouse child who we would like to go to Room 101.

I do my best to forget about him as often as possible.
Good call, Croc.

And from SCD, Tess if it's not a cue card I can't think for myself Daly.
Oh, and clod hopper Natalie Cassidy: for crimes both dancing AND acting.

'Dr' Gillian McKeith.

I thought of her as I deep fried scampi and chips for my dinner.
And if she's reading this;  I scoffed the bluddy lot.    So there, you sour faced horrible woman.

myleene bluddy klass as she's called in my house  and Alan titchmarsh or as he now likes to be called the AT show  he's a fecking gardener

Katy Price and all her baggage.Coleen Nolan and all her baggage, Katona etc,in fact any so called over hyped celeb type.

Whole tailed scampi Cosmo or chopped and shaped stuff!