Sally was my choice Tidds ,,, and thanks - I am eternally grateful

oh dear god how could I have forgotten about that?

Also, someone set light to Nick Griffin and sling him in too please?

Sorry for getting mixed up Rexi but glad you're glad 

*bounces back up*
That other one from Loose Women....Denise feckin' Welch...oh throw the lot of them in while you're at it Tidds

Can I have a little interrogate after you've done Tidds?

Ladies! Trust me! You'll get naught but practice there!

Well he prolly won't have much energy, but you're welcome to pick up the pieces

Jealousy is such an ugly trait   

Again! Madam you must trust me. He doesn't have anything that I want.

They say that once someone mentions that 'itler one in a thread.
It kills any further conversation stone dead.
I wonder if Simon Cowell has the same power?
Or will this thread eventually er... re-flower.
(see what I did there?)

You comparing cowell wiv 'itler or me to a flower?   *gets petals all a quiver*  

Eamon Dumphy....

Chucks Daily Mail and it's readers in, due to concensus of opinion!  Never read it so makes no odds!  *hoys them all in with gusto*   

Hoo dat?  

Is gusto going in too?

My thread and I get first dibs ok?    

Anybody know anything about this gusto by the way?  

 Throw Scrot/Luke in there....Time he paid for what we had to endure seeing/hearing him on our screens ....Oh chuck Webecca in with him too.

Most annoying person on Irish television....

Coleen Nolan



Chuck the mouthy one in pleeease...

Lorraine Kelly, gawd she does my head in....

The Gawjuss???? Christine Bleakley

Vanessa Perroncel

Ummmmm....  after a  lot of thought I think I would need room 101/2/3/4...... etc. But for starters.... the whole government, Sara from BB9, custard, suet, Vinnie Jones.... oh and anyone who disagrees with me

and Max Clifford

Oh yeah.... and him too!

How about my fellas BAD taste in music?

*sits in rocking chair in corner and observes, whilst nodding at every suggestion so far*    

Beyonce ... cos she is soooooo overrated .... Kevin Federline ... just cos he's knob!

*Agrees with every suggestion so far*

We've already got Louis Walsh; can we have Westsh*te and Boyzdrone as a BOGOF too.

And Amanda Holden.

And Ferne Cotton

And men who wear socks and sandals.

And the overuse of the word 'amazing'.

Is Gordon Ramsey in there, yet?

I'm sure they'll need a cook.

People who pester me to change my energy supplier.

Can we send Gary Rhodes in too?

Oooo yes.....

I know it's not right but I want to 101 2 animals....

Fiona "the parrott" Phillips.

Just when you thought you'd seen the last - up she pops in some advert or other - can't tell you what it is advertising I can't bear to watch it.

And...

Gail "the gerbil" McIntyre or whatever she calls herself these days.

I nominate Gail McIntyre (nee Potter; previously Tilsley, Platt or was it Pratt? Hillman) mainly cos of her fluttering eyelashes and her demonic offspring David - he who develops facial boils beneath his cheek-bones come the full moon.

Gosh, all of these suggestions are 'amazing'   

AA Gill because he is a short ar*ed, stuck up piece of Zenophobic doo da!!AND he's friends with the horrific Jeremy Clarkson

Peter Mandelson and Alastair Campbell

there wont me room for anything else with that bust in there

Davina, is that you....?

You are an awesome forum mate (gush gush)  can I show you your best bits?       --------->  theeeee best  *gurns*