try licking..

following the food?

It wasn't Adam then?

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Originally posted by electric6:
It wasn't Adam then?

He doesnt win Leccy....I'm soooo chuffed about that - but I thought the other fella was lame too actually.

Crap I should have put 'spoiler' in the title.

But who would think a thread about an ant on ones chin would include AI results?

Don't try and smack it, you'll end up punching yer own lights out

Dec will soon follow, I heard they always tag team

Thank gawd you caught it before you tasted it and wondered....what the heck was that!!!

Is ant a euphamism for something else?

MO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiler!

(kidding, I already knew )
FRICKIN' ADAM ANT you mad woman!

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Originally posted by Cinds:
Dec will soon follow, I heard they always tag team

check the kettle... for some off reason they congregate there.

dead of course. summat they love about boiling water. no human is that stupid.

weasel faced fella won? preferred adam mesel

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Originally posted by electric6:
MO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiler!

(kidding, I already knew )
FRICKIN' ADAM ANT you mad woman!

I know Leccy I suddenly got it just as I posted....I actually said 'NOOOOOOO' just as I pressed post!

Hahahaha

Oh blimey, this is like when you talk about nits and your head keeps itching. All of a sudden my body keeps getting a tickle (not in a good way) I've turned the light on about 20 times now and crawled across the carpet with my nose to the floor looking for ants. I'm freaking myself out!

I always get ants this time of year, i remember sitting watching a lil line of them walk across my laptop but some ant powder sorts them out in minutes !

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
I always get ants this time of year,

really? gis your address and I'll send you some for free.

It probably hitched a ride inside on your shoe or something.

I had a bad freak out year with ants once.... I drove them out of the garden (with kettles of hot water, ant powder, napalm...etc)... and actually drove them into the house. (and totally ****ed up my lawn!)

Ant traps worked in the end!

Now however, I embrace my TAA (territorial ant army)... as long as they don't come too near the house.

Mo our whole street gets infested every year. Its quite funny really seeing white powder spread around peoples doors, its like a warding off of some evil entity. Haha Maybe the BNP are door to door canvassing.

I cant tell you how jumpy I am now tonight, I keep leaping up and hitting various parts of my body.

I wish I had curtains...the neighbours and all that

Ive got a really 'spiritual friend' and one night when i first saw the ants were back she was baby sitting.

she turned up and i warned her that i hope she wasnt afraid of ants.
when i got in later she was on her hands and knees by the front door talking to the ants

i asked her what she was doing and if she felt ill she said she was "inviting the ants to leave" because apparently they do if you ask nicely

the next day i ensured they left with some boiling water and ant powder

Has Dec appeared yet?

HaAHHaHA Gypsie!! And you let the freakazoid nutpig look after your children? *judgemental smiley*

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Originally posted by MoFo:
HaAHHaHA Gypsie!! And you let the freakazoid nutpig look after your children? *judgemental smiley*

yeah i know and for about a week after shes been in the house you find angel confetti everywhere EVERYWHERE!!! yer bag, yer pants drawer, you take your bra off and an angel drops out

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

quote:

Originally posted by MoFo:
HaAHHaHA Gypsie!! And you let the freakazoid nutpig look after your children? *judgemental smiley*

yeah i know and for about a week after shes been in the house you find angel confetti everywhere EVERYWHERE!!! yer bag, yer pants drawer, you take your bra off and an angel drops out

you have a friend, who comes round your house armed with angel confetti... and when you are out she sprinkles it around your house... including when she rummages in your knicker drawer!!!!!!! I'm struggling to get my head around that!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

quote:

Originally posted by Gypsie:

quote:

Originally posted by MoFo:
HaAHHaHA Gypsie!! And you let the freakazoid nutpig look after your children? *judgemental smiley*

yeah i know and for about a week after shes been in the house you find angel confetti everywhere EVERYWHERE!!! yer bag, yer pants drawer, you take your bra off and an angel drops out

you have a friend, who comes round your house armed with angel confetti... and when you are out she sprinkles it around your house... including when she rummages in your knicker drawer!!!!!!! I'm struggling to get my head around that!

HAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSS to the angel confetti, she really does, its like shes making them look after you i dont think she actually puts it in the drawers but she does sprinkle it places and it gets everywhere eventually I have pulled out a tenner at tesco to find a bliddy angel floating out of it

Where's Dec?

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

quote:

Originally posted by MoFo:
HaAHHaHA Gypsie!! And you let the freakazoid nutpig look after your children? *judgemental smiley*

yeah i know and for about a week after shes been in the house you find angel confetti everywhere EVERYWHERE!!! yer bag, yer pants drawer, you take your bra off and an angel drops out

I did that to my mate on her 40th!

I know....I usually have to pay people to do that - thats without the babysitting bonus!

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Originally posted by Gypsie:

HAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSS to the angel confetti, she really does, its like shes making them look after you i dont think she actually puts it in the drawers but she does sprinkle it places and it gets everywhere eventually I have pulled out a tenner at tesco to find a bliddy angel floating out of it

I like her!

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Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:
Where's Dec?

Right after Nov.

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Originally posted by electric6:

quote:

Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:
Where's Dec?

Right after Nov.

boomdaboom tish

Dec is homing in on Mos chin, I hope she's ready...like this

I'm really tall, poor Dec couldnt reach my chin.

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Originally posted by electric6:

quote:

Originally posted by Raggy♥Doll:
Where's Dec?

Right after Nov.

Oh dear, I didn't think there could be a worse joke than my one. And there WAS

I can always be relied upon for really crappy jokes

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Originally posted by MoFo:

quote:

Originally posted by Cinds:
Dec will soon follow, I heard they always tag team

now that id love

Are you sure it wasnt a hair?

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Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Are you sure it wasnt a hair?

hi there, Angel