Guess where I'm going? 
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bog
bed, i will be up soon.
Around the bend?,hurry up I'm there already.
Up the garden for a ciggy....
Well all of those four could be true, but only one is
Magaluf?
To the Natural History Museum?
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Around the bend?,hurry up I'm there already
Won't be long in followin ya!
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Well all of those three could be true, but only one is
i knew it, number 2 ? make sure there's a toilet roll in there.
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i knew it, number 2 ? make sure there's a toilet roll in there.
Oh, I allways make sure of that. It doesn't do to be without one you know 
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Magaluf?
Tsk! Showing your age now - it's Shagaluf to them in the know.Reference:
Oh, I allways make sure of that. It doesn't do to be without one you know
i've learnt that the hard way
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- it's Shagaluf to them in the know.
I was trying to be polite to the onetoo!!! 
No bloomin' sensitivity some people! 
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i knew it, number 2 ? make sure there's a toilet roll in there.
You starting a book? I'll have 5 quid on a 10 pounder.
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No bloomin' sensitivity some people!
It's me and my hobnails, innit..? I'm going to bed; night all. x
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You starting a book? I'll have 5 quid on a 10 pounder.
10 pounder, even Makosi couldn't develop one of those
I'm finally goin, night all 
night
Night onetoo...
I know someone caught short in a Portaloo at Reading who had to use his sock.
I know someone caught short in a Portaloo at Reading who had to use his sock.
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I know someone caught short in a Portaloo at Reading who had to use his sock
i could beat that but i'm saying nowt
