Ridiculous excuses why you were dumped?

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Sexy_Kelly

Come on ladies and gents, i want to hear the lame excuses you have been given for being dumped.
Ill start. When i was 17 i was going out with a lad called Reese. After about 3-4 weeks he stopped answering my calls and completely ignored me. About 6 months later i bumped into him. When i asked why he ignored me. He told me i had been too good a girlfriend

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Trix-sterMember

"I like you too much"

I can't see the problem there then mate

Mind you my flatmate is about to dump her amazing boyfriend (seriously we want him in the divorce) they have been together for almost two years, and she has decided he's too nice...She seriously doesn't know what shes giving up!

5/28/091:11 AM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

I was only dumped once, and it was because i was grounded (15'ish)

5/28/091:12 AM

ilovewillyoungMember

I really like you but u r too good for me,why not just say ive gone off u and dont want to see u anymore.

5/28/091:16 AM

serignhugrfMember

I don't think I was ever given a reason!

5/28/091:30 AM

jononoMember

yeah but they were lying!!

5/28/091:38 AM

jononoMember

for 'too nice' read 'too boring' . It really means that you don't float their boat!

5/28/091:38 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by jonono:
yeah but they were lying!!

Really!! You think

5/28/091:39 AM

ilovewillyoungMember

quote:
Originally posted by jonono:
for 'too nice' read 'too boring' . It really means that you don't float their boat!

Maybe n looking back i was very shy n didnt talk a lot

5/28/091:42 AM

mummymazMember

you've not been dumped by yer man have you Kel?

5/28/091:48 AM

chinaMember

'youre dumped-youre sleeping with someone else'

i mean..come on..what a crap excuse to give me the elbow

5/28/091:51 AM

jononoMember

I once dumped someone for ringing me when Star Trek was on TV, I was only 16 though.

5/28/091:56 AM

jononoMember

MOstly you dump peopl because they have started creeping you out lol.

5/28/091:56 AM

Garage JoeMember

Her husband found out.

5/28/091:56 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
you've not been dumped by yer man have you Kel?

No dont panic. Just was laughing about it with a friend last night

<-- still smiling like a loon

5/28/092:04 AM

The SecretaryMember

Only ever been dumped by one person, but he made up for that by doing it several times.

The usual excuse being, he needed his head felt

5/28/092:04 AM

Baby BunnyMember

"I don't know who you are"

5/28/092:05 AM

Former Member

I've always liked the "It's not you, it's me" line. I think the only reasonable response is a punch.

5/28/092:45 AM

HollygolightlyMember

'You're getting too serious'....this after a 3 and a half year realationship

Also after I had funded him through college and various holidays!!!

5/28/093:07 AM

spongebob squarepantsMember

'you're too fat.....and i think if we stayed together you'd put more weight on.....and i'm not being with a fat bird...i keep telling you to exercise but you won't....there's no excuse to be fat...so i can't take the chance sorry'....

at the time i weighed about 9 stone!!!!

did make me larf as i saw him in town a couple of years ago......still single.....and now weighing about 20 stone.......

5/28/093:15 AM

~Orchid~Member

quote:
Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
'you're too fat.....and i think if we stayed together you'd put more weight on.....and i'm not being with a fat bird...i keep telling you to exercise but you won't....there's no excuse to be fat...so i can't take the chance sorry'....

at the time i weighed about 9 stone!!!!

did make me larf as i saw him in town a couple of years ago......still single.....and now weighing about 20 stone.......

Ooh sweet revenge, spongy lol

5/28/096:50 AM

Popular ButcherMember

you are too big for me.

5/28/097:09 AM

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