When i was taking my cup into the kitchen. He left a white hand print 
Im getting less and less shy around him. I can actually string together a sentance when hes around now
When i was taking my cup into the kitchen. He left a white hand print Im getting less and less shy around him. I can actually string together a sentance when hes around now
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Bet Bianca's fuming 
Poor Ricky 
quote:Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
Bet Bianca's fuming
Oh Kelly you utter slutbag - pregnant soon i fear
no moral fibre i tell thee
no moral fibre i tell thee
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh Kelly you utter slutbag - pregnant soon i fear
no moral fibre i tell thee
Kelly`s going to get you for that.
RIIIICCCCKKKKKKKKKKYYYYY!!!!!!!1111111
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Oh Kelly you utter slutbag - pregnant soon i fear
no moral fibre i tell thee
Renton!Ill have you know iv liked Ricky well over a year now and never made a move, even turned him down on a night out. I like him so much. He makes me all shy
Erm, have I missed something, what happened to Lee?
So he's never got to flutter with your erm . . . in a year, yeah?
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Erm, have I missed something, what happened to Lee?
You must of missed my update yesterday. He f**ked me off on Friday night.
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Erm, have I missed something, what happened to Lee?
I thought it was Nigel?
What the hell was on his hand that left a white handprint?
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
So he's never got to flutter with your erm . . . in a year, yeah?
Flutter my ...
No. I could never go there. Hes taken. But it doesn't mean i cant admire from afar.
quote:Originally posted by kattymieoww:
What the hell was on his hand that left a white handprint?
Dont no. We use chemicals here so think it was a specialist hand cream type thing.
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Erm, have I missed something, what happened to Lee?
I thought it was Nigel?
Na i never liked Nige in that way.
If someone I wasn't even dating touched my bum in the kitchen without asking, I'd slap him round the chops with a wet dishcloth.
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Erm, have I missed something, what happened to Lee?
You must of missed my update yesterday. He f**ked me off on Friday night.
Ah, so he's yesterdays news then.
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
or a saucepanquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
If someone I wasn't even dating touched my bum in the kitchen without asking, I'd slap him round the chops with a wet dishcloth.
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
'sits with Renton and waits for Kelly to spill the beans'
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:or a saucepanquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
If someone I wasn't even dating touched my bum in the kitchen without asking, I'd slap him round the chops with a wet dishcloth.
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
Kelly, I'm not begrudging you having as much fun as you want, but something tells me you need to be a bit more selective in your choice of bloke.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
Kelly, I'm not begrudging you having as much fun as you want, but something tells me you need to be a bit more selective in your choice of bloke.
Up until that point Deman. He was the perfect gent.
You couldn't make this stuff up. Quality 
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
Kelly, I'm not begrudging you having as much fun as you want, but something tells me you need to be a bit more selective in your choice of bloke.
Up until that point Deman. He was the perfect gent.
I know I'm going to sound like your gran here, but I'd definitely consider getting to know the next one a bit better, before making the beast with two backs
If he's worth bothering with, he'll want to know how many sugars you take in your tea BEFORE he knows what colour your knicks are
Why though - did you ask - wot a tw*t
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
Kelly, I'm not begrudging you having as much fun as you want, but something tells me you need to be a bit more selective in your choice of bloke.
Up until that point Deman. He was the perfect gent.
I know I'm going to sound like your gran here, but I'd definitely consider getting to know the next one a bit better, before making the beast with two backs
If he's worth bothering with, he'll want to know how many sugars you take in your tea BEFORE he knows what colour your knicks are
Think i will take your advice deman
And in the mean time i am going to forget about men and buy a hamster.quote:Originally posted by carotino:
You couldn't make this stuff up. Quality
Kelly's complicated love life. I can barely keep up!
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Why though - did you ask - wot a tw*t
No point. He would of just ignored me more and made me out to be a bunny boiler. So i deleted his number and i am now on my way to forgetting all about him.
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Think i will take your advice deman
I wouldn't go that far. Some of those can be bloody high maintenance..Perfect! something to keep me very busy and away from the pubs and clubs of Selbyquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Think i will take your advice deman
(except when im working in one of course)quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
WOT DID LEE DO !!!!!1
He was supposed to come round to mine Friday night. He never showed or rang or txt. So decided to goto the pub with a friend. An hour later he walked in with a group of mates and blanked me all night.
Kelly, I'm not begrudging you having as much fun as you want, but something tells me you need to be a bit more selective in your choice of bloke.
Up until that point Deman. He was the perfect gent.
I know I'm going to sound like your gran here, but I'd definitely consider getting to know the next one a bit better, before making the beast with two backs
If he's worth bothering with, he'll want to know how many sugars you take in your tea BEFORE he knows what colour your knicks are
I'm with Demantoid on this, don't give it away to blokes that aren't worth it. And as for the other one, if he's taken why is he putting his hands on other girls bums, doesn't sound like a prize to me. Enjoy yourself kelly but gives yourself the respect you deserve