quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
And as an aside I have to say
I'm glad rhymers are back in here today.

I'm here sooz, but my brain won't work
I can't rhyme - I just lurk

Rexi you are a superior poster on here
If you're brain dont work never fear
My brain seldom is on track
Regardless - I come into the rhyming shack

Superior poster
Blimey sooz
You sure you haven't been
On the booze

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Originally posted by Rexi:
Superior poster
Blimey sooz
You sure you haven't been
On the booze

Of course I have that's nothing new
But you're a real good rhymer you!

Pfft !! I too am having a Friday drink
Have a good weekend sooz, clink clink

hello all my pals in here
with your fab rhyming cheer
been busy most of this week
not even had time for a peek!

its a beauty of a day outside
feel like going down a slide
in the local park that is so
but may see someone I know

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Ooooooh I'm gunna scream and scream
until I'm sick
IS He Simple or just plain Thick!
of course I'm talking bout that TW*T I wed
wish I'd listened to what others had said
But..I only have to wait till the end of May
and to this farce I shall call it a day!
I might just come in here
and burst into song
until then I'll zip it...it's not that long!

Ooh Lovely! we got our smileys back..Yayyy!

Why are you waiting till the end of May?
Is it some sort of special day?
If he needs kicking into touch
Just say goodbye and ta very much
You dont have to take shite in life
It shouldn't be all stress and strife
Whatever you decide to do
I wish all the very best to you.

And as an aside I have to say
I'm glad rhymers are back in here today.

He recieves a few quid
which will lighten his load
that will make the move easier
he's not likely to explode
It's only 3 weeks
have no fears
he'll know not what hit him
after 26 years...

On a brighter note
I too love this thread
to be able to jot down
the thoughts in one's head
At random times throughout the day
I can come in here and have my say
There doesn't have to be anyone about
But it's best when there is
of that there's no doubt...

Hi there rhymers
this is a lovely thread
i like to rhyme
whatever comes into my head

come on rhyme thread up you go
right to the top woo and heave ho!
going out very soon to drop nieces home
just want to be peaceful and all alone!

Peace and quiet
what a treat
just the song of bird
to be heard down our street
it's not very often
that this is the case
usually round here
is a noisy place
we have 8 little'uns
living next door
and on the other side
they have four
there's two dogs infront
and a drummer behind
so you see peace round here
is very hard to find..

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
come on rhyme thread up you go
right to the top woo and heave ho!
going out very soon to drop nieces home
just want to be peaceful and all alone!

Morning Bagel..
how's you today
the sun is out
here in Torbay..

ooh evening fern sorry its late
been in and out all day mate
what lovely weather we have had
this bank holiday aint been bad

I'm of to the seaside tomorrow
The sun had better be out
I don't want to have any sorrow
with rain 'n stuff about

ooh just before I am away
I have something to say
Karma Waters rang up today
from Maderia..ooh I say

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
I'm of to the seaside tomorrow
The sun had better be out
I don't want to have any sorrow
with rain 'n stuff about

So did you get to the beach then Rexi
Did yer wear a kini..Did yer look real sexi..

I've been away for a few days and what do I see
This thread has fallen to page three
Now thay will really never do
I can just about cope with page two!

I've been to visit my sister who's getting married in July
Was party to all the preps and plans my oh my
Saw my new great niece for the first time
A budding little beauty eight weeks old and sublime.

Went to visit my sister in law as well
Thought it was gonna be pure hell
She has a baby too
But thinks we dont make enough of a do

Well we went laden with gifts from Christmas
We haven't seen them since and dont think they missed us.
All in all a very tiring weekend
But love to be with the family ...time well spent.

Awww Soozy sounds like you had fun
family time IS the Best
when all is said and done..

I don't know if others are feeling the same
but the squabbles on here have been rather lame!
Could be why peeps are not posting here anymore
cos the atmos stinks and the language is poor!

Bagel you promised music and nuts
*has a go on the joanna, tut tuts*

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Originally posted by slimfern:
Awww Soozy sounds like you had fun
family time IS the Best
when all is said and done..

I don't know if others are feeling the same
but the squabbles on here have been rather lame!
Could be why peeps are not posting here anymore
cos the atmos stinks and the language is poor!

Agree wiv ya fern
When will they learn
That it's just not funny
For most my lil honey
The atmosphere reeks
Cos of those with large beaks
Who can't keep it shutted
I really am gutted

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Originally posted by pussycatj:
Bagel you promised music and nuts
*has a go on the joanna, tut tuts*

Oooh! give the ivories another tinkle PJ
I like a good knees up at the end of the day
helps to clear the cobwebs away
so come on PJ come back and play!

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:
Bagel you promised music and nuts
*has a go on the joanna, tut tuts*

Oooh! give the ivories another tinkle PJ
I like a good knees up at the end of the day
helps to clear the cobwebs away
so come on PJ come back and play!

Knees up muvver Brown
Knees up muvver Brown
Knees up, knees up
Knees up muvver Brown

*slurps me brown ale*
and one for fern me old pale

ooh two rhyme threads on the go
what a jolly good show!

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:
Bagel you promised music and nuts
*has a go on the joanna, tut tuts*

the joanna is in the lounge bar
down the coridoor..not too far

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
ooh two rhyme threads on the go
what a jolly good show!

oh! I didn't see another one
is that where everyone has gone?
or is that one much further down
should I go look or let it drown..

Evening Bagel hun...

in the lounge forum m'dear
just next door to here
look at first rhyme in there
and the big piano and chair
now I must leave for a while
or will end up walking a mile