could not sleep so popped in here
and first post I opened on skin tags dear!
I have not any or perhaps I do
what do they look like for you?

They're just extra 'nodules' of skin they are.

I have seen a lot worse by far

They irritate when tossing hair
and the wisps get caught in the tag thats there......

They are dangly bits that appear overnight
you look at them and think 'that ain't right'
just go and get them burnt off quick
before they make you feel quite sick

hahaha

look at us 'women of a certain age'
for whom these tags are all the rage

PMSL Rexeeeeeeee

That is so funneeeeeeeee

Oh hell we have to laugh, don't we?
or else we'd cry like mad
Our bodies morph as we get old
and yes, it's very sad.
But, if we've health and happiness
we really couldn't ask for more
Skin tags, extra pounds, wrinkles??
Pfft - let's show them the door

Right then loungers - time for bed
time for me to leave these thread(s)

nighties

nite nite Rexi, tomorrow I know..
you'll be Ironing your knickers with pride...like so.....

quote:

Originally posted by onetoo:
They're just extra 'nodules' of skin they are.

I have seen a lot worse by far

ooh sounds painful to me
have them off in a tee!

quote:

Originally posted by Syd:
They irritate when tossing hair
and the wisps get caught in the tag thats there......

oh my god that must hurt
when you fling off a shirt
and the sleeves get caught up
I would squeal like a pup!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
hahaha

look at us 'women of a certain age'
for whom these tags are all the rage

but I aint got them yet
and my mind is now set
I will hunt until I find
just for peace of mind!!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Oh hell we have to laugh, don't we?
or else we'd cry like mad
Our bodies morph as we get old
and yes, it's very sad.
But, if we've health and happiness
we really couldn't ask for more
Skin tags, extra pounds, wrinkles??
Pfft - let's show them the door

you are so very right you know
and when my body was on show
on my holiday last week, I
had to let out a big sigh!
the only thing was, when I did
my tummy looked huge..I do not kid!

quote:

Originally posted by Syd:
nite nite Rexi, tomorrow I know..
you'll be Ironing your knickers with pride...like so.....

ooh what a lovely pair of nicks
bet they have a few little tricks
hidden under the gusset and bow
and the frills! I love em tho!!

Good Morning all you Lovely Peeps
In good health I hope you keeps
I see the rhyming thread is growing
With great new rhymers and creative juices flowing
I hope you all have a brilliant day
The weekend's nearly here and time to play

TO EMPTY BOX FROM HCKYS CHAT ROOM

I often wonder why
under this blue sky
why we have to die
and give a sad sigh

its us who are left
feeling so bereft
to pick up the pieces
and iron out the creases

Emptybox, you will make the most
before Papa goes to the host
I only found out when mine was dying
and everyone around me was crying
that the hearing sense is the last to go
so they hear everything dont ya know

comfort and love is words he wants to hear
and my heart goes out to you my dear
for the pain you are going through
and for all your Family too

its been a quiet one today
hurry up and come out to play!!

hello rhymers... seen my thread?
I'd like some help just as it said

Hello BeerBelle have had a look
I'm not sure what path should be took
The inspiration is all there
It certainly has meaning and flare.
The best thing you can do for now
Is save it in a file or write it down
Until the juices flown again
This way your poem will be your's to retain

Something weird happened
up there in the sky
this dirty great big yellow ball
kept shining in my eye
It made me all warm and fuzzy
and i kept on wanting to smile
I hope that funny yellow ball
hangs around for a while

Belle - I had a look too
but you're too clever for me
My rhymes are just rubbish
like this one - see?

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie Fairy:
Hello BeerBelle have had a look
I'm not sure what path should be took
The inspiration is all there
It certainly has meaning and flare.
The best thing you can do for now
Is save it in a file or write it down
Until the juices flown again
This way your poem will be your's to retain

thankyou suze for taking a look
i wrote it in a little book
it was the midst of the night
whilst feeding my baby,right,
so its all confused
cos my brains abused
from lack of sleep this past 4 months.

Belle, in your fred I had a look see,
but as you know by here, that too is beyond me

It's nine 'o' clock on Friday eve
A desolate housemate must pack and leave
That's reality we expect from our telly
A wannabe Z-lister's knees knockin' like jelly

I'm watching it Heet
Hubby's disgusted
But I wanna see
who's done and dusted

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:

thankyou suze for taking a look
i wrote it in a little book
it was the midst of the night
whilst feeding my baby,right,
so its all confused
cos my brains abused
from lack of sleep this past 4 months.

I'm glad to hear you wrote it down
I can see why you want to frown
The words are not quite flowing
Soon the creative light will be glowing
Then you will see it all clear
And a beautiful poem you'll have my dear

(I have several unfinished poems on file )

Oh my, where will I ever learn to rhyme like you peeps do.

I'm flippin hopeless at it and haven't got a clue!

quote:

Originally posted by onetoo:
Oh my, where will I ever learn to rhyme like you peeps do.

I'm flippin hopeless at it and haven't got a clue!

Get out of it woman - you're doing just fine
You could out rhyme me any old time

crikey am I mad
or am I just sad?
got BB on the box
and it really rocks!!

One of the two, I think you are
You really wouldn't catch me going that far

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
crikey am I mad
or am I just sad?
got BB on the box
and it really rocks!!

I was watching it too
It was really quite good
But I'll never, ever vote
Like they think I should

I don't wanna cause any alarm
but Tatty and suze, down on their farm(s)
have managed to make Kev disappear
I mean - have you seen him round here??

I think they have imprisoned him somewhere
then I bet that Tatty will dare
suze to have her wicked way
maaaan, what will Dave and Lori say??

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
I don't wanna cause any alarm
but Tatty and suze, down on their farm(s)
have managed to make Kev disappear
I mean - have you seen him round here??

I think they have imprisoned him somewhere
then I bet that Tatty will dare
suze to have her wicked way
maaaan, what will Dave and Lori say??

He's safe and sound back with you
I did what he asked me too
We'll make a farmer of him yet
And a good one I'll bet

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie Fairy:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
I don't wanna cause any alarm
but Tatty and suze, down on their farm(s)
have managed to make Kev disappear
I mean - have you seen him round here??

I think they have imprisoned him somewhere
then I bet that Tatty will dare
suze to have her wicked way
maaaan, what will Dave and Lori say??

He's safe and sound back with you
I did what he asked me too
We'll make a farmer of him yet
And a good one I'll bet

yes, but it was you ...
that went off to the zoo
with all your animals on your farm
with king kev
i am sure he had a good time

me? i am innocent
as the driven snow
i always get blamed for suzie's fame
i would not kidnap kev
although ....
i am in love with dave
so i must be true
and be the stalker
he would talk-ta

quote:

Originally posted by Heatseek:
It's nine 'o' clock on Friday eve
A desolate housemate must pack and leave
That's reality we expect from our telly
A wannabe Z-lister's knees knockin' like jelly

It's ten forty five on Seven/Eight/Nine & Hira's taking it all in her stride
Back in the house while emotions expand Bea is (s)wallowing with pride
Lisa's trembling with Dave's empty pouch
While Freddy's still master inside

Oh thank goodness suze - he's only young
I despaired at what you two had done
I thought you had corrupted the lad
but now I see you never had

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Oh thank goodness suze - he's only young
I despaired at what you two had done
I thought you had corrupted the lad
but now I see you never had

she mesmrized you
with her rhyme
as she always does
over time

quote:

Originally posted by Tatty:

yes, but it was you ...
that went off to the zoo
with all your animals on your farm
with king kev
i am sure he had a good time

me? i am innocent
as the driven snow
i always get blamed for suzie's fame
i would not kidnap kev
although ....
i am in love with dave
so i must be true
and be the stalker
he would talk-ta

I did it cos he tossed a coin
His company on his farm did join
He thought the real time convo was weird
I think his brain was too cleared

So your love has been revealed
Will Dave enjoy being unconcealed
And come in here to talk to you
And see wht else you can do

quote:

Originally posted by Heatseek:

quote:

Originally posted by Heatseek:
It's nine 'o' clock on Friday eve
A desolate housemate must pack and leave
That's reality we expect from our telly
A wannabe Z-lister's knees knockin' like jelly

It's ten forty five on Seven/Eight/Nine & Hira's taking it all in her stride
Back in the house while emotions expand Bea is (s)wallowing with pride
Lisa's trembling with Dave's empty pouch
While Freddy's still master inside

not for much longer
methinks
freddie has
spread his minx
with his foolery
he has also
himself let down
with his silly laffs
and boohoo's
at others expenses
soon to be gone
i hope
to the land of dope
he sure will grope

quote:

Originally posted by Tatty:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Oh thank goodness suze - he's only young
I despaired at what you two had done
I thought you had corrupted the lad
but now I see you never had

she mesmrized you
with her rhyme
as she always does
over time

She's lovely Tatts
but we know that
Right, bed time for me
night night - tee hee

I only said tee hee coz I couldn't think of anything to rhyme!!