I'm on the fifth glass now you know and realy it's overdone
But I am feeling great tonigh atnd looking for some fum

Not in a sexual way, you understand

Five glasses Well goodness me
I'd be as drunk as drunk can be

Five glasses from a bottle.
That too would put me in fine fettle

(Ok, ok. I know. It's the best I can do)

Think Fluffy's zonked out on the floor
she won't be drinking any more

I'm back from BB form, you know
do you think for a 6th I should go?

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I'm back from BB form, you know
do you think for a 6th I should go?

Go for it Fluff's, what's to lose?
Well, except another bottle of booze

I think nmy wine need is fullfillled
Just as well for the wine I'm not billed.

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I think nmy wine need is fullfillled
Just as well for the wine I'm not billed.

Well, if you are now full of wine
this might just be the right time
to find the tap and drink the water
you know you should, you know you oughta

It's nearly ten, of wine I've had my fill
No more the glasses will I try and spill
Of water and tea, now will I drink
I've been a bit silly, I'm sure you'll think.

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I#m just away for mt fourth
This won't affect anything of course.

hahahahahehehehehehehe
typo made by fluffy!!

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
It's nearly ten, of wine I've had my fill
No more the glasses will I try and spill
Of water and tea, now will I drink
I've been a bit silly, I'm sure you'll think.

I think if you're in the mood
for being a bit silly
to try and remain all sensible
makes one a silly-billy

Go you Fluffs, hope you enjoyed your evening

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I#m just away for mt fourth
This won't affect anything of course.

hahahahahehehehehehehe
typo made by fluffy!!

OMG Bagel, do a search
on all Fluff's posts tonight
I don't think that there is one
completely typed out right

Goodnight all - time for bed
de de de de rest my head



(couldn't be bothered to think of anything)

goodnight rexi et all if I dont get back
my yoville shift I can not slack
fluff if you have headache in morning
think of me at 4.30 and up and yawning!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Bagel - I heard that you were feeling blue
so popped in to do a rhyme for you
I'ts not nice when we feel real sad
And I know you get it bad
But your rhymes and posts keep us afloat on here
So we all wish you love and happiness dear.
Get better soon and I will tell
About my weekend that was so swell
I was down in your neck of the woods - well Kent
For a very happy occasion it was time well spent.
I hope that your sadness will soon pass
If it dont I'll just have to kick your @rse.



Take time out - don't be too hard on yourself - and come back happy

ooh what part of kent were you in
did the refuse men empty my bin?
I only use the place odd weekend
coz its sending me round the bend
pay council tax for whole year
and am hardly there my dear!!

I was in Higham at The Knowle
For my sisters wedding we had a ball
A lovely sunny day - and all the family together
Good food, good wine and beautiful weather
We stayed in Maidstone where my sister resides
But I digress - she was a beautiful bride
She has lived through some awful years
But to see her so happy reduced me to tears
I was the matron of honour as well
I have so very much to tell
It's not easy to tell all in rhyme
Maybe I'll pop back another time.

On a different note I'm glad you're in good form again
I hate to see folks down - especially forum friends.

Good Morning all who come in here
I hope EFFT head is becoming clear
I hope the hangover will soon be gone
Your posts last night really shone
It gave us all a giggle to read
But I hope your diet hasn't gone to seed
For all I wish you a brilliant day
And plenty of time for you to play

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Bagel - I heard that you were feeling blue
so popped in to do a rhyme for you
I'ts not nice when we feel real sad
And I know you get it bad
But your rhymes and posts keep us afloat on here
So we all wish you love and happiness dear.
Get better soon and I will tell
About my weekend that was so swell
I was down in your neck of the woods - well Kent
For a very happy occasion it was time well spent.
I hope that your sadness will soon pass
If it dont I'll just have to kick your @rse.



Take time out - don't be too hard on yourself - and come back happy

ooh what part of kent were you in
did the refuse men empty my bin?
I only use the place odd weekend
coz its sending me round the bend
pay council tax for whole year
and am hardly there my dear!!

I was in Higham at The Knowle
For my sisters wedding we had a ball
A lovely sunny day - and all the family together
Good food, good wine and beautiful weather
We stayed in Maidstone where my sister resides
But I digress - she was a beautiful bride
She has lived through some awful years
But to see her so happy reduced me to tears
I was the matron of honour as well
I have so very much to tell
It's not easy to tell all in rhyme
Maybe I'll pop back another time.

On a different note I'm glad you're in good form again
I hate to see folks down - especially forum friends.

I was at the Knowle not long ago
I popped infor a few hours or so
I know the owner quite well you see
what a small world for you and me


The Knowle always reminds me of old
with the steps to the entrance so bold
and the big rooms inside so beautiful
The staff there are always so dutiful

but my favourite place is the big garden
reminds me of rustling skirts a pardon
and Victorian lady waving her pretty fan
demure eyes looking coyly at a man

yes the knowle is a good place to go
quite expensive but worth a good throw

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Good Morning all who come in here
I hope EFFT head is becoming clear
I hope the hangover will soon be gone
Your posts last night really shone
It gave us all a giggle to read
But I hope your diet hasn't gone to seed
For all I wish you a brilliant day
And plenty of time for you to play

I bet fluff has got a bad head
and is still snoring in her bed
self inflitcted thats what I say
gonna check all her grammar from yesterday!!

To The Families of the 8 Soldiers and more

8 Soldiers are coming home today
but there will be no cheering hooray
through Wootten Basset their hearses will
drive through the now familiar sad drill

I cried oh I cried for these lads I did
War is so cruel and we should get rid
I cried for their parents and the kin
and the hell and pain they are living in

I cried for folk of Wootton Bassett as well
who line the streets to respect where they dwell
I believe in God but sometimes I despair
does he give a damm or does he really care?

To see the Union Jack on display
should be such a joyus happy day,
not draped over these fine Young Men
never has such grief flowed from my pen

when they left for war they stood all proud
and there parents wanted to say out loud
"I dont want you to worry my dear son
but please please dont be an unlucky one"

so the next time Families will see our Army Sons
will be in Wotton Bassett with there loved ones
arriving back to England in a black hearse
my god I cannot think of anything worse

please accept my heartfelt condolences to all
and for past and present boys who got the call

The head's quite clear
Please have no fear
I've been up for o'er an hour

I'm waiting for
A parcel y'see
So I haven't yet had a shower.

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

please accept my heartfelt condolences to all
and for past and present boys who got the call

Echoed.

Lovely words Bagel

That's the spirit Fluffs
(Or maybe the wine)
Glad you had
a good time

quote:

Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
The head's quite clear
Please have no fear
I've been up for o'er an hour

I'm waiting for
A parcel y'see
So I haven't yet had a shower.

trust you to get up early
and not at all surley
thats the spirut of our fluff
she never lets things get tough!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

please accept my heartfelt condolences to all
and for past and present boys who got the call

Echoed.

Lovely words Bagel

aww thankyou rexi for that
I can not just sit on a mat
and pray for all so I have
decided to action some sav

I'm as happy as can be
I'm off to La Tasca for my tea
Then to the theatre to see
The Blues Bros, lucky me

ooh enjoy yourself tonight
I love the Blues music light

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
ooh enjoy yourself tonight
I love the Blues music light

We got the tickets for half price
which makes the evening doubly nice

Rexi did you enjoy your night
and did you get quite tight?
I been busy doing housework
where dust and germs did lurk

I happened by a flukey chance
to look through window at a glance
and the dust on my white windowsill
shone in the fading light at will

so I got out my cleaning stuff
and set to work..ooh it was tough
and now my lounge is a gleaming
and thames can be seen through screening!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Rexi did you enjoy your night

It was great, the music fab
I danced all night long
and sang at the top of my voice
Yes - I knew every song

Good morning to all you lovely rhymers
I'm up early with the alarm timer
Lots or things to get on with today
I hope it all goes to the planned way

Rexi what a lovely evening for you
I saw you went to the brothers blue
I hope you feet aren't too achy
And your voice is not become too shaky

Bagel your home now all spick and span
Cleaning it up as only women can
I hope that lovely river view
Is really uplifting to your spirit and you

morning all its windy here
enough to shed a windy tear
yes the wind that gets the eyes
and makes your hair lift and rise!

Oooooooh I do love threads on BB
All the rows and bickering you see
Some love some HM's and some another
Sometimes it's best to run for cover
Thank goodness to the ga ga team
Cos BB without a forum would be obscene


A quick hi to all the rhymers in here
I do tend to ignore you at this time of year
But I'll be back and in fine fettle
Just as long as someone puts on the kettle!

I don't have anything to say.
I'll come back another day.

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Oooooooh I do love threads on BB
All the rows and bickering you see
Some love some HM's and some another
Sometimes it's best to run for cover
Thank goodness to the ga ga team
Cos BB without a forum would be obscene


A quick hi to all the rhymers in here
I do tend to ignore you at this time of year
But I'll be back and in fine fettle
Just as long as someone puts on the kettle!

Hi soozy I have my armour on
incase I am BB10 set upon
I aint got a clue whos who
coz not watched BB10..have you?

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I don't have anything to say.
I'll come back another day.

Oh TV you never have owt to say
I know you like to come and play
just give it a go a rhyme each day
then you will be going with the sway!!

My friend has arrived from the US of A
She comes over once a year to play
She had tea here with the family
and afterwards her and me
walked into town to have a drink
and talk, pontificate and think
And now our thinking has been thunk
I'm home. (And I'm not Fluffy drunk!)

aww rexi that is lovely to see
you and your pal all chummy
its good to catch up with pals
wether it be guys or gals

see ya later I may go to bed
and put alarm next to my head!

It is great to see her well and happy
even though she has recently got rid of her chappie
Even though I only see her once a year
it is like she still lives near

Good morning to all you lovely Peeps
I hope you all had a lovely sleep
Wishing you all a really great day
And hope good fortune comes your way

ooh its lovely and sunny today
hope it stays and dont go away