quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

My post count will go sky high
and I'll catch that bus - well, at least I'll try
Seriously, I will get on my bike
and cycle wherever I like
I'll take a picnic and go for miles
then come back here and post lots of smiles

Your post count will get close to Darloboy's
If your lappy is your favourite toy
That cycle ride sounds really great
And will burn off all that you ate
So I hope you enjoy your time off
You've certainly got long enough

Good morning all you lovely rhymers
whether just readers or old timers
I hope the day goes great for you
And everything runs well in what you do

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Good morning all you lovely rhymers
whether just readers or old timers
I hope the day goes great for you
And everything runs well in what you do

what she said^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*whispers*

I know its cheating, deary me,
convict me of the crime,
but still got to have a shower,
and i'm running out of time.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Good morning all you lovely rhymers
whether just readers or old timers
I hope the day goes great for you
And everything runs well in what you do

what she said^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

*whispers*

I know its cheating, deary me,
convict me of the crime,
but still got to have a shower,
and i'm running out of time.

Was wandering what the whiff was
thought the cat had dropped her guts
but all the time it was you
have you no shame woman...*tuts!*

Dunno whether to go out for lunch
with a couple of friends of mine
one of them is lovely
but the other is pain in the hind
she used to be very different
before she became depressed
was always very chilled
but now always very stressed
I know she has her issues
and I understand her pain
but her constant 'woe is me'
is driving me insane...
However she is my friend
I've known her for many a year
and I need to make my mind up
coz the time is drawing near....Ummmm

hi rhymeres far and wide
at the mo my hands are tied
not in the literal sense
coz that wuld be a bit dense
to tie my hands up in this heat
and be stuck in my seat!

I mean I am very busy today
but just popped in to say
will be in later on tonight
hopefully while its still light!

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Was wandering what the whiff was
thought the cat had dropped her guts
but all the time it was you
have you no shame woman...*tuts!*

Och fern my pal, you know me well,
You love me really, i can tell,
So into the rhyming thread i come,
To give you a swift kick up the bum.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Was wandering what the whiff was
thought the cat had dropped her guts
but all the time it was you
have you no shame woman...*tuts!*

Och fern my pal, you know me well,
You love me really, i can tell,
So into the rhyming thread i come,
To give you a swift kick up the bum.

Would love to see you do that
would love to see you try
sure that you're not too old
to get your foot that high..
Oh wait..you've had practice
I forget that you enjoy *ahem* you know what
*stuffs cushion down trousers to protect from kick up the bot*...

quote:

at the mo my hands are tied
not in the literal sense
coz that wuld be a bit dense

and a bit kinky to say the least..
But we know that you are a good girl
and you wouldn't do stuff like that
I'd like to see you explain yourself
in your weekly Sunday chat..

I want to tell you a story,
about my commute to work today,
and how travelling on public transport,
is a price i have to pay.

The first bus whooshed right past me,
the second was quite full,
it was full of all the mothers,
taking their kids to school.

I had to stand most of the way,
until i got a seat,
which really was a blessing,
on my poor tired feet.

However, the person in front of me,
well, my god did they stink,
i sat there nearly gagging,
they had'nt washed i think.

The lady that sat across the aisle,
produced her make up bag,
she sat and put her face on,
but still looked like a hag.

So that my friends was my journey to work,
a great start to my day,
and how travelling on public transport,
is the price that i do pay.

Hi Jaggy

You're rhyme got me thinking
I really wish I knew
What the smelly, ugly ones
were thinking about you

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Hi Jaggy

You're rhyme got me thinking
I really wish I knew
What the smelly, ugly ones
were thinking about you

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Hi Jaggy

You're rhyme got me thinking
I really wish I knew
What the smelly, ugly ones
were thinking about you

They probs think the same as us
They probs think look at her
They probs think is it just me
or is her face covered in fur
is that her hair or a wig
does she give a damn
to come on public transport
as mutton dressed as lamb...

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

at the mo my hands are tied
not in the literal sense
coz that wuld be a bit dense

and a bit kinky to say the least..
But we know that you are a good girl
and you wouldn't do stuff like that
I'd like to see you explain yourself
in your weekly Sunday chat..

funny enought I thought today
I forgot my chat on Sunday
with my bezziest mate above
the only Man I really love!

I am not your run of the mill believer
I dont have to be a pearly white deceiver
coz I can be myself and not even force
others to change their chosen course!

will have my tea I think
then post in here my weekly link

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
I want to tell you a story,
about my commute to work today,
and how travelling on public transport,
is a price i have to pay.

The first bus whooshed right past me,
the second was quite full,
it was full of all the mothers,
taking their kids to school.

I had to stand most of the way,
until i got a seat,
which really was a blessing,
on my poor tired feet.

However, the person in front of me,
well, my god did they stink,
i sat there nearly gagging,
they had'nt washed i think.

The lady that sat across the aisle,
produced her make up bag,
she sat and put her face on,
but still looked like a hag.

So that my friends was my journey to work,
a great start to my day,
and how travelling on public transport,
is the price that i do pay.

thank gawd my commuting days are over
jumping off tube, train a nd bus rover
the smell on the packed out tight trains
went with their wiffy underarm stains!

Night night
sleep tight....

Good Morning to all of you
Have bags of fun in what you do
I hope that you have a great day
Hope later to swing by this way

ooh I meant to pop bac last night
but my eyes were having a fight
with my mouth that kept yawning
but I still never slept till morning!!

BAGELS WEEKLY (LATE) CHAT WITH GOD

Hey my bezzy mate in the deep blue sky
sorry I am late but oh my oh my
what a week and a half I have had
and my sinning aint been at all bad!

Apart from dressing like a tart at Mass
someone asked if I was wearing a sash
such was the short dress I was wearing
you ought to hear the others swearing
under their breath of course they swore
and I expect in their gossiping, some more

You see my Lord what I cant get head around
is the false christains out there who abound
not all of them of course and most are good
and always help out in their local 'hood

its the once a week ones,all dressed up
and look up to Father as holy wine they sup
but surely if they were truely to believe
they would not lie and cheat and decieve

I see them out of mass you know here and there
and they are different people I do swear
I dont care what they do with their own time
but the hyprocritical bit gets me every time

I dont hide my life from any on a sunday
they always know if I danced the night away
coz I usually wear clothes from night before
coz I aint been home yet coz me night was cor!!

anyway thats enough of me moaning and droaning
I now sound like a caller on a radio phone in

oh just before I go
I think you should know
I have thoughts of lust
so I shall put my trust
in my usual Saturday seat
where me and confession meet!

tarra my bezzy mate high above
I send you lotsa hugs and love

my typos are getting worse
thank god for editing curse!!

gorra go for a while
here have a wee smile

gosh is that the time
just a quickie rhyme
my clothes are soaking wet
and that is just with sweat!!

am I left to do the shift here
coz last week you all held dear
this thread on the very top post
and now I gorra make upfor most!!

Bonjour mon ami
have a kiss from liddle'ol me...

Hiya bagel....
have got me headphones on
keep being sidetracked by the songs..

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Hiya bagel....
have got me headphones on
keep being sidetracked by the songs..

hi fern I am not very happy
and am feeling angry and sappy
was on yoville making a river
was so real it made me shiver
used about 200 towels and rocks
then room decides to freeze and lock!


anyway it did not save
am off to bed cave!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Hiya bagel....
have got me headphones on
keep being sidetracked by the songs..

hi fern I am not very happy
and am feeling angry and sappy
was on yoville making a river
was so real it made me shiver
used about 200 towels and rocks
then room decides to freeze and lock!


anyway it did not save
am off to bed cave!!

Oh dear! Bagel that's not good
for things to freeze in the Yoville hood
I expect there were some choice words from you
Infact I bet the air was blue....
In hindsight it might be worth your while
to try and keep your cheery smile
by saving every now and then
Coz you just know it's gonna happen again...

Hello in here and Good Morning
An early night and I'm still yawning
Hope you all have a brilliant day
And dearly wish it's not too hot to play
Lappy keeps getting to hot to use
And my connection to you peeps I lose
Need to get one of those cooling trays
So there is no worries while I play

ooh suzie I never knew
lappys could overheat too
I know my henry hoover does
and dies and loses its buzz
until the motor cools again
it can be a bliddy pain!!

Am feeling kinda crap today
I'm not sure of the reason why
cant seem to muster the energy
don't even wanna try
feel a bit sad and lonely
and keep welling up inside
it would probably be best
if I just go away and hide...

Bagel queen, neither did I
It drove me mad enough to cry
But with Hicky's help all is well
A cooling lap tray to buy I am compelled
My Henry hoover I have no probs
I hope yours doesn't reduce you to sobs

Slimfern I would let it all out
Have a good cry and scream and shout
Something has obviously been bottled
And your system is being throttled
I hope you will be feeling better soon
Now we are leaving the afternoon

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Am feeling kinda crap today
I'm not sure of the reason why
cant seem to muster the energy
don't even wanna try
feel a bit sad and lonely
and keep welling up inside
it would probably be best
if I just go away and hide...

ooh dont you dare hide missy
or I will throw a right hissey
think about why you are down
with the tears of a clown

Me, when I am depressed and sad
I try to not think of anything bad
and this weather is no great help
with a heat that makes you yelp!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Bagel queen, neither did I
It drove me mad enough to cry
But with Hicky's help all is well
A cooling lap tray to buy I am compelled
My Henry hoover I have no probs
I hope yours doesn't reduce you to sobs



hey suzie my Henry is the latest one
with the red button surger hun
it goes into full mode power
and does the whole place in an hour

I was meant to be in bed hours ago
early morning start dont ya know
but got involved in threads again
which are driving me insane!!

nite nite
sleep tite

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Am feeling kinda crap today
I'm not sure of the reason why
cant seem to muster the energy
don't even wanna try
feel a bit sad and lonely
and keep welling up inside
it would probably be best
if I just go away and hide...

awww presh - I don't know what to say
but please don't be sad today.

Keep your thoughts far away

Good morning to all in here
My thoughts aren't that clear
But friday is here again
I hope I don't go insane
Have a brilliant day all of you
And have fun in what you do
I hope Slimfern is feeling better
And today will be a go getter

ooh its friday again
down the weeknd lane!!

it's been some time
since i could rhyme
but try i must
even if i bust
to pop one out
or queen will shout
looking familar in here
with bagel near
hope all are well
please come and tell

quote:

Originally posted by Evie~lution:
hope all are well
please come and tell

I have never been more well in my life
coz today I say goodbye to work strife
for nine whole weeks ... oh man I feel good
especially now you are back in the hood

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