And of course no one minds
I hope your friend sees it.
To post it was kind
Beautiful poem San
And of course no one minds
I hope your friend sees it.
To post it was kind
And of course no one minds
I hope your friend sees it.
To post it was kind
Oooh Rexi..you survived the night
how did you manage that
I know that when mine had their friends to stay
it always left me flat
and as you say the food bill
well it just seems to grow and grow
till my purse begins to really moan
"can someone stop this woman please..or at least give me a loan"...
how did you manage that
I know that when mine had their friends to stay
it always left me flat
and as you say the food bill
well it just seems to grow and grow
till my purse begins to really moan
"can someone stop this woman please..or at least give me a loan"...
Afternoon to all you lovely rhymers
Soon I will have to be a hill climber
Need to go to the shops for lottery ticket
Need some lucky numbers to put on it
I hope you are all having a lovely day
Getting in plenty of time to play
Hope to relax later with a glass of wine
After on a lovely salad I will dine
Soon I will have to be a hill climber
Need to go to the shops for lottery ticket
Need some lucky numbers to put on it
I hope you are all having a lovely day
Getting in plenty of time to play
Hope to relax later with a glass of wine
After on a lovely salad I will dine
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Gosh! it's ten past eight
I hadn't realised it was so late
haven't done all I wanted to do
had visitors..so what can one do..
Suze I hope you are having a good day
it's been lovely here in the bay..
It's been gorgeous here too
Not much done just like you
Have gone for an exercise stroll
Up the big hill so on a roll
Must catch up tomorrow though
Hope I'm not going to be on a slow
quote:Originally posted by fairy_suzie:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Gosh! it's ten past eight
I hadn't realised it was so late
haven't done all I wanted to do
had visitors..so what can one do..
Suze I hope you are having a good day
it's been lovely here in the bay..
It's been gorgeous here too
Not much done just like you
Have gone for an exercise stroll
Up the big hill so on a roll
Must catch up tomorrow though
Hope I'm not going to be on a slow
I like a good walk
clears the cobwebs away
plus it helps
to keeps the inches at bay..
I'm back to work tomorrow
in the afternoon
this week has flown by really quick
it is deffo ending too soon..
So to celebrate my final night
I'm gonna have a drink
a tall chilled glass of melon juice
and a splash of white rum I think...
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
I like a good walk
clears the cobwebs away
plus it helps
to keeps the inches at bay..
I'm back to work tomorrow
in the afternoon
this week has flown by really quick
it is deffo ending too soon..
So to celebrate my final night
I'm gonna have a drink
a tall chilled glass of melon juice
and a splash of white rum I think...
The inches are why I am walking now
I am fed up of looking like a fat cow
So exercising like no tomorrow
It will take away my horrible sorrow
Hope to be very fit and lean
When that will happen remains to be seen
I hope you have a really good day
Work tomorrow, I hope you'll have time to play
Melon and rum I have not tried yet
Will have to go shopping and ingredience get
ooh look the rhymee is still on page one
what a fab deal you rhymers have done
now please form an orderly queue
so I can give whats owed to you
what a fab deal you rhymers have done
now please form an orderly queue
so I can give whats owed to you
Hello Bagel Queen and how are you 
I hope you had fun all the way through
On your holiday over the seas
Doing things that will please
Yes we have kept the thread up here
Your instructions on that were very clear
I hope you had fun all the way through
On your holiday over the seas
Doing things that will please
Yes we have kept the thread up here
Your instructions on that were very clear
Hey Suzie my lovely pal
have a slap on the back pal
it was not a Holiday as such
more of a caring nieces touch
had to take Uncle over on plane
and yes he was a right blooming pain!
end of July is my own Holiday
and Marbella is where I will stay
my Cousin and me are going over
pity we could not buy a cheap day rover!!
have a slap on the back pal
it was not a Holiday as such
more of a caring nieces touch
had to take Uncle over on plane
and yes he was a right blooming pain!
end of July is my own Holiday
and Marbella is where I will stay
my Cousin and me are going over
pity we could not buy a cheap day rover!!
Thank you for the slap on the back
Did you manage to everything packed
Sorry to hear you travelled with a plane
With a right royal Uncle pain
I have the end of July off too
And Marbella it is for lucky you
Did you manage to everything packed
Sorry to hear you travelled with a plane
With a right royal Uncle pain
I have the end of July off too
And Marbella it is for lucky you
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
ooh look the rhymee is still on page one
what a fab deal you rhymers have done
now please form an orderly queue
so I can give whats owed to you
Well look at you in your twirly skirt
with a cleavage busting outta yer shirt
hope you had a lotta fun
holidaying under the Italian sun..
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
ooh look the rhymee is still on page one
what a fab deal you rhymers have done
now please form an orderly queue
so I can give whats owed to you
Well look at you in your twirly skirt
with a cleavage busting outta yer shirt
hope you had a lotta fun
holidaying under the Italian sun..
ooh fern you know me to well
and all about my clevage swell
well, a gals gorra have some fun
while still waiting for *the one*
quote:Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
coooooooooeeeeeeeee, here in this thread today,
the weekends here, got time to play,
the chores can wait and the washing too,
so i can shout helllllllo to you.
well well well look who is here
lets give our pal a big cheer
been waiting for you to come along
and give us some rhyming song!
quote:Originally posted by Jenstar:
This is one for my mom who i think is dying,
I could kid myself but theres no point in lying.
Been on life life support two weeks tomorrow,
Results on the way that could bring much sorrow
So heres to you mom, My best friend,
Cant beieve our time together is coming to an end.
Staying strong for dad and brother,
Honestly dont know how i'll cope losing my mother.
i felt you next to me in the car yesterday,
When we were called in for the doctors to say
you've got one chance, one test left to do
they wouldnt say after that what they would do
52 years and been through much crap
if you could see me now you'd give me a slap!
You're always the strong one and now it's me,
Staying strong for my dad and Key
aww Jen my *lil star* what can I say
on this very sad and heartbreaking day
I know she is at peace since this rhyme
but it does not ease your pain at this time
al I can say to you my lovely friend
and when I say this I do not pretend
is that your life will never be the same
and time does slowly ease the pain
If you need to unburden your pain
let it out again and again and again
I find that it works every time for me
until the next wave that unsettles my calm sea
off to my bed
to rest my head
in the land of zed
where I am now led 
to rest my head
in the land of zed
where I am now led
quote:Originally posted by Jenstar:
Thanx again guys (sorry it doesnt rhyme)
No apology needed at this very sad time
There is no way we would expect you to rhyme
I am sending lots of hugs and love
Now you sweet Mum is in heaven above
Take care and time with your family
And we will be here were your ready to be
Good Morning here in the rhyming thread
I'm still a bit of a sleepy head
I hope you all have some family time
That's all I can think of for this rhyme
I'm still a bit of a sleepy head
I hope you all have some family time
That's all I can think of for this rhyme
quote:Originally posted by Jenstar:
Thanx again guys (sorry it doesnt rhyme)
Jen I am so happy you posted in here
I been thinking of you all night dear
and of the days on C4 when we first met
and you will always be my *lil star* yet
morning all far and wide
last night I really cried
for a lovely FM wholost her Mum
life is a bitch and can be a bum
to take somebody in their prime
before she was ready to live her time
last night I really cried
for a lovely FM wholost her Mum
life is a bitch and can be a bum
to take somebody in their prime
before she was ready to live her time
Oh what a sticky muggy day
wish the rain would wash it away!
wish the rain would wash it away!
Hiya Bagel Queen I hope all is well
What sad news we have had to dwell
I may not go to church these days
But asked him for comfort for her I prays
I hope all else with you is okay
On this very somber sunday
I hope all is wellWhat sad news we have had to dwell
I may not go to church these days
But asked him for comfort for her I prays
I hope all else with you is okay
On this very somber sunday
yes Suzie I am cool I think
and need an ice cold drink
am going off for a little while
to walk a cyber mile
and need an ice cold drink
am going off for a little while
to walk a cyber mile
*wonders what present Bagel bought me
back from her travels to Italy*
back from her travels to Italy*
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
yes Suzie I am cool I think
and need an ice cold drink
am going off for a little while
to walk a cyber mile
I hope you manage that cyber mile okay
And don't get lost along the way
The ice cold drink will be welcomed then
I'm eating a few strawberries well actually ten
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
*wonders what present Bagel bought me
back from her travels to Italy*
Hiya Rexi, how are you
Hope all has gone well in what you do
Hiya suze - yes thanks, I'm well
the sun's been out, the day's been swell
I've sat in the garden and read the papers
I'm now very knowledgeable about everyone's capers
What about you - have you been having fun
sat outside, enjoying the sun?
the sun's been out, the day's been swell
I've sat in the garden and read the papers
I'm now very knowledgeable about everyone's capers
What about you - have you been having fun
sat outside, enjoying the sun?
It been raining on and off here
No thunderstorm so the air isn't clear
I've had a really boring day
But I can't have everything my way
No thunderstorm so the air isn't clear
I've had a really boring day
But I can't have everything my way
I think we're about to have a storm
it's got very dark at the mo
I think the rain is very good-mannered
to wait till the sun did go
it's got very dark at the mo
I think the rain is very good-mannered
to wait till the sun did go
It looks like we will all get storms
It's just a question of when they form
It's very polite of yours to be so polite
To wait for the sun to be out of sight
It's just a question of when they form
It's very polite of yours to be so polite
To wait for the sun to be out of sight
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
*wonders what present Bagel bought me
back from her travels to Italy*
I brought you back a massive leather bag
and it aint your usual chain store rag
its tight and bursting at its LVT seams
here!! its full of my dirty washing and creams!!
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
*wonders what present Bagel bought me
back from her travels to Italy*
I brought you back a massive leather bag
and it aint your usual chain store rag
its tight and bursting at its LVT seams
here!! its full of my dirty washing and creams!!
Thanks babe - you're all heart
What a fabulous gift
*pulls out dirty Brigit Jones type bloomers
as throught the bag she does sift*
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
*wonders what present Bagel bought me
back from her travels to Italy*
I brought you back a massive leather bag
and it aint your usual chain store rag
its tight and bursting at its LVT seams
here!! its full of my dirty washing and creams!!
Thanks babe - you're all heart
What a fabulous gift
*pulls out dirty Brigit Jones type bloomers
as throught the bag she does sift*
did you say sift or sniff?
hope me BJ nickers dont wiff!
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
did you say sift or sniff?
hope me BJ nickers dont wiff!
ewwww - too much information me dear
*shoves the knickers back in here*
I wore me tena extra thick I swear 
I must have leaked out I do declare!!
I must have leaked out I do declare!!
rude, rude woman, you really are
now shut up before I get the blues
tell me about the holiday
is there exciting news?
Did you shop for England whilst you were there?
and buy enough to fill a galleon?
Or did you stay indoors and while away the time
with an Italian stallion
now shut up before I get the blues
tell me about the holiday
is there exciting news?
Did you shop for England whilst you were there?
and buy enough to fill a galleon?
Or did you stay indoors and while away the time
with an Italian stallion
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
rude, rude woman, you really are
now shut up before I get the blues
tell me about the holiday
is there exciting news?
Did you shop for England whilst you were there?
and buy enough to fill a galleon?
Or did you stay indoors and while away the time
with an Italian stallion
I did both but nowt too naughty
coz Family are a bit haughty
they think a good Catholic girl
or I would make their hair curl!
I always buy bags and shoes when over
and the odd Italian Cashmere pullover
it was really a trip as Uncles Chaperone
and he has just been on the bleeding phone!