quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

Thank you fairy for the welcome you bring,
have to say, rhyming's not my thing,
Rabbie Burns i will never be,
but will do my best and just be meeeeeeeeeeeeee.


*message for miss fishhole*
How am i doin kiddo?

It's good to see another rhymer
Some of us are really old timers
You are doing really well
With your poems, I can tell
Your efforts are very welcome
And you are doing far better than some

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:


It's good to see another rhymer
Some of us are really old timers
You are doing really well
With your poems, I can tell
Your efforts are very welcome
And you are doing far better than some

Awwwwwwwww fairy, your kind, but give it time,
We'll soon see if my words still rhyme,
I chat a lot, am sure to stray,
and will forget about rhyming as i yak away.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


Awwwwwwwww fairy, your kind, but give it time,
We'll soon see if my words still rhyme,
I chat a lot, am sure to stray,
and will forget about rhyming as i yak away.

As long as the efforts seen
It's nice to see that you've been
We all get times when juices get dry
Or engrossed in chat that makes us stray

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
hello to all in this rhyming thread,
i've racked my brains, and scratched my head,
to make up a rhyme to post in here,
to say Hellooooooooooooooo to those i hold dear.

Well looky here..who the cat dragged in
me ol'pal Jaggy full of sin....
this thread on page one will stay..no bother
coz Jags can deffo yak like no other...

OMG, just look at that
That Jaggy one has come back
Quick fern, quick suze,
For gawds sake hide the booze

Jaggy, sweet pea, seriously glad you are here
Rhyming nicely, full of good happiness

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
OMG, just look at that
That Jaggy one has come back
Quick fern, quick suze,
For gawds sake hide the booze

Jaggy, sweet pea, seriously glad you are here
Rhyming nicely, full of good happiness

Hiya Rexi how are you
I hope you've had fun in what you do
I take it you and Jaggie are old friends
And they like the special blends

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
OMG, just look at that
That Jaggy one has come back
Quick fern, quick suze,
For gawds sake hide the booze

Jaggy, sweet pea, seriously glad you are here
Rhyming nicely, full of good happiness

Awwwwwwww my darlings, fern and rexi too,
nice to see the both of you,
Hide the booze? Fi me you say?
Aye right, that'll be the day.

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
OMG, just look at that
That Jaggy one has come back
Quick fern, quick suze,
For gawds sake hide the booze

Jaggy, sweet pea, seriously glad you are here
Rhyming nicely, full of good happiness

Hiya Rexi how are you
I hope you've had fun in what you do
I take it you and Jaggie are old friends
And they like the special blends

Hi again fairy, old friends we are,
used to prop up rexi, in the old SIT bar,
Prepare yourself, so you dont miss,
Fern and Rexi take the piss.

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
I take it you and Jaggie are old friends
And they like the special blends

Not really suze - I cannot stand her
though I wouldn't say that to her face
If I bump into her I'll say a big hello
and engulf her in an embrace
but blimey, the stories I could tell
the things that I have heard
All I can say on forum though
is she's a strange old bird

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
Awwwwwwww my darlings, fern and rexi too,
nice to see the both of you,
Hide the booze? Fi me you say?
Aye right, that'll be the day.

Jaggy - hello, how lovely to see your face
come here, let me wrap you in a warm embrace

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
OMG, just look at that
That Jaggy one has come back
Quick fern, quick suze,
For gawds sake hide the booze

Jaggy, sweet pea, seriously glad you are here
Rhyming nicely, full of good happiness

Hiya Rexi how are you
I hope you've had fun in what you do
I take it you and Jaggie are old friends
And they like the special blends

Hi again fairy, old friends we are,
used to prop up rexi, in the old SIT bar,
Prepare yourself, so you dont miss,
Fern and Rexi take the piss.

Ahhhh, I've missed you babe, where have you been?
Have you been having a second life?
Seems a bid odd to me
Isn't it just double the strife??

How was your birthday? Did you have fun?
Was there balloons and dancing and cake?
Am I right, it was your 60th one?
Or have I made a mistake

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

Hi again fairy, old friends we are,
used to prop up rexi, in the old SIT bar,
Prepare yourself, so you dont miss,
Fern and Rexi take the piss.

I thought you might be friends of old
In the way that your poems are told
I will look forward to the friendly chatter
when you lot have a jolly good natter

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

Not really suze - I cannot stand her
though I wouldn't say that to her face
If I bump into her I'll say a big hello
and engulf her in an embrace
but blimey, the stories I could tell
the things that I have heard
All I can say on forum though
is she's a strange old bird

I had the impression you liked each other
I hope she won't be any bother
The stories I'm sure will make us giggle
And have her squirming and wiggle

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
I thought you might be friends of old
In the way that your poems are told
I will look forward to the friendly chatter
when you lot have a jolly good natter

Don't tell her I told you this
but Jaggy is one of the nicest people on here
But horribly big-headed
and if she knew I said that I fear
she'd just get a bit above herself
best she stays sat on her shelf

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
I had the impression you liked each other
I hope she won't be any bother
The stories I'm sure will make us giggle
And have her squirming and wiggle

I fear she's already run away
to sort out her second life
I think she dresses in leather there
and has a subservient wife

Okay Rexi I won't tell
I hope I get to know her well
We will have to widen the doors
I hope we don't have to sit on the floor

She may be back a little later
Once she has finished her cater
Now she has found where we are
She won't wander off very far

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:


Ahhhh, I've missed you babe, where have you been?
Have you been having a second life?
Seems a bid odd to me
Isn't it just double the strife??

How was your birthday? Did you have fun?
Was there balloons and dancing and cake?
Am I right, it was your 60th one?
Or have I made a mistake

Awwwwwwwww Rexi, i have missed you too,
but i have had so much to do,
No second life, i dont play that,
but still in yoville, with me bow for a hat.

I have a farmyard too you see,
which needs a lot of time from me,
Then there's real life and work too,
Any spare hours in the day, i could borrow from you?

*whispers*
Do i have to whisper in rhyme too?

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:
*whispers*
Do i have to whisper in rhyme too?

Jaggy babe, it's terrible
you have to do everything in rhyme in here
that's why theres no men about the place
they can't multitask, me dear

The SIT is still sitting on the other side
moonie and darlo are in there most days
we could decamp there for a little while
if you don't get the rhyming craze

But I do like to see you squirm a bit
even though your rhyming is ... really quite good

*pops back in and covers ears,
cant believe the things she hears,
with leather boots up to her thighs,
stands and tutts and rolls her eyes*

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


*pops back in and covers ears,
cant believe the things she hears,
with leather boots up to her thighs,
stands and tutts and rolls her eyes*

See, see suze - told ya so
(this is one woman you don't wanna know)

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


*pops back in and covers ears,
cant believe the things she hears,
with leather boots up to her thighs,
stands and tutts and rolls her eyes*

See, see suze - told ya so
(this is one woman you don't wanna know)

This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

Ohhhh suze - your secret's safe with us
I won't tell them ladies on the bus
that you wee each time you laugh
cox that would make them laugh, not half

and I really wouldn't be that cruel

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

Ohhhh suze - your secret's safe with us
I won't tell them ladies on the bus
that you wee each time you laugh
cox that would make them laugh, not half

and I really wouldn't be that cruel

My secret I don't mind shared
As it gets you when grey haired
I'm not totally gone that way
Getting silver highlights let's just say

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:


This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

oh, fern's yer woman if its tenna's you seek,
they're in her handbag, have a peek.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


*pops back in and covers ears,
cant believe the things she hears,
with leather boots up to her thighs,
stands and tutts and rolls her eyes*

Are they yer working boots my friend
or for in the bedroom to pretend
I think they rather suit you so
but the Boob tube..well it needs to go
cos it aint pretty if you please
to see those beauties round yer knees...

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
[Getting silver highlights let's just say

Mine are being done on Saturday
bout blinking time I say

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


*pops back in and covers ears,
cant believe the things she hears,
with leather boots up to her thighs,
stands and tutts and rolls her eyes*

Are they yer working boots my friend
or for in the bedroom to pretend
I think they rather suit you so
but the Boob tube..well it needs to go
cos it aint pretty if you please
to see those beauties round yer knees...

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

Ohhhh suze - your secret's safe with us
I won't tell them ladies on the bus
that you wee each time you laugh
cox that would make them laugh, not half

and I really wouldn't be that cruel

Writes upon the toilet wall,
fairies secret, to share will all.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

oh, fern's yer woman if its tenna's you seek,
they're in her handbag, have a peek.

Will keep that info in my mind
If I need one I know she's kind

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
[Getting silver highlights let's just say

Mine are being done on Saturday
bout blinking time I say

I can't be bothered with all that stuff
The large expense if off putting enough

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:


Writes upon the toilet wall,
fairies secret, to share will all.

I can see I'm in for loads of fun
And in stitches by the time you're done

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

Ohhhh suze - your secret's safe with us
I won't tell them ladies on the bus
that you wee each time you laugh
cox that would make them laugh, not half

and I really wouldn't be that cruel

Writes upon the toilet wall,
fairies secret, to share will all.

Didn't take you long to bring smut in here
and I always love a thread thats clear
of it, coz I am pure and clean
and as angelic a forummer that you ever have seen

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
This could make very interesting reading
I hope the tenna ladies I won't be needing

Ohhhh suze - your secret's safe with us
I won't tell them ladies on the bus
that you wee each time you laugh
cox that would make them laugh, not half

and I really wouldn't be that cruel

Writes upon the toilet wall,
fairies secret, to share will all.

Didn't take you long to bring smut in here
and I always love a thread thats clear
of it, coz I am pure and clean
and as angelic a forummer that you ever have seen

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

And quite what is that to mean?
I looked, but no rhyme could be seen
Don't you bring your sarky comments over here
and not express them in verse, my dear

and a ne ne ne ne ne to you too

Right then folks, I must be grown up
and acknowledge that it's time for bed
*little rhyme about getting some sleeep
and resting my weary head*

sleep well all - Jaggy don't leave it so long next time

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Are they yer working boots my friend
or for in the bedroom to pretend
I think they rather suit you so
but the Boob tube..well it needs to go
cos it aint pretty if you please
to see those beauties round yer knees...

my beauties you refer to here,
are perkier than your spaniels ears,
i've just had a birthday, do you recall?
And i'm still the baby of you all.
Your just jellus, cant you see,
Because said boob tube looks good on meeeeee.

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Right then folks, I must be grown up
and acknowledge that it's time for bed
*little rhyme about getting some sleeep
and resting my weary head*

sleep well all - Jaggy don't leave it so long next time

Night night rexi, do sleep well,
And worry not of the tales i'll tell,
Been great to chat, well, rhyme with you,
sending lots of hugs and kisses too.

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Are they yer working boots my friend
or for in the bedroom to pretend
I think they rather suit you so
but the Boob tube..well it needs to go
cos it aint pretty if you please
to see those beauties round yer knees...

my beauties you refer to here,
are perkier than your spaniels ears,
i've just had a birthday, do you recall?
And i'm still the baby of you all.
Your just jellus, cant you see,
Because said boob tube looks good on meeeeee.

Well okay I must confess
you are the youngest of us yes..bless..
spaniels ears..I wouldn't mind
instead of ones that are hard to find
used to have a real nice pair
before the children had their share..

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

And quite what is that to mean?
I looked, but no rhyme could be seen
Don't you bring your sarky comments over here
and not express them in verse, my dear

and a ne ne ne ne ne to you too

I tried to rhyme
I really did
but couldn't find a word that rhymed with'yeah right don't make me Laff'
cept baff or naff...

Nighty night Rexi
still looking sexy...

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Jaggy Thistle:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Are they yer working boots my friend
or for in the bedroom to pretend
I think they rather suit you so
but the Boob tube..well it needs to go
cos it aint pretty if you please
to see those beauties round yer knees...

my beauties you refer to here,
are perkier than your spaniels ears,
i've just had a birthday, do you recall?
And i'm still the baby of you all.
Your just jellus, cant you see,
Because said boob tube looks good on meeeeee.

Well okay I must confess
you are the youngest of us yes..bless..
spaniels ears..I wouldn't mind
instead of ones that are hard to find
used to have a real nice pair
before the children had their share..

Aye 5 is a mighty brood to feed,
I can see why your so glum,
Where once there sat some perky boobs,
they're now down to yer bum.