quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
It's one of my cyberpal's B'day today
I'm hoping that nothing stands in her way
from having the best day ever there was
she deffo deserves it..this is becoz
she is one of the nicest people I know on here..
Jaggy!..wishing you bags of Birthday cheer!..xx

a quick note to wish jags the best

my phone network is down and i'm depressed
cant get on fb or here much just now life is a right bleedin cow

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAGS

Good Morning in the rhyming thread
I expect you're all still sleepy heads
I'm off to watch my daughter race
And cheer her on to keep her pace
She is running the Race for Life
I hope she doesn't have too much strife
So I hope you all have a great day
And everyone has time to laugh and play

ooh good luck to your daughter today
and I hope she manages to run all the way
off to pick Uncle up for Mass soon
he better behave today..the loon!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Good Morning in the rhyming thread
I expect you're all still sleepy heads
I'm off to watch my daughter race
And cheer her on to keep her pace
She is running the Race for Life
I hope she doesn't have too much strife
So I hope you all have a great day
And everyone has time to laugh and play

Good luck to your daughter Suze
it's a lovely day for a run
Maybe we should all put on our running shoes
and go out in the sun..

ooh Fern no running for me today
unless I had to quickly run away



been to Mass with Uncle I have
he reckons I am a bit of a chav

what has shocked me to point of absurd
is where did he pick up the *chav* word?

I could not resist the following song
it seems that it has been so very long
and the following song Eddie Fisher sang
always gives my heart a little prang:


Papa..Happy Fathers Day..love Allegra..xxxx

Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so wonderful

Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so good

No one could be, so gentle and so lovable

Oh, my pa-pa, he always understood.



Gone are the days when he could take me on his knee

And with a smile he'd change my tears to laughter



Oh, my pa-pa, so funny, so adorable

Always the clown so funny in his way

Oh, my pa-pa, to me he was so wonderful

Deep in my heart I miss him so today.

BAGELS WEEKLY CHAT WITH GOD

Hey you! My spirit in the deep blue sky
what a week I have had! did I hear a sigh?
Now c'mon my lord and listen to me
I am a typical Woman as you can see

Uncle is taking me to Roma in Italy
for his old Sister he wants to see
and this may be the very last time
they will share a glass of wine

And you could have knocked me down
when he said with tears of a clown
that he was paying my Airfare as well
there must be a payback...time will tell!

I went out as usual last night
but was home long before daylight
I was bored with the same ole faces
sqeezing into the same ole spaces

have got to go as am having some dinner
at Mamas and it is always a good winner
went to Mass and uncle called me a chav
he is getting too cheeky with too much sav!

tata my Lord and have a good week
speak to you again before sleep I seek

So Ms Chav you sound happy
could it be what I read on my lappy
that your visit away
you don't have to pay
Gosh! your uncle sounds a nice chappy..

Hello Peeps and how are you
I hope the sun is shining through
My daughter completed her race
And did it in a fine pace
My turn will come next year
A lot of training needed for me I fear

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Hello Peeps and how are you
I hope the sun is shining through
My daughter completed her race
And did it in a fine pace
My turn will come next year
A lot of training needed for me I fear

Well done suze's daughter
for completing the track
I think you oughta
give her a pat on the back...

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


Well done suze's daughter
for completing the track
I think you oughta
give her a pat on the back...

She knows that I'm one very proud Mum
Her feet though have gone numb
I've posted some photos on the FB place
Even her pride shone upon her face
I gave her one really huge hug
And a sloppy kiss upon her mug
So she is floating on cloud nine
I'm so proud that she is mine

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Has anyone left their husband in a poem recently?

Not that I can recall
Is he handsome dark and tall

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Has anyone left their husband in a poem recently?

a husband did you say?
what a funny old day
do you want a rhyme
of a husband leaving time?

Maybe?

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Maybe?

aha I think I know who you are
and have you came very far?

Grrrrrrr!! I've just had an arguement
with someone in our corner shop
it only took a moment
I might have gone over the top
she turned and covered me with a sneeze
I said "excuse me do you mind I dont want your disease"
she said "what is your problem?"
I said "I think you know..
a hanky you should carry for your nose to blow"
she said "don't talk to me
you're talking rubbish innit"
I said "ain't you seen the ad on TV
'catch it..bin it..kill it'"..

(Dirty cow! some peeps just have no manners)

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Grrrrrrr!! I've just had an arguement
with someone in our corner shop
it only took a moment
I might have gone over the top
she turned and covered me with a sneeze
I said "excuse me do you mind I dont want your disease"
she said "what is your problem?"
I said "I think you know..
a hanky you should carry for your nose to blow"
she said "don't talk to me
you're talking rubbish innit"
I said "ain't you seen the ad on TV
'catch it..bin it..kill it'"..

(Dirty cow! some peeps just have no manners)

I don't know what's got into peeps today
Their manners seem to have gone astray
Everyone looks out for number one
It seems to be the thing that is done

ewwwww Fern - I know just what you mean
for today I think I must have seen
every yawn, and cough and sneeze and fart
from every type, vicar to tart

I've been to London's Oxford Street
to get youngest one's birthday treat.
Top Shop, New Look, Dotty P
Miss Selfridge, River Island, I did see

That street it saps my energy
my feet feel like they don't belong to me
My daughter is now very content
the contents of my purse is spent

Hi there suze - well done to daughter
seems she did just what she oughta
and covered the course - without a blip
and collected all of her sponsorship

Hiya Rexi .... Thank you for that
She did it in 45 minutes flat
The sponsorship is about 90 pounds
But more is being donated she found

I hope your day was good to you
and you had some fun things to do

45 minutes That's amazing
She wasn't a wandering and a grazing!!
I did it once, two years ago
My sister and I wandered the course so,
my daughter and neice ran it quite fast
but I think me and sis came last!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

I hope your day was good to you
and you had some fun things to do

Read up suze ^^^ I have been busy
parting with money - oh what a tizzy!!

i haven't posted here for years
since channel 4; i'm in arrears
i know i've got a rhyme or 2
in my head to post for you...

the next few days, i'll rid of this haze
of tiredness that's crippling my brain
and find within my mind all addled
a poem or two to post, bedazzled!

Ha BB - don't hold your breath
for the day that the childbirth veil clears
I've been waiting to return to normal
for the last 19 years

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Grrrrrrr!! I've just had an arguement
with someone in our corner shop
it only took a moment
I might have gone over the top
she turned and covered me with a sneeze
I said "excuse me do you mind I dont want your disease"
she said "what is your problem?"
I said "I think you know..
a hanky you should carry for your nose to blow"
she said "don't talk to me
you're talking rubbish innit"
I said "ain't you seen the ad on TV
'catch it..bin it..kill it'"..

(Dirty cow! some peeps just have no manners)

I don't know what's got into peeps today
Their manners seem to have gone astray
Everyone looks out for number one
It seems to be the thing that is done

Oh dear! suze
Am I showing my age
I don't usually get in a rage
but she annoyed me with her disregard
for others within a yard
of her sharing her germs to all who were there
others too grumbled but only could stare..

hello fern
how you doin

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
hello fern
how you doin

Rexi
are ya feeling sexy...

so you're all spent up
and fit to drop
after taking your daughter
to every highstreet shop..
they do it so easy don't they
the youth of today
spending in one shop
what we earn in a day
My daughter has got it down to an art
when my money and me she wants to part..

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Maybe?

aha I think I know who you are
and have you came very far?

i'd love to knows
i'll come to blows
this one winds me up
regarding a kittten vs a pup

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Ha BB - don't hold your breath
for the day that the childbirth veil clears
I've been waiting to return to normal
for the last 19 years Big Grin Big Grin

oh don't tell me that,
i need some cheer
and that;s a fact.

BB

This childbirth malarky is a great excuse
for brains that have lost some of their use
and for moods that are sometimes extreme
and for things you say that perhaps you don't mean
Don't ever think of it as bad
It's brilliant Gives you an excuse to be be mad
I would never want to go back to as I was before
It's an adventure, this mummy thing, encore encore

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
BB

This childbirth malarky is a great excuse
for brains that have lost some of their use
and for moods that are sometimes extreme
and for things you say that perhaps you don't mean
Don't ever think of it as bad
It's brilliant Gives you an excuse to be be mad
I would never want to go back to as I was before
It's an adventure, this mummy thing, encore encore

i actually really want to go
to work again; it's wrong i know.
on one hand i want to be with him,
but its driving me to drink the gin.

Fancy that.

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i actually really want to go
to work again; it's wrong i know.
on one hand i want to be with him,
but its driving me to drink the gin.

Ahhhh, well, I can understand that
I missed my work like mad
till I went back, when he was three months
and I though I would feel really bad

I dropped him off at the childminders
and sat on my own in my car
and you wanna know the honest truth?
It was the bestest feeling by far

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Fancy that.

hello

As long as good childcare is put into place
there is no reason a person can't rejoin the rat race
it certainly doesn't mean you're a bad person at all
only you know what's best for you..tis your call..

Aaaaaatissssshhhhoooooo
LC, is that you?
You know you always make me sneeze
*reaches for febrese*

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Aaaaaatissssshhhhoooooo
LC, is that you?
You know you always make me sneeze
*reaches for febrese*

Oh my!..bless you
here have a tissue...

quote:

Originally posted by The Little Cat:

quote:

Originally posted by Pol Pot Noodle:
Fancy that.

hello

brum brum

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Aaaaaatissssshhhhoooooo
LC, is that you?
You know you always make me sneeze
*reaches for febrese*

Oh my!..bless you
here have a tissue...

cheers fern *blows snotty nose*
every time I see that cat
I sneeze so loudly, nose I blows
it really is a good job that...

I quite like LC really

Rhymers all - tis time to go
and rest my head - doncha know

nighties

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Rhymers all - tis time to go
and rest my head - doncha know

nighties

Nighty night
sleep tight..