quote:

Originally posted by San:
Hi, Bagel, I do not wish to deceive
So I'll let you know, before I leave,
Back in the days of channel four
Once or twice I entered the door
Of the thread in which you all speak in rhyme
I'm not a newb, I just wear a new frock

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
no one has a mind like yours
or they would be breaking laws
of smutty thoughts and the like
*bet she tells me to go for a hike*

quote:

Originally posted by San:
Hi, Bagel, I do not wish to deceive
So I'll let you know, before I leave,
Back in the days of channel four
Once or twice I entered the door
Of the thread in which you all speak in rhyme
I'm not a newb, I just wear a new frock

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by San:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:


Oh, that was really spooky
we posted at the same time
do our great minds think alike?
Is your mind like mine?

I dont think I'm as smutty as you, Rexi
Though I think I am twice as sexy

Smutty? Smutty? Just what have you heard?
I can assure you I'm not that kind of bird

I'm quiet and demure, intelligent and clever
and smut never passes my lips, no, not never

(ish)

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Ummmm..OKay!..*has a little snigger*
I spy your nose growing bigger...

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Ummmm..OKay!..*has a little snigger*
I spy your nose growing bigger...

I haven't talked a load of smut
since Wotty disappeared, but
talk dirty Fern and we shall see
if your words start to excite me

don't I sound pervy?

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
You do a bit..but that's okay
each to their own in every way..

quote:

Originally posted by San:
'Hello' in here to one and all
You are all very cool

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Goodnight to all my chums in here
to talk to you gives me good cheer
But now I need to go to bed
and lay next to him with snorey head


Nighty night

quote:

Originally posted by San:
I have found a way to tell you my old name
Sorry it has to be done by game
Look around and you'll soon know
And understand why I am 'laying low'

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Wow! I am in shock!
does my Uncle mock?
he has offered to pay
fare to Italy each way!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Wow! I am in shock!
does my Uncle mock?
he has offered to pay
fare to Italy each way!!!

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
It's one of my cyberpal's B'day today
I'm hoping that nothing stands in her way
from having the best day ever there was
she deffo deserves it..this is becoz
she is one of the nicest people I know on here..
Jaggy!..wishing you bags of Birthday cheer!..xx

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Good Morning to all you lovely Peeps
Wishing this sun is here for keeps
I hope you all have a great day today
And you have plenty of time to play

It seems hunting season is here
A reminder of the rules have appeared
I hope none of you are finding it hard
Or charging into battle and getting barred

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Wow! I am in shock!
does my Uncle mock?
he has offered to pay
fare to Italy each way!!!

Picks Bagel up off floor
"come on Bagel tell us more"
is it guilt that spurs him on
or is he just a good person..

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

I think its great that we have been told
and Daves idea on me has been sold
newcomers should not be treated with distain
from others who find it hard to restrain

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

I think its great that we have been told
and Daves idea on me has been sold
newcomers should not be treated with distain
from others who find it hard to restrain

It's a shame that Peeps hold a grudge
And from the past they do not budge
But hopefully Dave's very wise advice
Shall make this forum friendly and nice

Hello to you by the way
I hope you have a really great day

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

oh yes I am happy as can be
coz am now at work you see
meant to be reading some stuff
but am on me own..so tough!!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

oh yes I am happy as can be
coz am now at work you see
meant to be reading some stuff
but am on me own..so tough!!

Glad to hear you're having a ball
But on your own can be a tough call
I hope your motivation soon returns
But having fun really yearns
Are you there all today
Or do you have plenty of time to play

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


I have a project to finish
which I wont let diminish
until I am ready to go
coz this bits freelance so

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Oooh! I'm babysitting in a little while
for a baby boy with an A1 smile
he's only just three months old
I love babies at that age..they're pure gold..

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Oooh! I'm babysitting in a little while
for a baby boy with an A1 smile
he's only just three months old
I love babies at that age..they're pure gold..

Hiya Slimfern .... how are you ?
Aaawww that's sweet I bet he's a cutey too
I hope it doesn't make you broody
And making you all moody

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
I'm so naughty when BB's on TV
I forget about my mates on here you see
But I've just popped in for a little rhyme
To check if the rhymers are all just fine
I had a weekend away last week with all the family
My sister and our grandkids we had fun beyond belief
I wish my rhyming skills were such that I could tell you all
But I'll leave it to your imagination .and just say we had a ball!

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


I used to get broody..but now I am cured
In an hour they'll return..of this I'm assured
there will come a time when a gran I'll become
from one of the 5 to whom I am Mum..
Until then I'll make do with a lend
of the three month old belonging to a friend..

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:


I used to get broody..but now I am cured
In an hour they'll return..of this I'm assured
there will come a time when a gran I'll become
from one of the 5 to whom I am Mum..
Until then I'll make do with a lend
of the three month old belonging to a friend..

I'm glad you manage to fine a cure
He's hard to give back I'm sure
A mum of 5 is a wonderful thing
It would make my heart really sing
OH decided he only wanted one
Shame he didn't tell me before, bit what's done is done

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

Four sons I had and finally a daughter
they filled my life with love and laughter
and although they are no longer small
infact the boys are each over 6ft tall
I still get a cuddle whenever I need
and comical antics are on constant feed..

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


I have a project to finish
which I wont let diminish
until I am ready to go
coz this bits freelance so

I love having a great project to do
Really gets you thinking I find, don't you ?
Freelancing sounds like a really good idea
Working your own time with enough money for wine or beer

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Oooh! I'm babysitting in a little while
for a baby boy with an A1 smile
he's only just three months old
I love babies at that age..they're pure gold..

quote:

Originally posted by Soozy woo:
I'm so naughty when BB's on TV
I forget about my mates on here you see
But I've just popped in for a little rhyme
To check if the rhymers are all just fine
I had a weekend away last week with all the family
My sister and our grandkids we had fun beyond belief
I wish my rhyming skills were such that I could tell you all
But I'll leave it to your imagination .and just say we had a ball!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


I have a project to finish
which I wont let diminish
until I am ready to go
coz this bits freelance so

I love having a great project to do
Really gets you thinking I find, don't you ?
Freelancing sounds like a really good idea
Working your own time with enough money for wine or beer

well it is for someone at work
and I could not say no or shirk