For me, my job is about saving lives
Whether son, daughter, husband or wives
So the job satisfaction is so great
Hopefully the equipment doesn't get there too late
The location of work is so serene
The beautiful countryside can be seen

So pleased you have a good job too
It really helps to see you through
Giving our lives such sense of purpose
And that will always stay with us

You have a very admirable career..
not one I could do though I fear
others bodily fluids make me feel sick
So not a career that I could really pick..

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
You have a very admirable career..
not one I could do though I fear
others bodily fluids make me feel sick
So not a career that I could really pick..

I'm as queazy as you with blood and guts
Seeing people in pain would drive me nuts
What I do is service the operating stuff
Making sure they are cutting enough
So no blood and guts for me to see
Just servicing what needs to be
It all works on technology called ultra sound
I fix the problems on them that can be found
Then off to the hospitals they go
Onto another operation that will smoothy flow

ooh I am late today
not good at all I say
going to have bite to eat
and after in here will meet

Hello to those in here
I hope you are all of good cheer
Life has been good to me today
And things have definitely gone my way

gawd I have been so busy today
a Niece is in the "Family way"
and said she felt *faint and dizzy*
and was in a right ole tizzy

so I rushed to pick her up from mall
ooh she does keep us on the ball

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
gawd I have been so busy today
a Niece is in the "Family way"
and said she felt *faint and dizzy*
and was in a right ole tizzy

so I rushed to pick her up from mall
ooh she does keep us on the ball

I hope you have your feet up now
And what a day you've had wow
Hope your niece is now doing fine
and you have had time to dine

BAGELS WEEKLY CHAT WITH GOD

Ooh Lord sorry its been a little while
well, 2 weeks I think give or take a mile
since I had a good rhyme or two with my
fave spirit man in the big blue sky

I still been going to Mass every week though
and Confession on Saturdays and that is so
to admit my sins and get the Hail Marys to say
in my prayers which I do say every day

well I caught a sinner today at Mass I did
and he hissed at me like a snakey hissing sid
it was my Uncle pocketing petrol money to seek
from his pals who I give lifts to each week

So I said in front of the whole bliddy lot
"save petrol money for your pension pot
and Uncle thankyou for collecting each week
and now a cheque off of you for amount I seek"!!

His face was a picture of suprise and disgust
one of his old pals had grassed him as they must
and I got a cheque off him for whole amount
after I had totted up the 6 months amount

the other week when I had no cash on me
for collection, he lent me a fifty pee
then the next week asked for it back
and I got him this week on the rack!!

so all in all its been an up and down week
and one day in here when I was feeling weak
I had a lot of support in every single way
and it surely did really make my day

one last thing Lord.now about last night
I KNOW I did not go out until past midnight
and I KNOW I strolled in today at 8'oclock
after a night playing *find the sock*

I KNOW I should change before going to church
but I gorra give the ole geezers a wee lurch
and watch there flushed faces and heart flutter
waiting for me to walk in looking like butter

so yes I suppose I did sin today as well
with tight dress in mass showing clevage swell
while the Nuns stuck noses in the musty air
and Uncle looking like he wanted to swear

but what would that sin be called I must
look it up....ah yes the sin of LUST
that ole Devil keeps enticing me my Lord
and I am human, especially when bored

sorry its been longer chat than usual, so it has
and I promise next time I go on the razz
I will get changed before mass I attend
coz I love you my very best Friend

Amen

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
gawd I have been so busy today
a Niece is in the "Family way"
and said she felt *faint and dizzy*
and was in a right ole tizzy

so I rushed to pick her up from mall
ooh she does keep us on the ball

I hope you have your feet up now
And what a day you've had wow
Hope your niece is now doing fine
and you have had time to dine

just off to bed soon my lovely suzie
coz feeling tired and little woozy
see you tomorrow as usual in here
I have morning of cheer cheer

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

just off to bed soon my lovely suzie
coz feeling tired and little woozy
see you tomorrow as usual in here
I have morning of cheer cheer

I hope you sleep really well
And no morning alarm bell
I hope your day tomorrow is good
And everthing as it should

So it's now 45 mins past something silly o'clock
and I'm sat here dressed in my working frock
ready to go and earn a days pay
serving customers the Sainsburys way
Will be there for an eight hour stretch
then the usual groceries home I will fetch
for dinner..god knows what that will be
After that I'll give time to little ol me
So I'll see you then my rhyming friends
Good thoughts to all of you I send...s..

Good Morning to all in the rhyming thread
I hope you don't have a too sleepy head
Time to get ready for another work day
Soon I'll be driving on my way
Hope you all have a great time
I think that it for my morning rhyme

Morning all in here
my bed is very near
another lie in today
morning off woohey!!

I would like to linger in this thread
But now it's time to go and get fed
Almost lunchtime so off I go
but I'll be back later to read some more.

Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

quote:

Originally posted by Penelope Pitstop:
I would like to linger in this thread
But now it's time to go and get fed
Almost lunchtime so off I go
but I'll be back later to read some more.

Hi PP and welcome to here
I hear a kettle boiling near
lets have a nice cuppa tea
have a bagel too hehe

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

ooh Fern I aint got a coat
outside is like a moat

Good evening to all you lovely Peeps
I hope fit and well you keeps
I have had a slow journey home
As lots of cars down here have come
It took and hour and a half to drive
But luckily my car and I survive

the weather is bad tonight
with thunder and rain in sight
I have pulled my blinds down
and just hope I do not drown!

I think I am off to bed soon
nite nite from a rhyming loon

Good Morning to all of you
Wishing you fun in what you do
I hope the sun will be shining bright
Making our spirits feel happy and bright

Good morning Folks
another day is here
hope it brings you happiness
and boatloads of good cheer...

Hi Suzie and Fern
weathers had a turn
I got caught last night
in the thunder and light
without a bliddy coat tho
and was soaking wet so

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Penelope Pitstop:
I would like to linger in this thread
But now it's time to go and get fed
Almost lunchtime so off I go
but I'll be back later to read some more.

Hi PP and welcome to here
I hear a kettle boiling near
lets have a nice cuppa tea
have a bagel too hehe

thanks for the offer of tea
i'll be right there, but first need a pee!

I see it's Freddie & Cairon up for eviction.
Those 2 woudn't have been my prediction.
I was hoping Lisa's name might be wanting.
For all the shouting, puffing and panting.
I can't see poor Freddie leaving.
As Cairon leaves us all heaving.
It may be a shock to some of them.
To see Freddie back there once again.

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:
I see it's Freddie & Cairon up for eviction.
Those 2 woudn't have been my prediction.
I was hoping Lisa's name might be wanting.
For all the shouting, puffing and panting.
I can't see poor Freddie leaving.
As Cairon leaves us all heaving.
It may be a shock to some of them.
To see Freddie back there once again.

Ooooooh! I would Love that..to see Lisa's face
On Friday when Freddie wins the two headed race
I can't see it going any other way
coz Cairon has been coarse from the very first day
his swearing and antics are not pleasant to behold
whereas Freddie in his twerpy way has been noble and bold
I probs won't be doing any voting
it's too early in the show
I like to save my money for those
I really dont want to go
like Angel..I'm liking her
she's placid and interesting to see
If I were in that crazy house
I'd make Lisa leave Angel be
Infact lisa has nothing about her
cept being a Lesbian..didn't ya know
not sure if she's mentioned it
through the duration of the show..

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

ooh Fern I aint got a coat
outside is like a moat

You sure that it's rain Bagel
and that your mind ain't playing games
you haven't done a bit of sleepwalking
and ended up in the Thames...

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

ooh Fern I aint got a coat
outside is like a moat

You sure that it's rain Bagel
and that your mind ain't playing games
you haven't done a bit of sleepwalking
and ended up in the Thames...

I wrote that wet rhyme last night
when thunder and ligtening in sight
I got drenched just running to car
managed to keep hair intact so far!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

ooh Fern I aint got a coat
outside is like a moat

You sure that it's rain Bagel
and that your mind ain't playing games
you haven't done a bit of sleepwalking
and ended up in the Thames...

I wrote that wet rhyme last night
when thunder and ligtening in sight
I got drenched just running to car
managed to keep hair intact so far!

The thunder roared
the lightening flashed
heaven and earth were shaken
the little pig cocked up his tail
and ran to save his bacon...

were you that little piggie Bagel...

Good evening to the poets at heart
In here I thought I would dart
To find out how everyone's been
I hope life hasn't treated you too mean
Life should be about laughter and fun
I do hope you have seen the sun

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Well thats another days work over for me
now I have to decide whats for tea
could have cottage pie or toad in the hole
corned beef hash or casserole
maybe I'll not cook a meal at all
just use chineses number on my wall..

ooh Fern I aint got a coat
outside is like a moat

You sure that it's rain Bagel
and that your mind ain't playing games
you haven't done a bit of sleepwalking
and ended up in the Thames...

I wrote that wet rhyme last night
when thunder and ligtening in sight
I got drenched just running to car
managed to keep hair intact so far!

The thunder roared
the lightening flashed
heaven and earth were shaken
the little pig cocked up his tail
and ran to save his bacon...

were you that little piggie Bagel...

why yes I was and how did you know?
that I was that little piggy so
I actually ran across a big Park
with nowhere to shelter and dark
the lightening just missed my buckle
and as I ran I worriedly bit my knuckle

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:
I see it's Freddie & Cairon up for eviction.
Those 2 woudn't have been my prediction.
I was hoping Lisa's name might be wanting.
For all the shouting, puffing and panting.
I can't see poor Freddie leaving.
As Cairon leaves us all heaving.
It may be a shock to some of them.
To see Freddie back there once again.

I have not watched this BB10 at all
but Mama is having a real ball
with her pals they have a prediction
on who will face the public eviction

they take it very seroiusly indeed
while watching whilst drinking mead
and woe betide anyone who may phone
coz phones ignored and left alone

I must go to my cozy bed
and rest my tired head
see ya all tomorrow in here
for some more good rhyming cheer!

Hello there all you rhyming peeps
Have you all gone off for sleeps?
Aw well, I'll catch you all in the morn
when a bright new sunny day will dawn

Rexi where the hell you been?
I have missed you my lil queen
I hope an abscence note you have
and not written by a chav!!

my lovely Soozy Woo
where oh where are you?
I know I got yo on fb
but I like you in rhymee

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Rexi where the hell you been?
I have missed you my lil queen
I hope an abscence note you have
and not written by a chav!!

My rhyming brain, it went away
I couldn't think of what to say
But now my mojo has returned
so, consider yourself un-spurned

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Rexi where the hell you been?
I have missed you my lil queen
I hope an abscence note you have
and not written by a chav!!

My rhyming brain, it went away
I couldn't think of what to say
But now my mojo has returned
so, consider yourself un-spurned

ooh I am hounored to be sure
glad you have found a cure
I dont have time to lose rhyme
or this would be on page nine!!

My brain it is quite addled
I'm trying to work out
IFs and ANDs and NOTs and ORs
in Excel, what's that about

Actually, it is quite facinating
and it makes me look quite clever
I got people looking at me
going, 'blimey, well I never'!!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
My brain it is quite addled
I'm trying to work out
IFs and ANDs and NOTs and ORs
in Excel, what's that about

Actually, it is quite facinating
and it makes me look quite clever
I got people looking at me
going, 'blimey, well I never'!!

what about the formulas on there?
they make me pull out my hair
percentages and commission too
it does the whole lot for you

I remember many moons ago
I was temping up by soho
an ARCHITECT wanted a PA
"oh yes" I heard myself say
I am a dab hand at Excel the lot
guess what? I did not know a jot!!