Morning Rhymmers
just popped in to say
Hope each and everyone of you
has a brilliant day..
Am not at work..well paid work that is
but have loadsa chores that I cannot miss
they're glaring at me as we speak
refusing to budge..Bloody Cheek!
so I best get a wriggle on before it's too late
Don't want Dad coming for lunch
with the house in a state...

well I awoke to the alarm this morning
and I was really sleepy and a yawning
when all of a sudden it just hit me
I was working from home this morn hehe

ooh it was a lovely feeling
after alarm set me reeling
that I could get back in bed
and return to the land of zed!

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Originally posted by slimfern:
Morning Rhymmers
just popped in to say
Hope each and everyone of you
has a brilliant day..
Am not at work..well paid work that is
but have loadsa chores that I cannot miss
they're glaring at me as we speak
refusing to budge..Bloody Cheek!
so I best get a wriggle on before it's too late
Don't want Dad coming for lunch
with the house in a state...

ooh dont talk to me about housework
at which I every day really shirk
I have someone who comes in to "do"
but I like cleaning my own loo

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Morning Rhymmers
just popped in to say
Hope each and everyone of you
has a brilliant day..
Am not at work..well paid work that is
but have loadsa chores that I cannot miss
they're glaring at me as we speak
refusing to budge..Bloody Cheek!
so I best get a wriggle on before it's too late
Don't want Dad coming for lunch
with the house in a state...

ooh dont talk to me about housework
at which I every day really shirk
I have someone who comes in to "do"
but I like cleaning my own loo

Would love someone to come in to 'do'
my home would be clean.. right the way through
but would have to have a spring clean first
seeing this mess..a cleaner would be fit to burst..

well tonights the night
and while still light
the one hit 16 wannabees
will their moment of glory seize

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
well tonights the night
and while still light
the one hit 16 wannabees
will their moment of glory seize

Ooooh Yes..exciting stuff
they say this year will be really tough
No beds! No chairs and porridge to eat
looks like we may be in for a treat..

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Originally posted by slimfern:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
well tonights the night
and while still light
the one hit 16 wannabees
will their moment of glory seize

Ooooh Yes..exciting stuff
they say this year will be really tough
No beds! No chairs and porridge to eat
looks like we may be in for a treat..

I will nip in here when its on
when my visitors have gone
and watch the threads on BB spout up
and run amok like a nawty pup!

Evening to you lovely peeps
In here I hope the peace we keeps
Hoping the day was good for you
And all went well in what you do

wont be peaceful in here
bb threads been opened dear
gonna get all the nutters now
when they have had a BB row!

never got to see any of BB ten
coz had to pop back to work hen
had brought keys home by mistake
and panic and drama did I make

nighty nite all
y'all have a ball

Good Morning all you lovely Peeps
Another sunny day for us to leap
Friday is with us again
Tonight we can entertain
Hope you all have a great day
And everything keeps going your way

Well what can I say
bout this years lot
there's deffo an air
of a melting pot
from several nations
they have come
to make BB
they're summertime home
will have to wait
to see what unfolds
as the days roll on
what the near future holds
There isn't one
that stands out for me yet
so I won't hold my breath
or put on a bet
till the novelty wears thin
and they drop they're facades
when the arguing starts
and they're showing their cards...

I have not seen the BB guests yet
but how far from british can you get?
from what I have read on forum here
their aint a lorra locals dear!

They do seem a nice lot to start the show.
But after a while, who's to know.
I don't know how they are going to eat.
And to sit down when there's not even a seat.
The 16 that went in will soon be less.
As these task will cause a lot of stress.
I hope some make the grade.
Or the shows interest will surely fade.
There are a lot of very pretty girls.
And a feller with some rather fine curls.
We'll just have to see over time.
But for me I think it will be fine.

I will try to catch sight
of the catch up tonight

Evening Peeps I'm home from work
I thought I have a quick lurk
Now I'm here just to say
I hope you've all had a great day
Hope to chat away to you all
When a bit later on I call

I've just got back from seeing the geezer
Who's meant to be working on my "Beeza"
Now steam is coming from my ears
Because i've waited over 2 years!

All I want now we have some sun
Is to kick that engine and have some fun
So now Ive given HIM a date
I said I'm not prepared to wait

So come the summer I plan to be
Out on the roads, riding free
If you hear a Brit that's loud and frightening
Look out for Oxy on his Lightning!

The good thing is I am still fonder
Of my ageing Vee-Four Honda
And so if it's a day to bike
I can use that one if I like

I just so wish that people would
keep their promises-make them good
A lot of let-downs I can stand
But this is 1 year later than planned!

Ive kept my cool and let him be
But he has just forgotten me!
So now it's time-I've had enough
I said my piece and I got tough

July 31st is your last day
GIVE ME BACK MY B.S.A.!

So sorry to hear this news Mike
That is a long time to wait for a Bike
Is he renovating it like new
Or just rebuilding it for you

It sounds like it's your pride and Joy
And not just another big boys toy
I hope your deadline is met
As I'm sure that man will deeply regret

I guess it was a wee bit naughty
I treated myself when I turned forty
Old cars and bikes are what I favour
I hoped it'd be a joy to savour

But after just 100 miles
A rattling noise took away my smiles
The engine died a horrible death
When I saw the damage-I caught my breath!

And so I decided-on the spot
Restore it - make it really hot
How much it cost I didn't care
Because it is so ultra rare

I know that soon the bike will be
Gleaming for the world to see
Before my memories disappear
Of using my right foot to change gear!

The endless hours sourcing parts
Will all be worth it when she starts
And then on Youtube there will be
A video for the world to see!

So fingers crossed that end July
My Golden shiny bike and I
Can spend a few delightful days
Underneath the summer rays

The only dampener on my thrill
Is having to pay the final bill
Cos by the end this bike will stand
Me in for 6 to 7 grand!

You only live once so watch this space
For the biggest ever smiley face!

Wow it must be a major thing
And I bet she will purr and sing
Can't wait to see your pride and joy
I'm talking about you bike you nawty boy

It will be a delight to see
watching you dance with glee
And yes you do have to make the best
Of what life gives you for your quest

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Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Evening Peeps I'm home from work
I thought I have a quick lurk
Now I'm here just to say
I hope you've all had a great day
Hope to chat away to you all
When a bit later on I call

aww suzie I miss you in the day
when from rhyme thread tou are away
but its nice to see you after work
when you come in and rhyme and not shirk

ooh Mike I once had a motorbyke
not as posh or fast as yours like
but I would go on it everwhere
and put my shopping in top box too
bit dodgy when I had had a few

crashed it a few times along the way
and still miss my byke to this very day

Hello to you Bagel Queen
I'm glad that you I have seen
Hoping that you've had a great day
And all is happily going your way

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Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Hello to you Bagel Queen
I'm glad that you I have seen
Hoping that you've had a great day
And all is happily going your way

well the weekend is here
need I say more my dear!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Hello to you Bagel Queen
I'm glad that you I have seen
Hoping that you've had a great day
And all is happily going your way

well the weekend is here
need I say more my dear!!

That definitely is a magic word
I'm sure there is drinking that will occur
Must celebrate my special week's quest
Of no smoking it is my personnal best

well I am off for a while
have had a good ole smile
and gagajoy tonight been good
starting to settle in the new 'hood

Congratulations!
and celebrations
coz it really is no joke
to break a habit after many a year
to refrain from having a smoke..
So thumbs up Suzie
you're doing really well
keep it going..You know you wanna
I can just tell..

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Originally posted by slimfern:
Congratulations!
and celebrations
coz it really is no joke
to break a habit after many a year
to refrain from having a smoke..
So thumbs up Suzie
you're doing really well
keep it going..You know you wanna
I can just tell..

Thank you Slimfern so very much
My soul is so deeply touched
That peeps are so supportive to me
It makes me jump and skip with glee
Kind messages just like this
Gives me strength and total bliss
So glad I've not let you down
Soon I will treat myself with a trip to town

morning all on this miserable weather
best to wear your coat of leather
then the raim will just dribble down
and you wont look so much as a clown

Good Morning to all you Peeps
Those grey clouds across the sky creeps
But I suppose the plants need watering
And we can't have too much of a good thing

So whatever you are doing today
I hope you get time to play
Have some fun and great laughter
And make this day a happily ever after

It's wet here too suze, ah - who cares?
The day, it just won't be good
Next door neighbours are laying a drive
at the front of their 'hood

The people doing it are not very nice
They play music loudly all day
they shout and they swear, they're really quite gross
I wish they'd finish it, then go away

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Originally posted by Rexi:
It's wet here too suze, ah - who cares?
The day, it just won't be good
Next door neighbours are laying a drive
at the front of their 'hood

The people doing it are not very nice
They play music loudly all day
they shout and they swear, they're really quite gross
I wish they'd finish it, then go away

That doesn't sound like a very good day
Poor Rexi this is definitely not going your way
What is it about people these days
That consideration is part of the old ways
I hope you'll soon be rid of them
and soon have a day as bright as a gem

Now I've started ranting
Don't know if I can stop
As well as all the noise and stuff
Their work, it ain't much cop

The road outside is covered
with mud that they've just slung about
The path is blocked by bricks and stuff
Ahhhhhh - it's enough to make me shout

and breath

Hi Rexi and Suzie today
ooh rexi what can I say?
I had a dog barking all night
in its garden till daylight

3 nights on the row now
and the owner is a cow
leaves the dog alone alot
she should be bliddy shot

If it happens again tonight
and dog barks till daylight
will call the RSPCA to go in
Poor dog in rain making a din

I say!! well well well
you never can tell
who is your friend
who fakes hugs do send

not anyone on here
somewhere else near

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I say!! well well well
you never can tell
who is your friend
who fakes hugs do send

not anyone on here
somewhere else near

It's seems that some like to fake
Invent a character for heaven's sake
I do not see the point of that
They only end up looking a prat

Good luck to them that do
I'm hope they have good memories too
Cos lying takes alot of time
and soon are exposed of their crime

Right I'm off to the city centre
Into Devon I will enter
Then will have a look around
And maybe visit the Plymouth Sound

Maybe there's summat in the water
coz My neighbours got a noisy daughter
drunk and spoiling for a fight
her fella was in for a terbulant night
at 17 she is the eldest of 8
she shouldn't be getting into such a state
But their Mum likes her drink,she gets drunk alot
No wonder the daughter is losing the plot..

have they got a barking dog
and when drunk go the whole hog?
we could be talking about same
if same place we both came
I keep getting you mixed up on f bee
just say your initials to me

I can not beleive the hype
some have over a certain type
live and let live is all I say
life is to short to lose a day

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
have they got a barking dog
and when drunk go the whole hog?
we could be talking about same
if same place we both came
I keep getting you mixed up on f bee
just say your initials to me

Two dogs infact is what they own
not a sound from them though
so no reason to moan
just the demon drinkers
that kick up a stink
some folk should not be allowed to drink..

JS is me
on F Bee..