Hello rhymers it's been a while
Thought I'd say have still a smokeless smile
I hope you've all had a real good day
And you've had alot of sun your way

Are you jewish, Bagel?

quote:

Originally posted by One Man Band:
Are you jewish, Bagel?

why are you
jewish too?

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Hello rhymers it's been a while
Thought I'd say have still a smokeless smile
I hope you've all had a real good day
And you've had alot of sun your way

ooh well done suzie mate
and do not hesitate
to come on here if craving
and join the rhyming raving

oops one man band forgot to say
not Jewish but known a few in my day!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


ooh well done suzie mate
and do not hesitate
to come on here if craving
and join the rhyming raving

Will do that Bagel Queen
Such great support I have seen
Thank you very much for that
I feel quite warm inside where I'm sat

With having a name like Bagel, Bagel, I thought I would ask.

I'm not Jewish but Rasfanjhani.

quote:

Originally posted by One Man Band:
With having a name like Bagel, Bagel, I thought I would ask.

I'm not Jewish but Rasfanjhani.

why dont you rhyme in here
or is this a wind up dear?
I used to have a bagel shop
with my Jewish pal and pop

Rhyme without meter is useless, Bagel.

quote:

Originally posted by One Man Band:
Rhyme without meter is useless, Bagel.

this is a fun thread you know
if you want to be serious though
open up another thread to today
and hey ho! we can have a say

are you from Iran?
and of arabic clan?

The sun has been shining all day long,
The air filled with sweet birdsong,
The smell of barbecue is everywhere,
As the summer sun, we all share.

quote:

Originally posted by MrsB:
The sun has been shining all day long,
The air filled with sweet birdsong,
The smell of barbecue is everywhere,
As the summer sun, we all share.

The Thames is looking like glass
as the sun does over it pass
have had a chilling day in sun
saying hello to all and everyone

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by MrsB:
The sun has been shining all day long,
The air filled with sweet birdsong,
The smell of barbecue is everywhere,
As the summer sun, we all share.

The Thames is looking like glass
as the sun does over it pass
have had a chilling day in sun
saying hello to all and everyone

It's great to see you've both had some sun
And been out having enormous fun
Tomorrow I'm back at work, hurrah
And I'll be having fun driving my car

Havn't been in here for evvaa
See, ryhming, i'm not all that clever
Tis a shame we not all on one page
I forget you see, but thankyou Bage

and to all other ryhmers

quote:

Originally posted by One Man Band:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by One Man Band:
Rhyme without meter is useless, Bagel.

this is a fun thread you know
if you want to be serious though
open up another thread to today
and hey ho! we can have a say

are you from Iran?
and of arabic clan?

I'm Rafsanjhani seed, descendent of the great Jhelumba FirecrackerFanny.

That still don't ryhme
Do you need more time

Oh a poem by Oxy Oxlong is here I see,
This thread must be the place to be!
It is a jolly little place,
I must pop in more often just incase....


...I miss something

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Oh a poem by Oxy Oxlong is here I see,
This thread must be the place to be!
It is a jolly little place,
I must pop in more often just incase....


...I miss something

all we ask is for peeps to rhyme
and if they not got the time
to go in an unrhyming thread
and talk and talk off their head

My debit card got swallowed
but I havent been sad and wallowed
Im happy not eating junk food
its put me in a good mood

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
My debit card got swallowed
but I havent been sad and wallowed
Im happy not eating junk food
its put me in a good mood

I hope you get your card back soon
Before you starve and swoon
I know you used the last you had
To feed your cat with a whiskas fad

Oi I sent you a fiver, dude,
You should be in a fantastic mood!
A fiver from a Scot is precious you see,
About as rare as a monkey licking a bee.

Bagel Queen I want to thank you
I really glad you do what you do
So shout out all you need
I hope soon we'll succeed
In ridding us of this lord
maybe we'll get him a sword
As a nice house warming gift
When his thread we have to sift

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Oi I sent you a fiver, dude,
You should be in a fantastic mood!
A fiver from a Scot is precious you see,
About as rare as a monkey licking a bee.

You would have got a pound coin Mike
Only it would have cost more to post, like!

I lost my debit card last week
and everywhere I did so seek
before ringing to cancel it
then found it where I sit!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Bagel Queen I want to thank you
I really glad you do what you do
So shout out all you need
I hope soon we'll succeed
In ridding us of this lord
maybe we'll get him a sword
As a nice house warming gift
When his thread we have to sift

aww thanku suzie and thats ok
coz at the end of the day
I am my own person on here
and have no one to impress dear
trouble makers can do what they like
but in rhyme thread? they can take a hike!

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Oi I sent you a fiver, dude,
You should be in a fantastic mood!
A fiver from a Scot is precious you see,
About as rare as a monkey licking a bee.

You would have got a pound coin Mike
Only it would have cost more to post, like!

what about that bleedin 50pee?
what my Uncle asked of me
I give him a lift to Mass I do
but he is such a tight shrew!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I lost my debit card last week
and everywhere I did so seek
before ringing to cancel it
then found it where I sit!

Did it slip down the side of the chair?
With a lipstick, clips and strands of hair
I do it all the time
Why under the cushion is sooo much grime

Well mine is anyways

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Oi I sent you a fiver, dude,
You should be in a fantastic mood!
A fiver from a Scot is precious you see,
About as rare as a monkey licking a bee.

You would have got a pound coin Mike
Only it would have cost more to post, like!

what about that bleedin 50pee?
what my Uncle asked of me
I give him a lift to Mass I do
but he is such a tight shrew!

Oooh Bages you need to be an MP
For, to the church a donation of 50p
You shall indeed be able to claim
What would be your manifesto? do name!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



aww thanku suzie and thats ok
coz at the end of the day
I am my own person on here
and have no one to impress dear
trouble makers can do what they like
but in rhyme thread? they can take a hike!

In my thread he's threatened to report me
I can't believe what I see
Appreciate all your support
I hope I'm not on report

Convinced I'd lost my card once in 1989,
But it was in my bottom drawer the whole entire time.
Could've sworn I'd left it in the station of Marylebone,
Could see it sitting in a wallet atop a payphone.

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I lost my debit card last week
and everywhere I did so seek
before ringing to cancel it
then found it where I sit!

Did it slip down the side of the chair?
With a lipstick, clips and strands of hair
I do it all the time
Why under the cushion is sooo much grime

Well mine is anyways

it slipped down a leather settee
out of my shorts pocket you see
just been to cashpoint and was hot
and thought I had left it in slot

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Convinced I'd lost my card once in 1989,
But it was in my bottom drawer the whole entire time.
Could've sworn I'd left it in the station of Marylebone,
Could see it sitting in a wallet atop a payphone.

since 1989 you say??
what can one say!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by pussycatj:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I lost my debit card last week
and everywhere I did so seek
before ringing to cancel it
then found it where I sit!

Did it slip down the side of the chair?
With a lipstick, clips and strands of hair
I do it all the time
Why under the cushion is sooo much grime

Well mine is anyways

it slipped down a leather settee
out of my shorts pocket you see
just been to cashpoint and was hot
and thought I had left it in slot

My daughter has just taken mine to the slot
She is tired, irritable and very hot
To get cold drinks to see her through the night
Has a deadline to meet, poor mite

LOL, no, was not in my drawer all that time!
Was lost AND found in 1989

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
LOL, no, was not in my drawer all that time!
Was lost AND found in 1989

oh I am a right bleedin plonker
must stop watching wee willie wonka!

what ho rhymers - how was your day??
I loved the sun, I must say
I've been sat out in it getting some rays
and now my tan looks A OK(s)

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
what ho rhymers - how was your day??
I loved the sun, I must say
I've been sat out in it getting some rays
and now my tan looks A OK(s)

hey rexi how you been?
for the sun are you keen?
its been lovely all day
better than going away!

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
what ho rhymers - how was your day??
I loved the sun, I must say
I've been sat out in it getting some rays
and now my tan looks A OK(s)

Glad to see you had a great day
I think all of us got some rays
My day has been chilled for most part
Back to work tomorrow with early start

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



just putting security in place
to protect our rhyming space

love it Bagel Queen
I wonder if it will be seen
I hope it has desired effect
And from this thread he will eject

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
what ho rhymers - how was your day??
I loved the sun, I must say
I've been sat out in it getting some rays
and now my tan looks A OK(s)

hey rexi how you been?
for the sun are you keen?
its been lovely all day
better than going away!

I've unearthed all the summer dresses
and dusted them all down.
With my new summer tresses
I'm gonna hit the town

I wanted to get the legs tanned
coz they were white and pasty
now, although I say it myself
I'm looking rather tasty

*twirls*

(that's with the lights dimmed you understand )

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
what ho rhymers - how was your day??
I loved the sun, I must say
I've been sat out in it getting some rays
and now my tan looks A OK(s)

Glad to see you had a great day
I think all of us got some rays
My day has been chilled for most part
Back to work tomorrow with early start

What time do you get out of your bed?
At 6 am I vacate mine
I prefer an early start and an early finish
Home mid-afternoon is divine