poured into the tills like honey
I enjoyed it a lot...the buying
but will I wear it all? am sighing!!
been out and spending money
poured into the tills like honey
I enjoyed it a lot...the buying
but will I wear it all? am sighing!!
poured into the tills like honey
I enjoyed it a lot...the buying
but will I wear it all? am sighing!!
My car is clean, shiney and black
Non smoking is still on track
Keeping busy helps the weight
And really stops me filling the plate
I hope you all have had great fun
In this gloriously hot sun
Have to get out the water toys
And have fun like girls and boys
Non smoking is still on track
Keeping busy helps the weight
And really stops me filling the plate
I hope you all have had great fun
In this gloriously hot sun
Have to get out the water toys
And have fun like girls and boys
Life was stressful/edgy
Til a txt from Tartanveggie
Showed me there was something more-
It was a forum like C4
I popped along to see
If it was the kind of place for me
And I'm happy to report
That it's just the very sort!
Life's not been kind of late
But I won't get in a state
Cos its very plain to see
That there's plenty worse off than me
I'm glad I joined the "crew"
You're nice guys-all of you
There's always someone there
And everybody seems to care
And now this forum's found
I plan to stick around
And make sure I make dates to
Spend with my new forum mates!
Til a txt from Tartanveggie
Showed me there was something more-
It was a forum like C4
I popped along to see
If it was the kind of place for me
And I'm happy to report
That it's just the very sort!
Life's not been kind of late
But I won't get in a state
Cos its very plain to see
That there's plenty worse off than me
I'm glad I joined the "crew"
You're nice guys-all of you
There's always someone there
And everybody seems to care
And now this forum's found
I plan to stick around
And make sure I make dates to
Spend with my new forum mates!
ooh Mike what a fab rhymer you are
and your rhyme wii be read by far
its ok on this forum I think
coz when my mood does sink
I come along in the threads here
which give me fun and cheer!
and your rhyme wii be read by far
its ok on this forum I think
coz when my mood does sink
I come along in the threads here
which give me fun and cheer!
Oooo thank you very much slimfern
I still haven't had any funny turn
Still no cravings so am going strong
And today no horrible pong
I still haven't had any funny turn
Still no cravings so am going strong
And today no horrible pong
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
I must say you look younger already
and you're right you are no longer smelly
deffo seems the right way to go
a day at a time as you well know
and when you get the urge to puff or pick
think 'WAYNETTA'...should do the trick.
Why slimfern thank you so much
On healthly living I want to clutch
So far have had no urge or craving
And so far made a ÂĢ8.90 saving
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Oooh the savings alone are worth the while
just think..you can walk out in syle
in the new togs that you save for to buy
along by your side will be your 'proud of you' guy..
The saving are indeed just great
But because I am still losing weight
I feel reluctant to buy new clothes
But will carry on saving for when who knows
Since '81 I've spent so much
On fags as my emotional crutch
I had my first at school in the yard
I guess I thought it made me "hard"
Now 28 yrs and I still feed
My lungs with this obnoxious weed
But with life right now I really doubt
That I could simply go without.....
Its the only way I keep a lid
On being parted from my kid
She doesn't see I love her dear
And now it's almost half a year
I hope that soon as time goes by
She'll come to realise that I
Will always love her, come what may
I cannot wait until the day
I don't wake up just feeling sad
And hear the words "I love you, Dad"
On fags as my emotional crutch
I had my first at school in the yard
I guess I thought it made me "hard"
Now 28 yrs and I still feed
My lungs with this obnoxious weed
But with life right now I really doubt
That I could simply go without.....
Its the only way I keep a lid
On being parted from my kid
She doesn't see I love her dear
And now it's almost half a year
I hope that soon as time goes by
She'll come to realise that I
Will always love her, come what may
I cannot wait until the day
I don't wake up just feeling sad
And hear the words "I love you, Dad"
OMG Mike a poem of beauty
I'm so sorry about your cutey
I do know they will return
Making your tummy leap and churn
So patience will have to rule the day
While they are so far away
Make a diary of your life
Whether glory or the strife
Then she'll be able to have a look
A her Daddy's life in her book
I'm so sorry about your cutey
I do know they will return
Making your tummy leap and churn
So patience will have to rule the day
While they are so far away
Make a diary of your life
Whether glory or the strife
Then she'll be able to have a look
A her Daddy's life in her book
quote:Originally posted by fairy_suzie:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
I must say you look younger already
and you're right you are no longer smelly
deffo seems the right way to go
a day at a time as you well know
and when you get the urge to puff or pick
think 'WAYNETTA'...should do the trick.
Why slimfern thank you so much
On healthly living I want to clutch
So far have had no urge or craving
And so far made a ÂĢ8.90 saving
a ÂĢ9.80 saving you have made?
so your money box you can raid
when you have not smoked for a while
and go out shopping with a smile
quote:Originally posted by MikeOxlong:
Since '81 I've spent so much
On fags as my emotional crutch
I had my first at school in the yard
I guess I thought it made me "hard"
Now 28 yrs and I still feed
My lungs with this obnoxious weed
But with life right now I really doubt
That I could simply go without.....
Its the only way I keep a lid
On being parted from my kid
She doesn't see I love her dear
And now it's almost half a year
I hope that soon as time goes by
She'll come to realise that I
Will always love her, come what may
I cannot wait until the day
I don't wake up just feeling sad
And hear the words "I love you, Dad"
It must be so hard for you Mike
to give up something you dont like
because its the only way to cope
when after your daughter you mope
dont forget to send her card on birthday
so she will know you were not far away
even if it is not given to her on the day
you will know that you sent and had your say
Good morning to all in here
Alot of sunburning going on I fear
Make sure you slap that cream on
While you're out having fun
Alot of sunburning going on I fear
Make sure you slap that cream on
While you're out having fun
Hello fair Suzie
I'm having a read
No thesaurus
or fags indeed
Give me a rocket
To kick your bum
Those nasty ciggies
Only make you glum
I'm having a read
No thesaurus
or fags indeed
Give me a rocket
To kick your bum
Those nasty ciggies
Only make you glum
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Hello fair Suzie
I'm having a read
No thesaurus
or fags indeed
Give me a rocket
To kick your bum
Those nasty ciggies
Only make you glum
Why thank you heatseek, I think
Really glad to get rid of that stink
If I need a kick up the rear
I'll know where to come my dear
I can't get a phone call
My line is screwed
My reciever fell in half
It's been kung food
My line is screwed
My reciever fell in half
It's been kung food
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
I can't get a phone call
My line is screwed
My reciever fell in half
It's been kung food
Sorry to hear you can't communicate
Kung fooing a phone you learnt too late
A trip to the shops seems to me
The only way that the call can be
Since joining here I kinda keep
Staying up and missing sleep
But though I'm wrecked I don't feel glum
I do it cos I'm having fun!
One by one they disappear
Often I'm almost the last one here!
Tonight I'll have to be a bore
My alarm goes off at half past four.....
Staying up and missing sleep
But though I'm wrecked I don't feel glum
I do it cos I'm having fun!
One by one they disappear
Often I'm almost the last one here!
Tonight I'll have to be a bore
My alarm goes off at half past four.....
Morning rhymers
Fab day again
weather forecast says
there won't be rain
Fab day again
weather forecast says
there won't be rain
Blimey Mike! Half past four
and then you have to be out that door
I shall sleep for an hour and a half more
till my alarm breaks my snore
and then you have to be out that door
I shall sleep for an hour and a half more
till my alarm breaks my snore
My alarm too must be set tonight
Holiday over and back to work
Oh that will be a wonderful sight
Wondering what in my work room lurks
Boys think they are practical jokers
But I have so totally their number
So will be aware and send in a looker
To make sure no horrors linger
Holiday over and back to work
Oh that will be a wonderful sight
Wondering what in my work room lurks
Boys think they are practical jokers
But I have so totally their number
So will be aware and send in a looker
To make sure no horrors linger
morning suze - I've read your thread
well done for killing the fag urge dead
Enjoy your last holiday day in the sun
It sure looks like a hot hot one
well done for killing the fag urge dead
Enjoy your last holiday day in the sun
It sure looks like a hot hot one
quote:Originally posted by Rexi:
morning suze - I've read your thread
well done for killing the fag urge dead
Enjoy your last holiday day in the sun
It sure looks like a hot hot one
Thank you Rexi, I'm still going strong
Glad to get rid of that horrible pong
The day is truly sunny and hot
Indoors I am staying .... not
Extension cable I have found
Careful where it lays on the ground
So lappy can come out with me
And I can keep chatting to you all freely
Half past two was a mistake
My head it has a major ache
I was quite happy sitting here
Supping lots of cherry beer
But all the threads that I was bumping
Just gave me a head thats thumping
So now I think I must control
The ache by taking Panadol
Soon I'll be as right as rain
And then I'll be straight back again
I'm lying down just for a bit
Cos to be honest I feel like sh*t
Once Ive got my head together
I'll come straight back to find out whether
Anyone has found the time
To come up with a better rhyme!
My head it has a major ache
I was quite happy sitting here
Supping lots of cherry beer
But all the threads that I was bumping
Just gave me a head thats thumping
So now I think I must control
The ache by taking Panadol
Soon I'll be as right as rain
And then I'll be straight back again
I'm lying down just for a bit
Cos to be honest I feel like sh*t
Once Ive got my head together
I'll come straight back to find out whether
Anyone has found the time
To come up with a better rhyme!
quote:Originally posted by MikeOxlong:
Half past two was a mistake
My head it has a major ache
I was quite happy sitting here
Supping lots of cherry beer
But all the threads that I was bumping
Just gave me a head thats thumping
So now I think I must control
The ache by taking Panadol
Soon I'll be as right as rain
And then I'll be straight back again
I'm lying down just for a bit
Cos to be honest I feel like sh*t
Once Ive got my head together
I'll come straight back to find out whether
Anyone has found the time
To come up with a better rhyme!
Sorry your head is so sore
I hope your bod didn't hit the floor
As for finding better rhymers
You'll have to wait for the old timers
Your verses I read with all the emotion
Your insides there must be such a commotion
So sending you a big hug and kiss
And hope you soon find some sort of peace
ooh I am very late today
my mind was swept away
on other things to do
between me forum and you
my mind was swept away
on other things to do
between me forum and you
oh dear what can I say
another troll in the way
I am a dab hand at this
knowing one is taking the piss
another troll in the way
I am a dab hand at this
knowing one is taking the piss
Crikey Mikey That was late
no wonder your head is in a state
tis easy to get sucked in on here
especially if you are drinking beer
maybe you should set your alarm my friend
when your forum time you need to end
so you get the sleep your body needs
to give you the energy to do daily deeds..
no wonder your head is in a state
tis easy to get sucked in on here
especially if you are drinking beer
maybe you should set your alarm my friend
when your forum time you need to end
so you get the sleep your body needs
to give you the energy to do daily deeds..
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Crikey Mikey That was late
no wonder your head is in a state
tis easy to get sucked in on here
especially if you are drinking beer
maybe you should set your alarm my friend
when your forum time you need to end
so you get the sleep your body needs
to give you the energy to do daily deeds..
or do what I do many a night
and stay awake till the light
and dont bother going to bed
but just have a bit of sore head
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Crikey Mikey That was late
no wonder your head is in a state
tis easy to get sucked in on here
especially if you are drinking beer
maybe you should set your alarm my friend
when your forum time you need to end
so you get the sleep your body needs
to give you the energy to do daily deeds..
or do what I do many a night
and stay awake till the light
and dont bother going to bed
but just have a bit of sore head
But don't you find yourself zombified
I know I am when I've tried
not like when I was teen
could stay up for days no sleep inbetween
am older now and a bit set in my way
need lotsa sleep to get through my day..
quote:Originally posted by slimfern:quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by slimfern:
Crikey Mikey That was late
no wonder your head is in a state
tis easy to get sucked in on here
especially if you are drinking beer
maybe you should set your alarm my friend
when your forum time you need to end
so you get the sleep your body needs
to give you the energy to do daily deeds..
or do what I do many a night
and stay awake till the light
and dont bother going to bed
but just have a bit of sore head
But don't you find yourself zombified
I know I am when I've tried
not like when I was teen
could stay up for days no sleep inbetween
am older now and a bit set in my way
need lotsa sleep to get through my day..
yes I do get zombified a lot
but all day I work not
so have a break later in day
so have a good sleep that way!
I think I will soon pop out
to see what weather is about
its too nice to stay inside
and let my tiredness slide
to see what weather is about
its too nice to stay inside
and let my tiredness slide
Oh, Ethal, to thee alone I show my love,
Although thy breath be foul as it be rotten;
Thy worms are but food for the summer dove,
From hence to me, you'll never be forgotten.
Although thy breath be foul as it be rotten;
Thy worms are but food for the summer dove,
From hence to me, you'll never be forgotten.
oh that would put me off smoking
and I really am not joking!
and I really am not joking!
I used to date Ethal back in Bognar Regis in the early forties. She was a darling then, but her teeth started to rot because of the war. The doctors said it was a product of psycho-somasis culiminating in dental deterioration.
After the war she had all her teeth extracted and everything was fine, that was until she met Arnold, an Caribbean immigrant, who introduced her to gange, which in turn brought about her bad breath. She would often return from his house smelling of sweet potatoes and gangy weed, and a look of stupid satisfaction on her face.
After the war she had all her teeth extracted and everything was fine, that was until she met Arnold, an Caribbean immigrant, who introduced her to gange, which in turn brought about her bad breath. She would often return from his house smelling of sweet potatoes and gangy weed, and a look of stupid satisfaction on her face.
