quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I feel all tired and grumpy too,
Will be off to bed as soon as I do.........
...all the things I have to do,
So I can go to bed too.




*accepts award for worst ever rhyme*

Oh good - so you won't be joining us
on the late evening bus
Now, I don't mean to be funny
but how can I get rid of Bunny??

Plotting and planning,
Can we create some kind of fuss
To distract a wee bunny
While we jump on the bus.

What do you reckon, Fluffs?
What can we do?
And whilst we're at it
let's ditch hoochie too

Leave some carrots by the stop,
She's be so busy eating,
She'll forgot to hop,
Onto the bus.



(I'm trying a new non rhyming, non typical scansion type rhyme)

As for Hoochie,
I do not know.
Maybe attach her to a truck
.....and tow?

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:


(I'm trying a new non rhyming, non typical scansion type rhyme)

Good idea
I will try that
now

I hope your day was really good
And everything went as it should
Today I managed to get to bake
I did fresh cream fairy cakes
Now they have nearly all gone
So I guess that was a job well done

Fresh cream cakes, mmmmmm that sounds nice
I'd have woofed them down in a trice
But ... I've gone and bought some tight white trews
and I don't think cream cakes would be good news
I need to lose a pound or two
for these to fit like a shoe

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
Fresh cream cakes, mmmmmm that sounds nice
I'd have woofed them down in a trice
But ... I've gone and bought some tight white trews
and I don't think cream cakes would be good news
I need to lose a pound or two
for these to fit like a shoe

Not a crumb has passed my lips
I too need to reduce my hips
I'm just pleased they ate them up
But their faces, mucky pups

suze - I just wrote a rhyme in reply
then whoosh it disappeared into the sky
and now I feel I wanna cry
why me suze, why oh why????

I am sat here quietly sitting
and sipping a cold glass of wine
and an irritating blinkin little fly
is flying around all the time

I should be chilled, I should be calm
but I want to do that fly some harm

quote:

Originally posted by Rexi:
suze - I just wrote a rhyme in reply
then whoosh it disappeared into the sky
and now I feel I wanna cry
why me suze, why oh why????

I hate it when that happens
My spirit ends up totally dampened
Here is a big from me to you
I hope this again doesn't happen to you

well the weekend is hear
and the freedom a bit near
gorra get my hair done now
its a right state oh wow!!

Good morning and Happy Friday to you
Hope you have fun in whatever you do
What's even better for me today
Is that it is my payday

my payday was last week
wheres it all gone eek!
I also do freelance stuff
so always have enough!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
my payday was last week
wheres it all gone eek!
I also do freelance stuff
so always have enough!

I know it all goes so quick
It really makes me feel quite sick
That money can be spent without regard
Me from waterstones should be barred

The money comes, the money goes.
Where and when? Nobody knows.

Was paid on Wednesday
And all's looking healthy
But the bills tumble in
So soon, I'll not feel so wealthy.

yes money is like water to me
and I think it grows on a tree
I waste it on the most absurd things
when my Nieces round me run rings!

the sweat is pouring down my face
in this cofined little space
air conditoner on the blink
they should send me home I think!

money means so little to me
until a threatening letter
with 'court' you will be!
i offer them a couple of squid
and cancel D/D to save a quid
a naughty yoyo i know
but juggling priorities
is an artform and my way da go!

Robbing from Peter to pay back Paul
I did that a LOT when the children were small
then when I started working to top up the kitty
things improved greatly, But I think it's a pity
that a Mother should have to stretch herself so
to make ends meet,to fend off the foe
of constant bills for costs of living
I think that society should be a bit more forthgiving
and slow down just a pace or two
cos tomorrow we could be dead ya know!

(deffo more to life than money )

You know why some have not got much money?
coz all the greedy MPs spend it honey!

Suzie is giving up the weed
coz no more cigs does she need
I would say the slang word for cigs
but this site is American so it is
and the word in question means to them
something totally different ...ah..hem (cough)

I am indeed giving up smoking
Fed up of being smelly and choking
Need the money in my empty purse
Also delay my appointment with the hurst

So any help will be very welcome
Have the support at my family at home
Would be nice from forum friends as well
Whether I'm successful only time will tell

we are routing for you dear
so you have nothing to fear
we should have a thread for
giving up addictions and more!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
we are routing for you dear
so you have nothing to fear
we should have a thread for
giving up addictions and more!

That's why my thread heading was vague
So that anyone can rid their plague
So if other peeps want to use it too
Please tell them I'll welcome it, I really do

yes we will keep it bumped every day
so peeps can pop in and have a say

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
yes we will keep it bumped every day
so peeps can pop in and have a say

Thank you so much bagel queen
Yogi's thread also would be good to be seen
I thank you for the great support
Hopefully you'll have good daily reports

ooh has yogi opened her thread
will have a look before my bed

cant find yogis thread
will look tomorrow instead
coz have got to eat my lasagne meal
what mama made me so I dont "get eel"

Errrmmm Bagel Queen
In there you have already been


http://gagajoyjoy.com/eve/foru...60102461/m/351104352

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Errrmmm Bagel Queen
In there you have already been


http://gagajoyjoy.com/eve/foru...60102461/m/351104352

I know suzie and I forgot
memory is not too hot!

Here's an original......................


Night night, sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite

Another gorgeous sunny morning
Meets my eyes while I was yawning
I hope you all have a brilliant day
And have plenty of time to play

quote:

Originally posted by Heatseek:

I know Roma very well
its where my kin do dwell!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:
Another gorgeous sunny morning
Meets my eyes while I was yawning
I hope you all have a brilliant day
And have plenty of time to play

I have confession shortly
hope he aint all haughty
behind the curtain there
or I think I will swear

and if I get hail mary again
I will surely go insane!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


I have confession shortly
hope he aint all haughty
behind the curtain there
or I think I will swear

and if I get hail mary again
I will surely go insane!!

Good luck to you in your confession
I hope there isn't too much to mention
Maybe the priest will be of good cheer
And see you're in the clear

I have not been yet suzie
have been a bit of a floozy
but will go as soon as poss
after given my teeth a floss!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I have not been yet suzie
have been a bit of a floozy
but will go as soon as poss
after given my teeth a floss!

Okay am wishing good luck to you
I'm sure your conscience will see you through
I'm also feeling the fresh breath thing
Now I don't have that ciggie stink