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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


you know what the trouble is with me?
If a new Author I want and then see
their books in a row in waterstones
I buy each title and my head groans

I remember an Authour called Peter Robinson
I purchased all of his books, every single one
and read and read until them I exausted all
then had to find another Author to call!

Bagel I know what you mean
About new authors you have seen
I have to buy the whole set
Just in case I can no longer get

I have a large bookcase for my obsession
but only you and forum know this confession!

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
I have a large bookcase for my obsession
but only you and forum know this confession!

My bookcase has sagged with the weight
I think any repairs will be too late
Hope to treat myself to a good quality one
My books are the source of a lot of fun

Apprentice and BGT both on tonight
but I have not had chance to catch sight
of what time the pair of them are showing
please dont say same times they glowing!

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Apprentice and BGT both on tonight
but I have not had chance to catch sight
of what time the pair of them are showing
please dont say same times they glowing!

Apprentice on BBC is definitely on
But ITV the foolball championship has to be won
So It looks like your dilema has disappeared
I hope the panic will soon be cleared

I've gotta watch the apprentice
on the laptop in my bed
coz hubby wants to watch the footie
and I'm sooooo nice that I said
he can watch it in the sitting room
instead of out in the kitchen.
I can't wait to see what they're up to tonight
I bet they'll be some bitching!!!

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Apprentice and BGT both on tonight
but I have not had chance to catch sight
of what time the pair of them are showing
please dont say same times they glowing!

Apprentice on BBC is definitely on
But ITV the foolball championship has to be won
So It looks like your dilema has disappeared
I hope the panic will soon be cleared

woohey I do now remember
a flicker of an ember
of ant or dec saying
tonight BGT not playing

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



woohey I do now remember
a flicker of an ember
of ant or dec saying
tonight BGT not playing

I'm pleased your dilema has gone
For you the apprentice will be on
So hope you can sit and relax on your settee
Whilst looking at your TV

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Originally posted by Rexi:
I've gotta watch the apprentice
on the laptop in my bed
coz hubby wants to watch the footie
and I'm sooooo nice that I said
he can watch it in the sitting room
instead of out in the kitchen.
I can't wait to see what they're up to tonight
I bet they'll be some bitching!!!

mmmm my Brother is going out
coz I did scream and shout
when he asked to have a jolly
and I said "no you wally!!"
I hardly watch the tele
and he gave it some welly
wanting mates round for drinks
well!! he knows what I thinks
his idea stinks!

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Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



woohey I do now remember
a flicker of an ember
of ant or dec saying
tonight BGT not playing

I'm pleased your dilema has gone
For you the apprentice will be on
So hope you can sit and relax on your settee
Whilst looking at your TV

wont be home until 8.30pm at most
so will stop to buy some prawn toast
and all that goes with it today
on way home at local chinese takeaway!

I get my way every time
the kitchen is his, the sitting room mine
But this is a game that he really wants to see
So I've vacated the my comfy chair - I'm nice me

Are you still at work suze?
It's getting a bit late you know
Get your coat on (and gloves and scarf)
It's time to get out that door

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Originally posted by Rexi:
Are you still at work suze?
It's getting a bit late you know
Get your coat on (and gloves and scarf)
It's time to get out that door

no its me who still there
I am such a silly mare
quoted in wrong place
thank gawd for editing space!!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



woohey I do now remember
a flicker of an ember
of ant or dec saying
tonight BGT not playing

I'm pleased your dilema has gone
For you the apprentice will be on
So hope you can sit and relax on your settee
Whilst looking at your TV

wont be home until 8.30pm at most
so will stop to buy some prawn toast
and all that goes with it today
on way home at local chinese takeaway!

Good grief you are working late
Or is it your shift that dictates
Your meal sounds like heavenly stuff
A glass of wine perfectly finishing it off

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


no its me who still there
I am such a silly mare
quoted in wrong place
thank gawd for editing space!!

Ooops - think it was me who's a bit of a twit
That's coz I'm a little excited
Hubby's now settled down, the telly is on
and now I can plan my night(ed )

(can't think beyond the Apprentice though )

Am off to Exeter in the morn
with daughter and sister and her spawn
will go in Waterstones to have a look
coz daughter wants a Manga book
it's a lovely city to stroll around
quaint old buildings cover the ground
and after we shop to the quay we go
to the folks apartment to say HELLO!

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Originally posted by slimfern:
Am off to Exeter in the morn
with daughter and sister and her spawn
will go in Waterstones to have a look
coz daughter wants a Manga book
it's a lovely city to stroll around
quaint old buildings cover the ground
and after we shop to the quay we go
to the folks apartment to say HELLO!

I haven't been to Exeter for quite a while
Have say I really like it's style
I'll have to get on and do some saving
For a return trip I am now craving

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Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Am off to Exeter in the morn
with daughter and sister and her spawn
will go in Waterstones to have a look
coz daughter wants a Manga book
it's a lovely city to stroll around
quaint old buildings cover the ground
and after we shop to the quay we go
to the folks apartment to say HELLO!

I haven't been to Exeter for quite a while
Have say I really like it's style
I'll have to get on and do some saving
For a return trip I am now craving

We travel by rail along the coast
the scenery really is the most
it only takes a while to arrive
who knows how long if we chose to drive...

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Originally posted by slimfern:

We travel by rail along the coast
the scenery really is the most
it only takes a while to arrive
who knows how long if we chose to drive...

Oh yes the rail link is so fine
I love travelling along that line
The views are such to mesmerize
And going by train is very wise

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Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:



woohey I do now remember
a flicker of an ember
of ant or dec saying
tonight BGT not playing

I'm pleased your dilema has gone
For you the apprentice will be on
So hope you can sit and relax on your settee
Whilst looking at your TV

wont be home until 8.30pm at most
so will stop to buy some prawn toast
and all that goes with it today
on way home at local chinese takeaway!

Good grief you are working late
Or is it your shift that dictates
Your meal sounds like heavenly stuff
A glass of wine perfectly finishing it off

I go early in the morning
and I am always yawning
then I get a few hours away
then go back later in the day
to prepare for the mornings work
at which I can not at all shirk
I get lots of time off really
as long as deadline is met clearly

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:
Am off to Exeter in the morn
with daughter and sister and her spawn
will go in Waterstones to have a look
coz daughter wants a Manga book
it's a lovely city to stroll around
quaint old buildings cover the ground
and after we shop to the quay we go
to the folks apartment to say HELLO!

ooh say hello to House Of Frazer
where they sell a smart blazer
yes the quiant buildings are sweet
and plenty of coffee shops to meet

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by slimfern:

We travel by rail along the coast
the scenery really is the most
it only takes a while to arrive
who knows how long if we chose to drive...

Oh yes the rail link is so fine
I love travelling along that line
The views are such to mesmerize
And going by train is very wise

I love going through dawlish station
and there is no sensible explanation
when the train travels through the sea
well thats what it feels like to me

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:


I go early in the morning
and I am always yawning
then I get a few hours away
then go back later in the day
to prepare for the mornings work
at which I can not at all shirk
I get lots of time off really
as long as deadline is met clearly

It's quite good flexible hours
Not fixed like most of ours
So that is very good for you
If it fits in with what you do

am off to bed
to get some zed
tried sleeping
but awake keeping

Tonight it was my reading group at the library
A good night really - a poor book last month we all agreed
But it did prompt a good discussion
But I really wont be rushing
To read another Alice Sebold for a while
Whilst I like books that make me smile
I also like ones that make me think
But that last book really did stink
I've got a busy few days ahead of me
It's that time againn .......yes VAT!
So I wont fret and complain
If the sun doont shine and it chooses to rain
I'll be stuck indoors with invoices and files
But this time next week I hope I'll be all smiles.

Good Morning all you rhyming Peeps
Working or not I hope there's not heeps
I'm doing cake baking today
I hope they turn out the yummy way
Hubby's been asking all the week
For his treats he does seek
So today I will give in
And bake a cake to put in the tin
Good job for me I don't like eating this
Not my idea of heavenly bliss
So here are my hug and kisses to you
Wishing you fun in whatever you do

morning soozy and suzie hehe
I laugh at anything thats is me
soozy VAT came round quick again
having a chippy can be a pain

suzie I wish I could bake
not even a dough ball can I make
but ask me to make Italian and pasta
and I am top class master rasta!!

Morning to you Bagel
In the kitchen I'm no angel
I really don't like to cook
But my cakes my hubby is hooked
So now and again as a treat
I perform this amazing feat

morning suzie my lovely friend
Hugs I send to you at your end
to your County with your tamar
while I have the Thames this far!

I felt it was about time,
I came in here and did a rhyme.

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Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I felt it was about time,
I came in here and did a rhyme.

yes so did I
coz I did spy
you were on here
so whats new dear?

I eat too much,
So I have new fat.
I am wobbly to touch,
What do you think of that?!

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Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I eat too much,
So I have new fat.
I am wobbly to touch,
What do you think of that?!

a wibble wobble here a wibble wobble there
you know you are big when people stare!

quote:

Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
morning suzie my lovely friend
Hugs I send to you at your end
to your County with your tamar
while I have the Thames this far!

Thank you for my lovely hug
On the river there are frigate and tug
Busy going about their day
Men on the decks trying not to sway
Looks like a great deal of fun
To work on the water in rain and sun

I don't think I'm so big that people stare,
Maybe they just like the clothes that I wear
I really must cut back on the food that I eat,
And leave cakes and choc as the occasional treat.

quote:

Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I don't think I'm so big that people stare,
Maybe they just like the clothes that I wear
I really must cut back on the food that I eat,
And leave cakes and choc as the occasional treat.

ooh I never meant you or me
just peeps in general we see

am eating a fish pie cumble
coz my belly did rumble

gorra go for a while
here is a bagel smile

I need to go to bed early
coz feel tired and surley
see you all tomorrow I know
have a good evening hey ho!

I feel all tired and grumpy too,
Will be off to bed as soon as I do.........
...all the things I have to do,
So I can go to bed too.




*accepts award for worst ever rhyme*