that'll teach her.

She's still there now, that's why I'm up at this ungodly hour, I'm making sure she doesn't hide them up her sleeve or nose.

mothers are always doing that.

It's a good job they have us to supervise them.

if she doesn't eat them peas she'll nver grow up to be big and strong.

Or get hairs on her chest, although that might have already happened due to menopause

oh no! she should eat soya and wear layers.

She is not getting any soya until she has finished all of her peas

You are harsh but fair.

You have to stick to your word with these Mams, otherwise they will only take advantage!

You should write a book.

I might! Like the one Dr. Spock did (not the star trek one, but the other one), but instead of it being about parenting skills it will be about skills to look after a parent.

You would get invited on Richard and Judy and everything, if only they were still going.

Maybe Oprah will put me in her book club now Richard and Judy have gone.

Jump on her sofa like Tom Cruise.

No!!! I despise Tom Cruise and his high heeled trainers

And I might get wrong off my Mam

Oh okay. But you are destined for failure unless you make a twat of yourself on the telly.

I'll have a wardrobe malfunction instead.

your pierced boobie is for my eyes only.

I was thinking more along the lines of chaps and accidentally on purpose forgetting to put anything on underneath them

oh that's okay. go for it!!1

I'll be just like Sharon Stone, just not as good.

No you are totally just as good at fanny-flashing as Sharon.

You say the sweetest things

it is totally true.

I'm switching the webcam off now OK.

oh okay.

bloody too right! i hope she's still there - my uncle made me sit at the dinner table for 6hours till i'd eaten my green beans and veg - then force fed me when i refused - to this day i can't swallow vegtables, my insides must be disgusting

Too right she's still there Maz, and she won't be getting a drink of fizzy pop until they're all gone

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Originally posted by Cinds:
Too right she's still there Maz, and she won't be getting a drink of fizzy pop until they're all gone

Serve them up for breakfast the next day if she doesn't finish them

Sensing a deep and long held resentment here.. I mean .. I got over the dinner lady at my primary school that made me eat cabbage that had been boiled for hours.. well after I found a saucepan big enough to take her that is



Z.

A dinner lady at my school stood over a kid till he ate his liver....his revenge wasn't served cold though..it was served warm with diced carrots in it as it went all over her legs and shoes!

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Originally posted by Cinds:
My parents came for dinner tonight, mother asked if it was OK if she left her peas, I told her she would sit at the table until she had eaten everything on her plate.....HA...... see how she likes it

Were they garden peas? How can she not like garden peas, they're God's own vegetable! Mmmm, peas.

Hmmmm, My Dad once told me to eat ALL my chicken leg up when I was a kid as I had cried & cried until I got one...hours later he came back into the dining room to find me still sat at the table, crying and saying "I can't eat this bit"...

...poor 'lil me had been gnawing at the bone, scared to not finish it incase i got 'done'...

Such a gullible child I was!

I thought this was going to be another hate Lisa thread

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Originally posted by Cinds:
My parents came for dinner tonight, mother asked if it was OK if she left her peas, I told her she would sit at the table until she had eaten everything on her plate.....HA...... see how she likes it

pmsl she better have been using her knife and fork properly