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He gets more disgusting by the day, there is definatly something odd about him ..........
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
He gets more disgusting by the day, there is definatly something odd about him ..........
Too right there is. So what lovely sights did you see on your holidays, Marcus?
he makes my skin crawl
If he goes on anymore about where he can w*nk, i swear i.ll be on Easyjet, climb the wall and cut the bloody thing off so he wont be able to do it anywhere 
It's truly disgusting. Physical age, 35, mental age about 12.
Are we talking about photo number 2? 
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
If he goes on anymore about where he can w*nk, i swear i.ll be on Easyjet, climb the wall and cut the bloody thing off so he wont be able to do it anywhere
*** sniggers ***
You said Easyjet!
oh I dont know theres something of the beast about him 
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
There sure is. And you never know - next time he fancies taking a pic of himself having a dump, maybe he'll let you hold the torch..
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
If he goes on anymore about where he can w*nk, i swear i.ll be on Easyjet, climb the wall and cut the bloody thing off so he wont be able to do it anywhere
*** sniggers ***
You said Easyjet!
whats this all about??
What's he done now?
On his hols Marcus says he takes pics of himself doing a pee and a poo
MM & LL: Last night he was telling the others about how he once took a pic of himself having a poo by pointing the camera down the toilet, mid-dump. And of how, wherever he goes on holiday, he always takes a snap of himself having a tinkle 
Ewwwwww am sooooooooo glad I asked 
wonders if he has a glass table at home
Oh enough please
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
MM & LL: Last night he was telling the others about how he once took a pic of himself having a poo by pointing the camera down the toilet, mid-dump. And of how, wherever he goes on holiday, he always takes a snap of himself having a tinkle
Ewww I thought this thread was a reference to Marcus wearing leopardskin speedos!
No I dont want to hold the torch thanks Demantoid !
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
wonders if he has a glass table at home
PMSL awww jeebus
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Ewww I thought this thread was a reference to Marcus wearing leopardskin speedos!
No I dont want to hold the torch thanks Demantoid !
Thought you might not!
Oh my life those leopard skin speedos
Thats disgusting!I used to know a group of guys who would send picture messages of their dumps to each other
quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
I used to know a group of guys who would send picture messages of their dumps to each other
I've said it before, but you know all the wrong blokes!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
I used to know a group of guys who would send picture messages of their dumps to each other
I've said it before, but you know all the wrong blokes!
Very true. Two of them were in the army and were always playing these type of disgusting pranks
Marcus holidays in Bognor does he.
or Looequote:Originally posted by mozart:
Marcus holidays in Bognor does he.
He has leopard skin speedos?quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
Oh my life those leopard skin speedos
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:or Looequote:Originally posted by mozart:
Marcus holidays in Bognor does he.
Or Wyre Piddle (Worcs)
gets more disgusting by the day, there is definatly something odd about him
I agree.
I agree.
I wouldn't bother to look at em.They're just a load of shit really.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
I wouldn't bother to look at em.They're just a load of shit really.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
MM & LL: Last night he was telling the others about how he once took a pic of himself having a poo by pointing the camera down the toilet, mid-dump. And of how, wherever he goes on holiday, he always takes a snap of himself having a tinkle
Did he really?
MINT!!!!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Demantoid:
MM & LL: Last night he was telling the others about how he once took a pic of himself having a poo by pointing the camera down the toilet, mid-dump.
Is that physically possible i would have thought he would have to raise himself off the loo a bit enough to get his arm and camera down, so wouldnt his bum hole clamp shut around richard the 3rd and snap off, leaving a very dirty camera and shitty arse to boot
MM & LL: Last night he was telling the others about how he once took a pic of himself having a poo by pointing the camera down the toilet, mid-dump.
Is that physically possible i would have thought he would have to raise himself off the loo a bit enough to get his arm and camera down, so wouldnt his bum hole clamp shut around richard the 3rd and snap off, leaving a very dirty camera and shitty arse to boot
he got dumped by noirin, or he dumped....something or other.........
Put it this way - whether it's possible or not, I wouldn't want to hold his Sureshot for him.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Put it this way - whether it's possible or not, I wouldn't want to hold his Sureshot for him.
i think you will find its a 'sureshit' d...
He must do his own developing 
quote:Originally posted by Rekaf:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Put it this way - whether it's possible or not, I wouldn't want to hold his Sureshot for him.
i think you will find its a 'sureshit' d...
PMSL
I walked into that one... knew that toilet door needed a new lock
