Haha! I'd sooner forget 
Originally Posted by Amythist:
I found her cooking compulsive viewing....thick grey slabs of pastry heaved over a base of greasy mince for lunch.....she ruled with carbs, making revolution impossible as no one could move let alone pass a motion!
Me too and the time she had to go off and do a task and the twins mixed up her veggie stuffing with the meat one 
i can remember shouting at the TV when she was doing a sunday roast, the hm's were asking her how long dinner would be and she said something like another 6 hrs, how long does a roast take ffs