Good day then Zazz???

oh good lord - is it an early celebration of the kittens' arrival

THAT'S a great excuse reason

Oh heck Issy.... now you given him even more of an excuse...

not really but the wine helps

Oh dear 

it's fine,wine fixes everything!

LOL... OK

Can i clean a kitchen with wine do you think *wonders if i can open tonight's red*

DO IT!

Im going to

You can cos alcohol is a kind of antiseptic - think alcohol hand gel

Ohhh.....I like that train of thought...im protecting myself from the inside against bacteria!

Yes, yes you are

**baths in wine**

Gyps probably had your share

Pinot Noir all the way 

ive got pinot grigio blush lol

Now I like Pinot Grigio but I also like Pinot Noir.  But which is best?

Only one way to find out................................ Drink them both 

lol

anyway-i had to read the label on the bottle to find out what i was drinking-wine always tastes like rocket fuel to me-dont matter how much it costs

so ive decided to drink rocket fuel instead-OH is over the moon

Never EVER drink Lambrini, OK!!!!

*hides bottle*

as my mother would say-anything fits a naked man

dunno what it means

just thought id say it

See that's what I love about wine, I love reading the labels and the description of the flavour then tasting it to see if I really can taste the flavours they described.

My favourite one ever was one that described having subtle hints of freshly cut grass, and you really could taste it.  It was one that we had on one of our first dinners out when dating, and we still look out for the wine now.  Even when we smell cut grass it makes us think of that night and that wine.  * reminisces*

I have no idea what that means, but I might start accusing my mother of saying it too   She's nearly 70 so she's getting a tad forgetful.

I can now report back to you that cleaning the kitchen with wine makes it a whole lot better although you have to shut the kitchen door to stop yourself meandering outside to potter round your garden mid antibac

Tsk...that's not even a proper drink. 

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! 

My mum is in her early seventies and is prone to saying "red shoes, no knickers" when she sees anyone wearing red shoes. 

I am rather worried as I clearly remember her being particularly partial to a pair of bright red patent shoes in the 1970's. 

I once told a sommelier his red burgundy smelled of horse shit.  And it did.  It was beautiful.

Young Sancerre is a good port of call if you're after cut grass, like. 

We have been known to partake in a Sancerre from time to time.

What's with the like at the end of your sentence like?  You been spending too much time doon the toon like?

No.  Too much Sancerre - my brain's gone to mush.

Speaking of Sancerre, I've a half bottle of a '95 (I think) stashed somewhere.  It long ago passed the point of, "Oooh, let's mature this and see what happens" and is now firmly in the, "'kin hell, I dare not open this for fear of the horrors that lie within".  I'll probably end up buried with it.

I am LOVING tesco half price wine, i usually say that jokingly but at the moment they have some really nice ones, reduced from 11 and 12 pound. Very very nice indeed.

Tesco Finest or whatever the fug they're called are very good.  Some excellent Riesling.

The only thing with buying all of your wine at Tesco is, it becomes embarrassing when they send out the money off vouchers that relate to your shopping habits and they all relate to the wine section. 

That's why I alternate with Aldi and Bargain Booze. 

Majestic is a good place to buy booze.  There is always a couple of countries on promo - currently 20% off all Spanish and South African plonk - and it's genuine discounts rather than some of the supermarket's 25% off summat that was overpriced for 5 minutes in some regional store.

why do i get rubbish money off vouchers for once bought fig juice