I can make origami boats, and I have seen every episode of Triangle... Any interest?

Roxan posted:

I can make origami boats, and I have seen every episode of Triangle... Any interest?

you're hired Roxan, take a seat on the board 

I've actually steered a boat on the Suffolk Broads. English Channel can't be much different, surely?

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

I've actually steered a boat on the Suffolk Broads. English Channel can't be much different, surely?

another one hired 

updated wanted list...

second hand boardroom table and chairs 

computers Commadore 64 upwards 

canteen furniture, plus microwave 

I have an old microwave looking for a good home - still works fine.

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

I've actually steered a boat on the Suffolk Broads. English Channel can't be much different, surely?

another one hired 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

I have an old microwave looking for a good home - still works fine.

crosses microwave off wanted list, have you got a toaster 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

I have an old microwave looking for a good home - still works fine.

crosses microwave off wanted list, have you got a toaster 

Hmm.........will rummage around in the garage and see if the old one is there as well, but the kettle blew up!

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Hmm.........will rummage around in the garage and see if the old one is there as well, but the kettle blew up!

we need a kettle  Just had Chris on the phone, we need train staff  He never said we would actually need to be organised when he handed over the 14 million quid 

MEN!!!!  

Alright, we can do this. We can hire a few scouts to show us how to tie knots. I've done a check round the garage and I can supply a couple of deck chairs and a few lengths of string. It's all coming together. 

We may have to do some ducking and diving troops. Bloody MP's have found out we copied and pasted a takeaway terms and conditions 

We're being ridiculed all over twitter, now Huff Posts got hold of it too. Least The BBC and Sky won't report it, thank goodness  

I'll sack the person who didn't check the wording  That would be me

Roxan, deck chairs sounds good, I'm sure someone will have an inflatable paddling pool kicking around and a puncture kit 

I have had some inquiries into to Captain vacancies, so far

 Captain Horatio Pugwash 

Gerry and the Pacemakers (small firm) apparently they have some experience of running Ferries across the Mersey

Jack Sparrow

and some old Captain called Bobby Moore 

OH found this...

Ducky!!! 😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣

Ducky making a big splash - as usual!

I have some inflatable floating loungers -sure to come in handy once we get the pool.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

I have some inflatable floating loungers -sure to come in handy once we get the pool.

we can use them for emergency life rafts Fluffy,

I've just found out from Chris that Ramsgate can't berth large ships... I'm looking at some of those ww2 marine tank transporters to see if we can fit a truck on some of them. We should be able to pick some up cheap 

Roxan posted:

OH found this...

we could get at least one truck in  that duck 

Sweet and sour chicken Hong Kong style with fried rice.

That takeaway should run with this    

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Hmm.........will rummage around in the garage and see if the old one is there as well, but the kettle blew up!

 

we need a kettle  Just had Chris on the phone, we need train staff  He never said we would actually need to be organised when he handed over the 14 million quid 

My brother's a retired Metro driver. I'm sure he'll come out of retirement for us   

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Roxan, deck chairs sounds good, I'm sure someone will have an inflatable paddling pool kicking around and a puncture kit 

 

I have had some inquiries into to Captain vacancies, so far

 Captain Horatio Pugwash 

Gerry and the Pacemakers (small firm) apparently they have some experience of running Ferries across the Mersey

Jack Sparrow

and some old Captain called Bobby Moore 

I'll get next door to donate their pool, and if they have a pool they're sure to have a puncture kit 

I've been on a lot of cruises, so am applying for the job of Petty Officer,Im sure I can be petty if I try hard 

Kaytee posted:

I've been on a lot of cruises, so am applying for the job of Petty Officer,Im sure I can be petty if I try hard 

I'll be the illegal immigrant.

twickers posted:

I'll be the illegal immigrant. 

You'll not get in 

Kaytee posted:

I've been on a lot of cruises, so am applying for the job of Petty Officer,Im sure I can be petty if I try hard 

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sprout posted:

twickers posted:

I'll be the illegal immigrant. 

You'll not get in 

Gotta be good...

Kaytee posted:

I've been on a lot of cruises, so am applying for the job of Petty Officer,Im sure I can be petty if I try hard 

you're hired...grab a seat on the board too 

twickers posted:

I'll be the illegal immigrant.

 

 

in like a flash  I'll make sure 

Sprout posted:

My brother's a retired Metro driver. I'm sure he'll come out of retirement for us   

that's a train diver sorted  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I've been on a lot of cruises, so am applying for the job of Petty Officer,Im sure I can be petty if I try hard 

you're hired...grab a seat on the board too 

Ta muchly 😂👍

Kaytee posted:

Ta muchly 😂👍

Just got our first ship, it's called The Black Pearl and we'll be running a skeleton crew   

Very good Dame!

Can I be a 'Lookout' on alert for Pirates? 

Syd posted:

Can I be a 'Lookout' on alert for Pirates? 

you're on Syd