At least you'd know he'd always have wood. 
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Well there's my nightmare sorted for tonight! 
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Well there's my nightmare sorted for tonight!
Think of Steve's wife.
I'm sure she'd turn a blind eye. Oh wait.....
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Well there's my nightmare sorted for tonight!
Knock knock
Sosie? Jeve?
I gather this is the done thing since Brangelina.
I gather this is the done thing since Brangelina.
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Brangelina.
Two more I can't stand
Josie should just cop off
Well if his wife filed for divorse he wouldnt have a leg to stand on. 
Well he certainly couldn't run away from her .
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Josie should just cop off
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Think of Steve's wife
According to some it's better if you don't - it'll add to Menty's nightmare. Allegedly. 
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Think of Steve's wife.
Somebody on the forum said the other day....now how can I put this politely? *thinks....nope*that she looks like a brickie
Josie should cop off with Davina-- On a friday night show after being evicted. 
I had an image in my head of Steve's wife being a right little cutie, not overtly sexy or owt, but dead cute looking.
Funny isn't it the mental picture you build up of people, for no particular reason...
Funny isn't it the mental picture you build up of people, for no particular reason...