Now, I'm aware there are certain FMs 
who have an endearing penchant for Mr RR and his ample stomach. 
So when I read this in the thread (stand up to this Cos!) it reminded me of a pal of mine who was similarly endowed. 
When a gang of us had imbibed enough, we used to engage in an alphabetical game to list the qualities of my friend's belly. In other words, and to begin the game...
Razor's belly is ABUNDANT!
Next post must describe Razor's belly with an adjective beginning with 'B' and all the next in alphabetical order!
Have fun! 
