Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Sleep is the best meditation.
DALAI LAMA, People, Sep. 10, 1979
yeah, but he didn't explain to older women how to bloody do it 
Awwwwww 
Life is simple, it's just not easy. ~Author Unknown
Frankly, I'm fed up with politicians in Washington lecturing the rest of us about family values. Our families have values. But our government doesnât.
BILL CLINTON, speech at Democratic National Convention, July 16, 1 
We are all lying in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars!
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
We are all lying in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars!
I thought it was just me Soozy......
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
We are all lying in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars!
I thought it was just me Soozy......
No ...............................me too 
Forums are a wonderful escape,and places to make good friends........lal
Originally Posted by lal:
Forums are a wonderful escape,and places to make good friends........lal
EXCELLENT 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
We are all lying in the gutter but some of us are staring at the stars!
I thought it was just me Soozy......
No ...............................me too
OH! me too
As I usually post on these threads.......
"he who laughs has not yet heard the disastrous news!"
Bertold Brecht.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
As I usually post on these threads....... "he who laughs has not yet heard the disastrous news!" Bertold Brecht.
For gawds sake Joe......**Will have to search a Joe quote out**
Originally Posted by lal:
To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time. ~Clara Ortega
I've just looked back .................I LOVE THAT^^^^^^^^^^^ - I might inscribe that in my sisters Christmas card! Lovely
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
As I usually post on these threads....... "he who laughs has not yet heard the disastrous news!" Bertold Brecht.
For gawds sake Joe......**Will have to search a Joe quote out**
"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way 'til you can." -
-- Winston Churchill
It's not about the men in my life - it's about the life in my men!
Mae West
Great thread
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
As I usually post on these threads....... "he who laughs has not yet heard the disastrous news!" Bertold Brecht.
For gawds sake Joe......**Will have to search a Joe quote out**
"War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way 'til you can." -
-- Winston Churchill
**Am still re reading Churchill's quote....I have doubts....re reading Joe's or Bertold's I am torn**
A GJ quote?
My wife left me because of my Football obsession.
I wouldn't care but we've been together for fourteen seasons.
To be or not to be, that is the question.
FFS! Shape up FMs!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
A GJ quote? My wife left me because of my Football obsession. I wouldn't care but we've been together for fourteen seasons.
Did you break up during the Cricket season?......I bet she bowled you over!....
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Oh go on......we will only laugh, think bad of you...........for a few years.....
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Oh go on......we will only laugh, think bad of you...........for a few years.....
I know!!!! That's why I'm not posting . But I'm laughing very heartily to myself here (I'm very easily amused).
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Oh go on......we will only laugh, think bad of you...........for a few years.....
I know!!!! That's why I'm not posting . But I'm laughing very heartily to myself here (I'm very easily amused).
PMSL......(So am I .)
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Oh go on......we will only laugh, think bad of you...........for a few years.....
I know!!!! That's why I'm not posting . But I'm laughing very heartily to myself here (I'm very easily amused).
PMSL......(So am I .)
Times I have hovered over the post........crying with laughter........and chickened out......
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I have just thought of a BRILLIANT one (made it up) but I daren't post it .
Oh go on......we will only laugh, think bad of you...........for a few years.....
I know!!!! That's why I'm not posting . But I'm laughing very heartily to myself here (I'm very easily amused).
PMSL......(So am I .)
Times I have hovered over the post........crying with laughter........and chickened out......
I think you might be my evil twin Separated at birth!
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
I think you might be my evil twin Separated at birth!
Good Twin.....
'Go, and never darken my towels again!'
Groucho Marx
Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. ~Bette Davis
Originally Posted by Syd:
Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm try telling them that!
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm try telling them that!
I think "in the end" they know that.....
If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Unknown but I like it
Originally Posted by LowonIQ:
If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. Unknown but I like it
Sad to say I agree 
Presence not presents - Rug would go the gift wrapped every time
Originally Posted by LowonIQ:
Presence not presents - Rug would go the gift wrapped every time
If push came to shove...........I bet she wouldn't..
One bad apple spoils a barrel of cider