That's not even a real smile, it just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind - Lt Templeton Peck, US Army

Nothing succeeds like excess (Oscar Wilde)

Is this a response to your "why aren't you at work" thread?

Tee hee. I am one of the fortunate who does love my job.........Im really lucky

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing - Edmund Burke.

Barbara Cartland, when asked by BBC reporter Sandra Harris in a radio interview whether she thought English class barriers had broken down -

"Of course they have, or I wouldn't be talking to you" ouch

The National dish of America is menus
Robert Robinson

sorry Lori, apart from mushy peas of course

'If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.''

This man has childbearing lips!

Joan Rivers on Mick Jagger

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Homer.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he gave it to.


Dorothy Parker

"Man's inhumanity to man" like to know who wrote/said that..cos never a truer word was said..

Let them eat cake..... Marie Antoinette.
We are not amused....... Queen Victoria.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde.

It was the great Scottish poet (nae predjudice fae me ) Robert/ Rabbie Burns....

Many and sharp the numerous ills
Inwoven with our frame
More pointed still we make ourselves
Regret remorse and shame
And man - whose heaven erected face
The smiles of love adorn
Man`s inhumanity to man
Makes countless thousands mourn

That`s one verse from "Man was made to mourn" 1785

I BELIEVE god wants me to be president......Goerge W Bush.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Bush.

I love Bushisms!

http://politicalhumor.about.co...brary/blbushisms.htm

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

I have tears in my eyes laughing here

another bushism.

' i know it's a budget, it's got numbers in it'

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

hahahahaha!   Oh he's comedy gold.

I love bushisms too!

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

Scotty, this is great...it's a poem made entirely of Bushisms.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

hahahaha,  (Im running of now to get a Tena lady)

Bushism..

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning? "

make the pie (in the sky)  higher

Leccy that`s brilliant!

 Brilliant.

"I can`t quote and my right side is huge"


Scotty 2009

It'll be trapped wind Scotty

“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together, there is something you must always remember.
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think, but the most important thing is, even if we're apart - I'll always be with you.”

- Winnie the Pooh.

(Yes, honestly...)

"....I am King of the Universe..."

Profile, 2009.

I'd like to say that is made up.  But it isn't. 

there was a quote that angry pixie had on her facebook status about july time that i really loved (i think there was two of them a couple of days apart) i really liked them....forget what they about though.

Best quotation ever, the one for Mr Cinds life insurance

 Some brilliant quotes in the pooh stories

And yet, I have some brilliant poo stories

My sig: People will forget what you did and what you said, but will never forget the way you made them feel
Other faves: No rain, no rainbows; Darkness is only the absence of light and all winters must end; Dance like no-one is watching

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