Whose children would you rather bear?
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David...i couldn't shag marcus even if he had a bag on his head!
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
David...i couldn't shag marcus even if he had a bag on his head!
But wouldn't you rather give birth to a hardened wolverine than a rock brain?
I can't even choose. I really couldn't do either of them in any situation.
Think I'd rather stay childless TBH.
Sweet Jesus! What you trying to do to me? I've just eaten ffs!quote:Originally posted by Mathematics:
Whose children would you rather bear?
there is no 'I'd rather give myself a hysterectomy with a rusty bent spoon than bear children by either of them' option..
awww maths can i pass please 
eeewwwwweeeeee, why do I only have a choice of them two. If they were the last men on earth and I had to, then I would ask for a turkey baister and a pot. I would rather David was the Donor.
Sterilisation seems a better option.
Call that a choice?
quote:Originally posted by Mathematics:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
David...i couldn't shag marcus even if he had a bag on his head!
But wouldn't you rather give birth to a hardened wolverine than a rock brain?
I'm sure my genes will overcome that obstacle!
Nasty...
It would be better for the human race to die out than use those options
David.
I'd rather 'remedial' than 'irredeemable'.
I'd rather 'remedial' than 'irredeemable'.
I'd stay childless 
I have a headache
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Think I'd rather stay childless TBH.
I wasnt going to post but your reply is priceless Soozy hahaha superb !!!
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Sterilisation seems a better option.
I don't know who either of them are so to be on the safe side I'll go for a bit of tube tying action as well
senora
quote:Originally posted by porto:
I wasnt going to post but your reply is priceless Soozy hahaha superb !!!
Porrttoooooo
Lovely to see you hun - big hugs
only at bleeding gunpoint would I with either and then I would choose David, I certainly would,nt want the depraved Mucus touching me ever for any reason.
ewwwwwwwwww
ewwwwwwwwww
Thank god I'm past all that, if that was the only two choices! 
quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'd stay childless
me too
I'm having mathematics children instead.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
I'm having mathematics children instead.
Is that like the lowest common denominator?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
I'm having mathematics children instead.
Is that like the lowest common denominator?
I was actually hoping they might have a sex trapezium.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
I was actually hoping they might have a sex trapezium.
Filth!!
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quote:Originally posted by tupps:
there is no 'I'd rather give myself a hysterectomy with a rusty bent spoon than bear children by either of them' option..
- wot even if you could choose artificial insemination ?
Id rather be in a Lesbian relationship with HIlda Baker....
Marcus is winning
HMMM.. Eddie Munster versus Pugsley
If I had to shag them first i'd choose the pugsley option......If Marcus touched me I'd have to live the rest of my life standing in a carwash
If I had to shag them first i'd choose the pugsley option......If Marcus touched me I'd have to live the rest of my life standing in a carwash
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
HMMM.. Eddie Munster versus Pugsley
If I had to shag them first i'd choose the pugsley option......If Marcus touched me I'd have to live the rest of my life standing in a carwash
With a very big sponge
I think they would both have pretty slow swimmers tbh , therfore this question is null & void
Omg :sick neither
neither
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Think I'd rather stay childless TBH.
I agree.ROFL!!!quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
HMMM.. Eddie Munster versus Pugsley
If I had to shag them first i'd choose the pugsley option......If Marcus touched me I'd have to live the rest of my life standing in a carwash
With acid and bleach mixed in with the water!!!quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
there is no 'I'd rather give myself a hysterectomy with a rusty bent spoon than bear children by either of them' option..
Yes..
