A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her

girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely

sexy, middle-aged man entered.. He was so striking that the woman could

not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive

stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she

could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and

whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want

me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...

On one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just

three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly

removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand

along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his

eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and

meaningfully said....



"Clean my house."