Predictive Text

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Sunnie

An old friend text this morning asking how my good life was? I was very

by this. After a couple of probing texts back and forwards we realised she meant HOME life not GOOD life...

How can you sum up in a text your son's gf is a harlot, you have 3 new pussies and your ankles are swollen without sounding doolally?

Anyway anyone got any good predictive text stories?

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ShiverMember

I had a text recently 'dont come the aunt with me'

cheeky git I knew what he meant

7/3/096:47 AM

Former Member

I can't get on with predictive text so I turned mine off -saves embarrassment

7/3/096:48 AM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Shiver:
I had a text recently 'dont come the aunt with me'

cheeky git I knew what he meant

So do I!

7/3/096:52 AM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pengy:
I can't get on with predictive text so I turned mine off -saves embarrassment

I was like that for years Pengy then I saw the light

7/3/096:53 AM

Little Miss SpursMember

I sometimes refer to my eldest daughter as "Bookie Shoe"!!!!! That was what came through to me on a text she sent me once,

when it was on "Silly" text as I call it. Cant remember now what she meant to say, but "Bookie Shoe" has certainly stuck

7/3/096:55 AM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
I sometimes refer to my eldest daughter as "Bookie Shoe"!!!!! That was what came through to me on a text she sent me once, when it was on "Silly" text as I call it. Cant remember now what she meant to say, but "Bookie Shoe" has certainly stuck

I have too much time on my hands, I started trying to work out what it could be lol

7/3/097:16 AM

mary_beeMember

I adoreeee predictive. I refused to use it for years and then I was converted.

7/3/098:20 AM

GelMember

I am a non-convertee

7/3/098:21 AM

♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!Member

Can't get on with predictive text at all, switched it off my phone.

7/3/098:22 AM

TiGiMember

I've never used it.

7/3/098:22 AM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Never used it,don't like it.

7/3/098:23 AM

Former Member

Has anyone ever sent a text to their landline?

I texted my husband on the landline to say I was stuck in a traffic jam...

The message was relayed as "I am stuck in a just a minute"

7/3/098:23 AM

LeccyMember

I don't even like mobile phones, let alone texts or predictive text.

7/3/098:24 AM

CroctacusMember

I never use predictive cos I can never get it to say what I want.

It is funny to send texts to the home phone though..especially sweary ones and listen to the posh robot woman saying them.

7/3/098:29 AM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I never use predictive cos I can never get it to say what I want.

It is funny to send texts to the home phone though..especially sweary ones and listen to the posh robot woman saying them.

I spent a whole drunken evening at a mates house sending them home to my hubby, how we laughed....
Well, me and me mate not my hubby

7/3/098:31 AM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Sunnie:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I never use predictive cos I can never get it to say what I want.

It is funny to send texts to the home phone though..especially sweary ones and listen to the posh robot woman saying them.

I spent a whole drunken evening at a mates house sending them home to my hubby, how we laughed....
Well, me and me mate not my hubby

My husband spent an evening sending them and getting out 10 year old to get the messages....most of them were football chants which were really funny.

I also send a happy birthday by mistake to Angel of the North to her home phone and not her mobile...

She wasn't happy cos it was about 7am!!

7/3/098:33 AM

serignhugrfMember

I like that MEAL and NECK are the same on predictive text. Going out for a meal could become something less innocent. I also like that LIPS and KISS are the same. ANAL and C*CK are the same too, not sure how I discovered that one

7/3/098:37 AM

SunnieMember

Pussy and puppy are the same too!

7/3/098:38 AM

j0anneMember

i have dyslexia and cant tell you how frustrating i find that predictive stuff had to get it swtched off......it took me night on 45 mins to send hi ...ok see you soon

7/3/098:40 AM

SunnieMember

Awwwwwwwwww

7/3/098:44 AM

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