Sometimes I tie knots in the bottom of the legs in mr summer's pj's, and lay them on the bed so he can only see the waistband.. And when he gets out of the shower and tries to put on his pj's, his feet won't go through the legs

ha ha ha nice one !!!!

My firend often takes an item from the house he lives in and wraps it up and gives it to his wife for Xmas.

And when she opens it . . .  

Haha class! I'm going to do that maybe a show or the toothpaste

My friend puts things in her husbands pillow; an umbrella, hairdryer, cheese grater

I like texting landlines too, that's always funny!

 

"We've got a monkey"

"Why don't you call the Police"

"Well - he hasn't done anything wrong - he hasn't stolen a car"

I read that as landmines

Ant & Dec   

I lubs Ant and Dec!     *runs*

 

"I'm a celebrity get out of my ear" is hilarious.

 

Sorry GJ 

 

Brian Badonde