velvet donkey posted:

I know. It just keeps delivering..    

Manna from heaven for your TV comedian. 

Apparently the Pope used to be a bouncer, back in his Argentinian youth  My money's on him! 

i wanna THUMP TRUMP

Trump won't go down very well with some parts of good ole US of A 

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

i think it is (ps viewers, this is velveteen & me, having our first row, no, the honeymoon isnt over...yet)

pirate1111 posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

i think it is (ps viewers, this is velveteen & me, having our first row, no, the honeymoon isnt over...yet)

You two really do crack me up!  You're as good as Morecambe and Wise 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Put them both in a ring and lets see who walks out.

 

I don't agree with Trump, and I also don't have much time for religion. I wonder where that puts me if I was an American voting 

velvet donkey posted:

Sprout posted:

I don't agree with Trump, and I also don't have much time for religion. I wonder where that puts me if I was an American voting 

Cuban illegal voting for Sanders    

velvet donkey posted:

Sprout posted:

I don't agree with Trump, and I also don't have much time for religion. I wonder where that puts me if I was an American voting 

Cuban illegal voting for Sanders    

Rofl  

Sprout posted:

pirate1111 posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

i think it is (ps viewers, this is velveteen & me, having our first row, no, the honeymoon isnt over...yet)

You two really do crack me up!  You're as good as Morecambe and Wise 

this is our first dance at our wedding

velvet donkey posted:

Our edition of househunting in the sun should go out next Tuesday. Two mill budget in Benidorm. We ended up buying three hotels.

pirate1111 posted:

Sprout posted:

pirate1111 posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

i think it is (ps viewers, this is velveteen & me, having our first row, no, the honeymoon isnt over...yet)

You two really do crack me up!  You're as good as Morecambe and Wise 

this is our first dance at our wedding

 

 

 

velvet donkey posted:

Our edition of househunting in the sun should go out next Tuesday. Two mill budget in Benidorm. We ended up buying three hotels.

PMSL!! 

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

pirate1111 posted:

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

 

Pirate !!!!  

Baz posted:

pirate1111 posted:

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

 

Pirate !!!!  

DITTO!! 

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

Well, he's certainly seen by voters as the anti-establishment candidate, but that really does make me laugh.

Trump is big business, and his career was built on inherited family wealth - his first real estate project was an apartment complex bought by his father for $5.7 million (and that was in the 60s!)

Trump is the establishment.

Eugene's Lair posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

Well, he's certainly seen by voters as the anti-establishment candidate, but that really does make me laugh.

Trump is big business, and his career was built on inherited family wealth - his first real estate project was an apartment complex bought by his father for $5.7 million (and that was in the 60s!)

Trump is the establishment.

And that....is what peeps are cottoning on to   not 'real life' 

velvet donkey posted:

Eugene's Lair posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

Well, he's certainly seen by voters as the anti-establishment candidate, but that really does make me laugh.

Trump is big business, and his career was built on inherited family wealth - his first real estate project was an apartment complex bought by his father for $5.7 million (and that was in the 60s!)

Trump is the establishment.

Come on Eugene. He's no really. Bush and Clinton are the Establishment.

Don't believe everything you see and read Donks  

velvet donkey posted:

Eugene's Lair posted:

velvet donkey posted:

He's the anti-establishment vote and he's doing a pretty good job I think. No business of The Pope's   

Well, he's certainly seen by voters as the anti-establishment candidate, but that really does make me laugh.

Trump is big business, and his career was built on inherited family wealth - his first real estate project was an apartment complex bought by his father for $5.7 million (and that was in the 60s!)

Trump is the establishment.

Come on Eugene. He's no really. Bush and Clinton are the Establishment.

Bush, yes: the family fortune is centred on oil.

Clinton, not so much. Bill's father was a travelling salesman, and his career was built on education (winning a Rhodes Scholarship) rather than inherited family wealth and established connections. Hillary's background is perhaps more traditional middle-class, but her family were hardly rich, and again her career was built on education.

Trump, with his wealthy business background, is much more establishment than the Clintons.

velvet donkey posted:

Trump is deffo no the establishment. Wait till it gets dirty.

You mean dirtier than it already is?

No one fights dirtier than Trump: look at the way he campaigned against Obama (he's still an outspoken "birther") , and he wasn't even running for President at the time!

Sprout posted:

I don't agree with Trump, and I also don't have much time for religion. I wonder where that puts me if I was an American voting 

Spoiled paper.

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

pirate1111 posted:

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

 

Pirate !!!!  

DITTO!! 

Another Ditto!

pirate1111 posted:

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

 

Ooh Velvet you've turned him ..........

...............turned him into an Honorary Scot!

velvet donkey posted:

Okay, who do you want to win? 

I know it's another cop-out, but TBH I don't feel comfortable talking about favourites when - as someone who's not American and can't vote - I only really see it in foreign policy terms.

Let's just say that the thought of either Trump, or one or two of the other Republican candidates (especially Ben Carson) becoming President frightens the life out of me, so: anyone but them!

I'm 'Feeling the Bern' too.  As it were

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

pirate1111 posted:

i remember our first meeting well

velveteen was wearing a kilt

he said 'put yer hand up there!'

i did

i said 'ooooh its gruesome'

velveteen said 'och aye put yer hand up again, its gruesome more'

 

Ooh Velvet you've turned him ..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...............turned him into an Honorary Scot!

the wedding march

and in line with the thread ive just tweeted to trump what a cnut he is

well

hes a tw@t

a racist fat bigot with weetabix hair

i like my pope

velvet donkey posted:

Let us know when your extradition appeal is and I'll throw you a coupla bob.

velvet donkey posted:

I'm Free Church of Scotland bro. Like Donald's granny  

Aye. I was watching The Wright Stuff today too    Her surname....Christ