POP QUIZ Ladies: Your stranded on an Island....

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Rawky-Roo

....Whilst there a small plane crashes on your island and emerging from the wrecking are: John James, Ben and Dave.

You all realise that there is no way off this island and chances of being found are slim. It is then decided that you must make a choice:

Who do you send swimming out to sea to find rescue?
Who do you eat to survive?
Who do you spend the rest of your time on the Island with?

Before you answer, bare in mind that Ben will expect you to do everything for him, John James will constantly argue with you and Dave will be getting drunk on Jesus.

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LeccyMember

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John James, Ben and Dave.

Send JJ out swimming, come on, he's an Ozzy...he can swim!

Eat Dave...mainly because it would shut him up.

Spend my time with Ben, sadly resigned to the fact I'd be the one picking pineapples and building campfires.

7/12/104:57 PM

~Lee~Member

Send JJ out to sea...Eat Dave in the hope he was intoxicated when we did....Spend the time with Ben,being kept busy would help pass time.

7/12/104:58 PM

Former Member

OHHH good one

Id send Dave out to sea, he has jesus to look after him.... he aint sinking!!!!
Id have to spend the rest of my time with JJ, while we tuck into a nice rump of toff on the barbie (mind the hairs)

7/12/104:59 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Send JJ out for a swim.
Eat Dave.
Eat Ben for the pudding that he is.

7/12/104:59 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Send Dave out swimming (& hope the lord will give him strength)

Eat Ben - there'd be no way he could shirk out of being eaten

Spend Island time with JJ - at least it wouldn't be boring

7/12/105:00 PM

Former Member

Are there sharks?

7/12/105:00 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

JJ to swim, with a bag of sand strapped to his ankle
Dave to eat, there's more meat on him
Ben for company, at least I'd die laughing

7/12/105:00 PM

~Lee~Member

The Barbie?.....Surely you don't mean his Barbie doll collection.

7/12/105:01 PM

TriggersMember

Dave. He would summon the Lord from his belly, part the sea, we all walk home - Kumbaya m'Lord - miracles happen.

7/12/105:01 PM

LeccyMember

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Are there sharks?

Muwahahahaha, we have a winner!

7/12/105:01 PM

Former Member

JJ's going for a swim.
Dave's dinner - I'd ask God to cook him again like he did when he tanned him, only on a higher setting.

I'd build a shelter out of Ben's hair .

7/12/105:03 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Triggs

Dave. He would summon the Lord from his belly, part the sea, we all walk home - Kumbaya m'Lord - miracles happen.

And you'd all be virgins, by the time you got home!

7/12/105:02 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

This so should have been a poll

7/12/105:03 PM

LeccyMember

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Dave's dinner - I'd ask God to cook him again like he did when he tanned him, only on a higher setting.

Oh God, hahahahahahahaha

7/12/105:03 PM

~Lee~Member

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Dave. He would summon the Lord from his belly, part the sea, we all walk home - Kumbaya m'Lord - miracles happen.

Amen!!

7/12/105:04 PM

stonksMember

Eat Ben..
Send Dave for help..
And spend my time with JJ, he won't be talking anyway....

7/12/105:06 PM

Former Member

I wonder what recipies you could get out of dave? Coq au lord (ohhh that sounds very wrong)

7/12/105:07 PM

~Lee~Member

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Eat Ben.. Send Dave for help.. And spend my time with JJ, he won't be talking anyway....

Nor will he be doing what you have in mind madam,30 seconds,remember 30 seconds.

7/12/105:08 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: Gypsie

Coq au lord (ohhh that sounds very wrong)

7/12/105:09 PM

TriggersMember

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And you'd all be virgins, by the time you got home

The sea would be the only thing that would be parting, yes

7/12/105:10 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

JJ doesn't enjoy being eaten, remember.

7/12/105:09 PM

Former Member

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Coq au lord (ohhh that sounds very wrong)

ewww, I'll take my chances with the sharks instead!

7/12/105:10 PM

Former Member

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I wonder what recipies you could get out of dave

Monkfish and chips?

7/12/105:15 PM

Former Member

or crackers.. and sweet baby cheeses?

7/12/105:16 PM

Former Member

he'd be well marinated anyhow

7/12/105:16 PM

stonksMember

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Nor will he be doing what you have in mind madam,30 seconds,remember 30 seconds.

I shall whip out my Arab strap....

7/12/105:18 PM

LeccyMember

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JJ doesn't enjoy being eaten, remember.

I still can't fathom if that was (we should have a poll)

1) The absolute truth and fair play, not everyone likes everything

2) Mostly the truth he does have some odd notion about it being overtly submissive for the woman

3) An attempt to get the bonkers branch of feminists on his side

4) An attempt to get a certain section of tweeny/teeny/granny types on his side

5) He has intimacy issues

6) Talking crap for the sake of it

7/12/105:20 PM

Former Member

Reference:lectrical

5) He has intimacy with tissues

I think it's number 5

7/12/105:29 PM

LeccyMember

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I think it's number 5

You're more generous than me, I'd go for 6, I think...(can't decide!)

7/12/105:35 PM

Karma_Member

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Who do you eat to survive?

I'd eat JJ, but not to survive

7/12/105:37 PM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

bumping for the early birds

7/13/102:09 AM

SazBombMember

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4) An attempt to get a certain section of tweeny/teeny/granny types on his side

This

He's tying to appear all sensitive to women's feelings and how it should all be about their pleasure and blah blah blah

7/13/102:21 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

nah.... can you actually imagine JJ receiving "favours"... think about it... without anyone to talk to (on account of them being occupied)... he would be lying there freaking himself out... getting paranoid etc...

So I think its more likely to be No. 4

Edited cos I am stoopid.. I mean No.5

7/13/102:24 AM

DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD.Member

Can you do it again and call it

eats shoots and leaves??

I would swim for help myself. OR wait to see how long before the ungay three turn

7/13/102:24 AM

DanceSetteeMember

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JJ doesn't enjoy being eaten,

i believe him....once bitten twice shy

7/13/102:28 AM

Former Member

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5) He has intimacy issues

I think its most likely to be this

7/13/102:34 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

ooops!

I meant no.5

I got confused with the numbering!

7/13/102:35 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

As Triggers said...the sea would part and the blessed Dave would lead us to a nice five star hotel somewhere where there was some proper totty to ogle

7/13/104:19 AM

DemantoidMember

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I would swim for help myself. OR wait to see how long before the ungay three turn

Me too

7/13/104:23 AM

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