If only you'd said Maybelline....

Good point velvet. Or margarine?

There is nobody called Angeline in the list of members. 

Brisket, at this point the story becomes even more sad. I have never done a happy birthday thread before so I did one for Angeline who sadly, tragically, doesn't exist 

I wanted to see how many nice cakes people would post at her, but they didn't. I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm too upset 

Maybe she's born with it... 

Awww my dearest Prom  
I am so sorry to be such a swine. I don't know how I can comfort you.
Your intentions were beyong beauty, and your birthday thread is one of the very best I have ever seen.

He's off his bleedin nut

*cough* attention seeker *cough*

Just having a laugh. I guess we should tell the rest of the forum not to post any threads lest they be accused of attention seeking by the terminally miserable eh?