*thinks of Christmas market*

HOORAY ANOTHER POOP THREAD! <claps>

Ohhh I like those!

Well at least this is genuine poop

Are you suggesting my 2009 music thread is not genuine poop? or are you just that bored on here you wanna have a lil moan?

FAKE POO YAYYYY

wow...I really have ruffled your feathers    I'm very sorry for upsetting you so much

Hahaha You couldn't if you tried, Temps, Water off a ducks back..You must try harder if that's what you want to gain

Look, I've already apologised for upsetting you, there's no need to make a meal out of it

I will have NO poo-fighting in this thread..

i was enjoying me bag of chocolate raisins

yes, You are right, trollz are best ignored!

oh the T word

Temps you wanna share me chocolate raisins hun

I had to clean Cleo rabbits shitty arse again this morning..

Any more kung-poo fighting and I shall rub your noses in it..

That's what rabbit poop looks like.

Katty i somehow knew you were gonna tell me that

Oh no thanks Justa....I'm tryna be good...so bought raisins instead of biscuits....I've od'ed on the bloomin things

FESTIVE!

I expect that's what it'll be like for me and Justa after all the raisins Leccy

Must fly now, byeee!

Deman   where do you find this stuff?

ive gone right of my chocolate raisins too now. im supposed to be eating bananas to get my potasism level up and help me go  but they just dont appeal to me at all.

you should try Butternut squash Justa   I'm not sure what the hell is in it, but it sure makes Finn poop like a train

oh i'll give it a go Temps.Docs told me off said i cant keep taking constipation pills and i gotta be a good girl and eat my fruit and greens

Live yoghurt works a treat. Try the one called Ubley. But don't fart unless you are sitting on a toilet........................... I should imagine

Aww,sorry Justa friend,didn't mean to put you off them.

i never do crossy honest lol thanks for tip

A bowl of all allbran,tastes like crap! but crap is the end result!

Crossy

I tell you...steamed butternut squash'll get you movin in no time   Your doc is right, no popping pills when a plate of fibre will get you moving   <--- but not too tight

Katty i have tried loads of cereal and bran(dont like any of it) it dont seem to work.

 back at ya Temps

Weetabix!   

And for pudding.... 

DEFINITIONS OF Poop

• GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

 

• CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

 

• WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

 

• SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

 

• POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

 

• LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

 

• GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

 

• DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

 

• CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

 know that 1 too well

thats just the worst going to toilet and someones left ya loads of skids. could be worse i guess it could be a floater