Voted..... but Brisket.... sorry to be picky.....I need a neither on the pudding one

Done!  (Your wish is my command Baz  

chips
batterd
cream
dislike
beans
fried
dont dunk

Hi Brisket T-shirt competition winner

I have my potatoes in every single way possible. though you left "roasted" off...

Am a vegetarian ergo I don't eat fish. Never liked it before anyway. Oh hang on, I liked tuna in me sandwiches.

Cream is nicer on pudding but I don't prefer it

No opinion on Christmas pud

Baked beans FTW

Boiled egg whites

And I'm not a dunker.

I have voted, but where is the" I eat like everything option"?

 Hi there Yogi Have you recovered from your travel trauma now?

Sorry  Chazzer (cup-cake specialist)   I missed out roasted by mistake (I had it in my rough notes.)
Yogi you are a true food enthusiast then.

Hi Baz, I'm fine now thanks.

Is that a euphemism for glutton?

Tis fine

Glad to hear it

yeah... I noticed this too!

Also (& this is a leeetle bit fussy)  you missed off rosti'd & dauphinoise...  the latter being my spud fave!

& christmas pudding is the work of the devil!

I'm bloody starving, now!

Ho, Ho, Ho - off to hell you'll all go!!

it is rank though!  ((shudders at thought of xmas pudding))

You left out roast potatoes, grilled/baked fish and ice cream with pudding..

Can't quite believe that dunkers are the minority ..................it's what biscuits were made for isn't it?

Mashed potatoes
Don't like fish, but deep fried in batter if you must
Don't like sauces of any kind.
Love Christmas  pudding
Mushy peas.
Pickled or hard boiled eggs.
Non-dunking.

Mashed, don't eat anything that swims, cream, dislike, poached, yes i dunk!

oh and baked beans

i wanted roasted on the list as well, i agree with ditty xmas pudding  No to dunking

I would have preferred sauteed for pototoes and I don't like cream or custard, would have liked an ice cream option - but have voted

I'm afraid I've let some people down by not including sufficient options.
The potato section had glaring omissions I'm afraid. Apologies.

Don't worry Brisket, I was very happy with the available options - all of them!

Yes!!!   and I hope you are thoroughly ashamed of yourself!!  

*points to forum corridor*    

 Go and sit out there and think about what you have done!!!

i prefer my potatoes roasted
I'm veggie so no to the fish and I'm allergic to eggs so they're a no no

Ditty
I feel truly reprimanded and ashamed.
**thinks Ditty's firmness is probably good for me**

That is so getting printed out and stuck on the fridge door for the rest of the family to see.... and accept!

Ditty!
Ever thought of going into teaching? Or becoming a dominatrix?

Given that choice I'd have to go for dominatrix!

Hey.. who wouldn't....  that has got to be one of the cushdiest jobs ever....

you wouldn't even have to hide your contempt for the snivelling customers...  in fact... you could charge extra for it!

 Cynthia Payne advertised for slaves in the Times small ads. And she got them - they did all her housework, gardening and DIY, and asked for nothing in return apart from the odd slap or cruel word..

...ooh.. I could do that!    the odd dig with my foot as I walk down the garden and pass them digging over the flowerbed with a teaspoon...

 I think she made them wear pinnies, as well.

oops...  this has gone off topic even for me!

OK, back on topic, Cynthia Payne and her clientele preferred their eggs poached, on toast - that was supposedly what she served the blokes who came to her secs parties..

I bet she didn't do the poaching herself!

I love poached eggs, but I can never get them quite right at home.   Shop eggs just aren't fresh enough....   I need to get me own chickens!

 *is aware this could swerve right back to the other topic at this point*

Erotic nookie - use a feather
Pervy nookie - use whole chicken