Been to Ayr
Newmarket Races
Ridden a motorbike
Skates
A Horse
Stuck in a lift
Slid down a bannister
Bitten by a dog
Walked out of a film  (The Deerhunter)

I've only been to Ayr


Ridden a horse


Been on skates and skis ...



Sung on stage


Walked out of a film before the end.

Karms! You don't know what a punt is?!

 


Well, that's King College, Cambridge right? The river is the Cam. The boatey things are punts and the folk attempting to punt it are punters.  A bit like gondaliers in Venice. Except  the punters are all attempting to be professional in the art!  The fun I had laughing at folk who ended up clinging to the punt pole as the punt drifted off into a river bank occupied many happy summer days for me! 

I don't ever want to go to America... v v nearly did aged 18, thankfully the air traffic controllers strike prevented that

I have the scar Brisket! GJ already knows that I roller skated into the local hairdresser's full glass window, smashing it to smitherreengs... I came off slightly better than the window 'though As for bannister sliding, I did that every day, at least three times a day for aww gawd knows how many years....sooo there's another scar, the day my dad thought it would be soo funny to shout "Goal"  when i went for a pee during a world cup game! And, as for ice skating, I did all the twiirly wirly lessons....stood me in good stead for when the ddg 'Minty' and 'Rocky' from the ice hockey team paired up for the 'last dance'

I used to go skating at Richmond ice rink. Not that I could ever learn how to stop, so I used to have to crash into the side.

I once slid down the bannister coming downstairs from the bar at Queensway ice rink....with skates on.....the landing was very difficult and messy....and the crowd of people I scattered like tenpins were none too happy either.

@ Croc.